Todd Kehne
@toddkehne.bsky.social
Former barista, sometimes actor, work-at-home dad
I’m mostly just here for the Packers and other football nonsense
#GoPackGo🧀
I’m mostly just here for the Packers and other football nonsense
#GoPackGo🧀
once again, Mina with the correct take
So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
once again, Mina with the correct take
me at dinner on Thursday:
“this year I’m thankful for Evan Williams run fits”
“this year I’m thankful for Evan Williams run fits”
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
me at dinner on Thursday:
“this year I’m thankful for Evan Williams run fits”
“this year I’m thankful for Evan Williams run fits”
why the hell am I walking into Costco 2 days before Thanksgiving? What terrible life choices have led me to this moment?
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
why the hell am I walking into Costco 2 days before Thanksgiving? What terrible life choices have led me to this moment?
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Bro wore his Toyotathon jacket and played like it was Happy Honda Days
While I appreciate the 49ers softening up Carolina for us this week, how did the Panthers lose this game? Purdy threw 3 INT’s and had a QBR rating of 49 (ironically). #Rams
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Bro wore his Toyotathon jacket and played like it was Happy Honda Days
am I crazy I thought his hand was under that?
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
am I crazy I thought his hand was under that?
these afternoon games have me feeling great about GB handling their business without any real drama today
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
these afternoon games have me feeling great about GB handling their business without any real drama today
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oh we're going to reach newfound levels of fourth down discourse
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
oh we're going to reach newfound levels of fourth down discourse
you’re killing me Dallas 😭
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
you’re killing me Dallas 😭
Philadelphia-hahahaha 😂
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Philadelphia-hahahaha 😂
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I get there are still play sequencing/game flow annoyances with the Packers. Trust me, I get it.
But we just beat the absolute tar out of a division rival and the defense looked amazing. I can live with this.
Go Pack Go.
But we just beat the absolute tar out of a division rival and the defense looked amazing. I can live with this.
Go Pack Go.
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I get there are still play sequencing/game flow annoyances with the Packers. Trust me, I get it.
But we just beat the absolute tar out of a division rival and the defense looked amazing. I can live with this.
Go Pack Go.
But we just beat the absolute tar out of a division rival and the defense looked amazing. I can live with this.
Go Pack Go.
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The Vikings say Christian Darrisaw w̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶s̶u̶b̶j̶e̶c̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶M̶i̶c̶a̶h̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶s̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ won't return due to a foot injury.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The Vikings say Christian Darrisaw w̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶s̶u̶b̶j̶e̶c̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶M̶i̶c̶a̶h̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶s̶o̶n̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ won't return due to a foot injury.
your QB has an injured shoulder, you can go up by 2 TDs, and you’ve been running the ball well all day…I get it…I don’t like it, but I get it
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
your QB has an injured shoulder, you can go up by 2 TDs, and you’ve been running the ball well all day…I get it…I don’t like it, but I get it
Mama there goes that man!!!
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Mama there goes that man!!!
We did a good special teams????
We did a good special teams!!!!
We did a good special teams!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
We did a good special teams????
We did a good special teams!!!!
We did a good special teams!!!!
get this to 17-6 out of the half and I’ll be feeling pretty good
so the score is underwhelming, but like, I’m not mad about that first half?
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
get this to 17-6 out of the half and I’ll be feeling pretty good
so the score is underwhelming, but like, I’m not mad about that first half?
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
so the score is underwhelming, but like, I’m not mad about that first half?
stick him Mcduffie!! Hell yeah
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
stick him Mcduffie!! Hell yeah
also, it’s nice having Greg Olsen today
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
also, it’s nice having Greg Olsen today
this team has felt *this* close to putting up big games the last few weeks but haven’t played clean enough offensively. That first drive was *chefs kiss*
Give me more of that and run away with this thing please
Give me more of that and run away with this thing please
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
this team has felt *this* close to putting up big games the last few weeks but haven’t played clean enough offensively. That first drive was *chefs kiss*
Give me more of that and run away with this thing please
Give me more of that and run away with this thing please