Ryan Taranis
@tokenhumanfriend.bsky.social
Small squishy human living in a big fuzzy world. Prone to giving history lectures on fictional universes (He/Him, 18+ only!)
If you see this post your favorite Pokemon
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If you see this post your favorite Pokemon
Look, I'm not saying that this scene is what caused me to develop a vore kink, but I am saying that I remember the funny feeling from seeing it as a kid being a core memory ...
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Look, I'm not saying that this scene is what caused me to develop a vore kink, but I am saying that I remember the funny feeling from seeing it as a kid being a core memory ...
I always go back and forth if I want to give Ryan an anthro form/retcon away him being human, but if I did, the meeses are a compelling example of what he'd be
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I always go back and forth if I want to give Ryan an anthro form/retcon away him being human, but if I did, the meeses are a compelling example of what he'd be
To all my doggo friends: Enjoy your Super Bowl!
a woman is walking a dog in front of a purina pro plan sign
ALT: a woman is walking a dog in front of a purina pro plan sign
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November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
To all my doggo friends: Enjoy your Super Bowl!
Pop thoughts:
Fame is a gun, sympathy is a knife, justice is a three sectional staff
Fame is a gun, sympathy is a knife, justice is a three sectional staff
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Pop thoughts:
Fame is a gun, sympathy is a knife, justice is a three sectional staff
Fame is a gun, sympathy is a knife, justice is a three sectional staff
Welp, it finally happened: had my first patient hit me with the "Well ChatGPT said..."
....I really need to start working on my schpiel for that statement because it probably isn't gonna be the last time I hear it...
....I really need to start working on my schpiel for that statement because it probably isn't gonna be the last time I hear it...
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Welp, it finally happened: had my first patient hit me with the "Well ChatGPT said..."
....I really need to start working on my schpiel for that statement because it probably isn't gonna be the last time I hear it...
....I really need to start working on my schpiel for that statement because it probably isn't gonna be the last time I hear it...
Well THIS would've done numbers on a 2007 Naruto AMV....
Also, hearing a pretty decent Chester impersonation sing that second verse....shit that got me.
youtu.be/qcdsWUAl5jQ?...
Also, hearing a pretty decent Chester impersonation sing that second verse....shit that got me.
youtu.be/qcdsWUAl5jQ?...
What It Sounds Like from KPop Demon Hunters (In the style of Linkin Park)
YouTube video by Anthony Vincent
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October 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Well THIS would've done numbers on a 2007 Naruto AMV....
Also, hearing a pretty decent Chester impersonation sing that second verse....shit that got me.
youtu.be/qcdsWUAl5jQ?...
Also, hearing a pretty decent Chester impersonation sing that second verse....shit that got me.
youtu.be/qcdsWUAl5jQ?...
It's the first cold, rainy day of Autumn here. All that's missing is a giant someone to cuddle up with.
October 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's the first cold, rainy day of Autumn here. All that's missing is a giant someone to cuddle up with.
Gifting all my dog sona friends a Lambchop for Christmas
October 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Gifting all my dog sona friends a Lambchop for Christmas
After months of "let's wait and see" I finally uninstalled Destiny 2.
Can't decide if "finally pulling life support from a family member" or "making the decision to distance from a friend/family member who insists on self destructive choices" is the more apropos analogy...either way it sucks.
Can't decide if "finally pulling life support from a family member" or "making the decision to distance from a friend/family member who insists on self destructive choices" is the more apropos analogy...either way it sucks.
October 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
After months of "let's wait and see" I finally uninstalled Destiny 2.
Can't decide if "finally pulling life support from a family member" or "making the decision to distance from a friend/family member who insists on self destructive choices" is the more apropos analogy...either way it sucks.
Can't decide if "finally pulling life support from a family member" or "making the decision to distance from a friend/family member who insists on self destructive choices" is the more apropos analogy...either way it sucks.
Well that was a nice, relaxing 11 day vacation. Now to check up on all the news I might've missed ....
September 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Well that was a nice, relaxing 11 day vacation. Now to check up on all the news I might've missed ....
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Being cringe is better than being cruel.
September 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Being cringe is better than being cruel.
