Todd Johnson
@todd534.bsky.social
computers, numbers, mountains
I have a favorite coffee mug. It's matte porcelain, it's the perfect size and weight. Every barista I hand it to fawns over it. Last month I dropped it, and immediately ordered a new one. Since then, every website I visit looks like this.
Get a fucking grip, AdSense.
Get a fucking grip, AdSense.
October 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have a favorite coffee mug. It's matte porcelain, it's the perfect size and weight. Every barista I hand it to fawns over it. Last month I dropped it, and immediately ordered a new one. Since then, every website I visit looks like this.
Get a fucking grip, AdSense.
Get a fucking grip, AdSense.
promised the kid weeks ago we could do a family KPDH Halloween costume, but now I'm having regrets
October 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
promised the kid weeks ago we could do a family KPDH Halloween costume, but now I'm having regrets
the world if people had seen Jerry's original, objectively-correct post and reflected on their behavior
October 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
the world if people had seen Jerry's original, objectively-correct post and reflected on their behavior
the only ice we want to see in Oregon this week
October 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
the only ice we want to see in Oregon this week
idk if this does anything, and Ruth is going to feel some type of way about the new season of Only Murders, but here we are
September 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
idk if this does anything, and Ruth is going to feel some type of way about the new season of Only Murders, but here we are
the 2025 version of fast/good/cheap really fucking sucks
September 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the 2025 version of fast/good/cheap really fucking sucks
For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?
September 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?
frankly rude of the nyt to scoop Mick Herron with its own story of repeat loser special agents the week of the new Slough House novel www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/u...
September 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
frankly rude of the nyt to scoop Mick Herron with its own story of repeat loser special agents the week of the new Slough House novel www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/u...
gotta make an appointment with Adrian
September 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
gotta make an appointment with Adrian
the thing in Florida is abominable, but it does not *mean* this. just to pull a random example, there's no mandate where I live for an HPV vaccine, but my kids got that, and it was covered. insurance companies are more likely to offer people incentives to vaccinate, b/c it's cost effective.
September 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
the thing in Florida is abominable, but it does not *mean* this. just to pull a random example, there's no mandate where I live for an HPV vaccine, but my kids got that, and it was covered. insurance companies are more likely to offer people incentives to vaccinate, b/c it's cost effective.
thankful I was able to score tickets to the keynote by Generated John Stamos and Midjourney Saja Boy
August 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
thankful I was able to score tickets to the keynote by Generated John Stamos and Midjourney Saja Boy
@motivickyle.bsky.social i vaguely recall you were looking for GoAT drinks recently, found one
August 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
@motivickyle.bsky.social i vaguely recall you were looking for GoAT drinks recently, found one
sometime last year a bird stole a huge wad of batting from god knows where and stuffed their nest near the top of this tree in my back yard and my great grandchildren will be picking this stuff up when I'm mulch
August 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
sometime last year a bird stole a huge wad of batting from god knows where and stuffed their nest near the top of this tree in my back yard and my great grandchildren will be picking this stuff up when I'm mulch
this race looks terrible. no fun at all.
July 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
this race looks terrible. no fun at all.
spent half an hour trying to alert amazon dot com that a seller seems to be trafficking stolen items, but they are utterly disinterested.
July 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
spent half an hour trying to alert amazon dot com that a seller seems to be trafficking stolen items, but they are utterly disinterested.
it's wild that Charlotte allows its enemies to post this degree of slander in its own airport
June 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
it's wild that Charlotte allows its enemies to post this degree of slander in its own airport
damn this crepe restaurant has a box of all my daily striving
June 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
damn this crepe restaurant has a box of all my daily striving
yeah, allegedly they thought Black students would choose the other schools. at least that was my read of this www.wweek.com/news/schools...
June 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
yeah, allegedly they thought Black students would choose the other schools. at least that was my read of this www.wweek.com/news/schools...
fwiw I think this paragraph, which is echoed by the headline, is the weakest part of the whole thing. maybe Outside staffers feel this way, but I suspect public desire for these articles is either un- or positively correlated with these specific trends.
April 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
fwiw I think this paragraph, which is echoed by the headline, is the weakest part of the whole thing. maybe Outside staffers feel this way, but I suspect public desire for these articles is either un- or positively correlated with these specific trends.
that's wild because I've always thought Bill Simmons looks like an Animorph that started as a turtle and was headed to Gavin Newsom but got stuck halfway
April 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
that's wild because I've always thought Bill Simmons looks like an Animorph that started as a turtle and was headed to Gavin Newsom but got stuck halfway
