Todd Mitchell
@toddnotmitchell.com
Valedictorian: North Junior High 8th Grade Summer School Social Studies, 1999
What it looks like to have grown up with Humble Bundle. I’m absolutely buying this. 🤣
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
What it looks like to have grown up with Humble Bundle. I’m absolutely buying this. 🤣
Order pancakes and begin the negotiations
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Order pancakes and begin the negotiations
Not exactly the first time DoorDash has delivered something wrong.
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Not exactly the first time DoorDash has delivered something wrong.
People need a happy place to think about, and that’s why I built Nintendo 64 Retro Pizza Hut.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
People need a happy place to think about, and that’s why I built Nintendo 64 Retro Pizza Hut.
Act 3 of a Scrubs episode while Jimmy Eat World plays
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Act 3 of a Scrubs episode while Jimmy Eat World plays
Here’s what I can tell you for sure about Zohran:
Excellent taste in venues.
Excellent taste in venues.
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Here’s what I can tell you for sure about Zohran:
Excellent taste in venues.
Excellent taste in venues.
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Did a little art project and restored my childhood Toys R Us where I shopped as a kid, worked as a young man, and shopped with my own kid once I was a parent. Now it's a stupid dumb Planet Fitness. 😅
Used Blender and Godot, for you fellow #gamedev geeks
Used Blender and Godot, for you fellow #gamedev geeks
October 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Did a little art project and restored my childhood Toys R Us where I shopped as a kid, worked as a young man, and shopped with my own kid once I was a parent. Now it's a stupid dumb Planet Fitness. 😅
Used Blender and Godot, for you fellow #gamedev geeks
Used Blender and Godot, for you fellow #gamedev geeks
“It says here you’ve had some racist tweets from 2022 resurface recently.”
“That’s right.”
So that would leave about a three-year gap in racist tweets. Could you address that for us?”
“That’s right.”
So that would leave about a three-year gap in racist tweets. Could you address that for us?”
October 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“It says here you’ve had some racist tweets from 2022 resurface recently.”
“That’s right.”
So that would leave about a three-year gap in racist tweets. Could you address that for us?”
“That’s right.”
So that would leave about a three-year gap in racist tweets. Could you address that for us?”
We’re living the bad ending from Rocket Ranger on NES
October 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
We’re living the bad ending from Rocket Ranger on NES
Not entirely unrelated:
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Not entirely unrelated:
Christ Bros. Asphalt is here. Nobody lays down the first stone like Christ. Proudly paving the road of the righteous in the Metro East for over 2,000 years. Feel like a camel passing through the eye of a needle? You’ve Gotta Call Christ.*
* Family owned and operated
* Family owned and operated
October 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Christ Bros. Asphalt is here. Nobody lays down the first stone like Christ. Proudly paving the road of the righteous in the Metro East for over 2,000 years. Feel like a camel passing through the eye of a needle? You’ve Gotta Call Christ.*
* Family owned and operated
* Family owned and operated
Credits for a game jam entry done in my forties
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Credits for a game jam entry done in my forties
almost 100% sure I'm going to submit to this high school's game jam on Itch
October 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
almost 100% sure I'm going to submit to this high school's game jam on Itch
If you’re wondering when everyone started hating game design documents, you can more or less track that back to the moment I had the most popular template on Itch
October 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If you’re wondering when everyone started hating game design documents, you can more or less track that back to the moment I had the most popular template on Itch
In a funnier world, Pete Hegseth would be a 30 Rock character Jack would briefly put in charge of the network while Alec was on hiatus in the 17th season.
September 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
In a funnier world, Pete Hegseth would be a 30 Rock character Jack would briefly put in charge of the network while Alec was on hiatus in the 17th season.
This week in Why Are You on Threads?
September 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This week in Why Are You on Threads?
LiveScience is like, "Only one way to find out, and that's with code SCIENCE at checkout."
September 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
LiveScience is like, "Only one way to find out, and that's with code SCIENCE at checkout."
Knowing a modeling application like Blender lets you visualize any fantasy you can dream up, like expensive things you could do with your real office but probably won’t.
September 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Knowing a modeling application like Blender lets you visualize any fantasy you can dream up, like expensive things you could do with your real office but probably won’t.
As a matter of fact, I figured out enough of Godot's particle system to create a trail emitter veeeeeery loosely in the style of Assassin's Creed: Black Flag, then I made little splashies.
September 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
As a matter of fact, I figured out enough of Godot's particle system to create a trail emitter veeeeeery loosely in the style of Assassin's Creed: Black Flag, then I made little splashies.
September 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Look at what this place is doing to @adamsessler.bsky.social right now 😅
September 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Look at what this place is doing to @adamsessler.bsky.social right now 😅