[Trumpet flare to the tune of "Tequila"]
*leans into microphone*
Bnnuy
*leans into microphone*
Bnnuy
September 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
[Trumpet flare to the tune of "Tequila"]
*leans into microphone*
Bnnuy
*leans into microphone*
Bnnuy
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update: left the bar cause the people next to me were saying "trans people shouldn't be allowed to transition until they're 18 cause it's irreversible" Tried explaining to them,
Now at the bar explaining Ohio to the lovely English bartender and now we're trying to figure out the UK equivalent
Now at the bar explaining Ohio to the lovely English bartender and now we're trying to figure out the UK equivalent
Dear diary: today I discovered Indian whiskey (whisky?) is a thing and it was...definitely something I've tried.
I need more time to collect my thoughts on this
I need more time to collect my thoughts on this
September 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
update: left the bar cause the people next to me were saying "trans people shouldn't be allowed to transition until they're 18 cause it's irreversible" Tried explaining to them,
Now at the bar explaining Ohio to the lovely English bartender and now we're trying to figure out the UK equivalent
Now at the bar explaining Ohio to the lovely English bartender and now we're trying to figure out the UK equivalent
Dear diary: today I discovered Indian whiskey (whisky?) is a thing and it was...definitely something I've tried.
I need more time to collect my thoughts on this
I need more time to collect my thoughts on this
September 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Dear diary: today I discovered Indian whiskey (whisky?) is a thing and it was...definitely something I've tried.
I need more time to collect my thoughts on this
I need more time to collect my thoughts on this
Apparently going on a cruise in the North Atlantic this time of year is COLD. Who knew?
Guess we're staying inside and staying cozy
Guess we're staying inside and staying cozy
a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
ALT: a man in a suit stands in front of a crowd and says anyway
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September 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Apparently going on a cruise in the North Atlantic this time of year is COLD. Who knew?
Guess we're staying inside and staying cozy
Guess we're staying inside and staying cozy
Being on vacation and having an excessive amount of Smol Energy™ to bug my big friends on subway rides
September 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Being on vacation and having an excessive amount of Smol Energy™ to bug my big friends on subway rides
Watching a bouncer drag out someone too drunk at a karaoke bar while singing "Don't stop me now" is a level of meta I wasn't ready for tonight, but am AMUSED by
September 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Watching a bouncer drag out someone too drunk at a karaoke bar while singing "Don't stop me now" is a level of meta I wasn't ready for tonight, but am AMUSED by
Just left a matinee of Cabaret. On one hand, the cast was fantastic And deserving of the standing ovation they got. On the other hand it feels incredibly inappropriate to do with how the show ends
a cartoon of bart simpson and lisa simpson with the words kids could you lighten up a little
ALT: a cartoon of bart simpson and lisa simpson with the words kids could you lighten up a little
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September 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just left a matinee of Cabaret. On one hand, the cast was fantastic And deserving of the standing ovation they got. On the other hand it feels incredibly inappropriate to do with how the show ends
Thank God I'm going on vacation right when the news cycle has to try and explain a fucking 10+ old internet subculture copy pasta to normies ...
September 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Thank God I'm going on vacation right when the news cycle has to try and explain a fucking 10+ old internet subculture copy pasta to normies ...
I'm super conflict adverse, so as much as our country needs people who know where the nearest brick is (you know, for reasons), I don't think I'm the one to be on the front lines with them
But I'd like to think I'm helping in my own way by correcting my patients' files when they get dead named.
But I'd like to think I'm helping in my own way by correcting my patients' files when they get dead named.
a man wearing overalls and a plaid shirt says it ain 't much but it 's honest work
ALT: a man wearing overalls and a plaid shirt says it ain 't much but it 's honest work
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August 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I'm super conflict adverse, so as much as our country needs people who know where the nearest brick is (you know, for reasons), I don't think I'm the one to be on the front lines with them
But I'd like to think I'm helping in my own way by correcting my patients' files when they get dead named.
But I'd like to think I'm helping in my own way by correcting my patients' files when they get dead named.
Soooo uhm....does anyone still need a date for 8/8? 👉👈
August 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Soooo uhm....does anyone still need a date for 8/8? 👉👈
So now that I have entered a Netflix polycule, I finally watched Kpop Demon Hunters I have already watched it twice and listened to the soundtrack four times since Friday
August 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So now that I have entered a Netflix polycule, I finally watched Kpop Demon Hunters I have already watched it twice and listened to the soundtrack four times since Friday