Toby 🎄
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If I just decide that my vacation begins four days earlier than it actually does… will that work? Will I feel something?
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If I just decide that my vacation begins four days earlier than it actually does… will that work? Will I feel something?
I’ve gotten emotional over the concept of buying wrapping paper and bows three times today, including once in the middle of Jewel earlier
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I’ve gotten emotional over the concept of buying wrapping paper and bows three times today, including once in the middle of Jewel earlier
God Bugonia was so close to being a really great film
December 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
God Bugonia was so close to being a really great film
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It’s perfectly fine to feel conflicted about this because I think most of us can agree that the right to die is ideal, but I don’t have any patience for those who are pretending that the distrust that people (esp. disabled people!) have towards these laws is “nonsense” or “illogical”.
Noticing that Democrats are passing “right to die” laws before passing “right to housing” or “right to healthcare” laws www.nprillinois.org/government-p...
Gov. JB Pritzker signs 'right-to-die' legislation for terminally ill people to end their lives in Illinois
The new law, which takes effect next September, opens the door for people 18 or older with a terminal diagnosis to be prescribed a fatal drug.
www.nprillinois.org
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s perfectly fine to feel conflicted about this because I think most of us can agree that the right to die is ideal, but I don’t have any patience for those who are pretending that the distrust that people (esp. disabled people!) have towards these laws is “nonsense” or “illogical”.
Okay ready to experience l*ve again I think
December 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Okay ready to experience l*ve again I think
Dick Durbin retire early bitch
Sen. Dick Durbin is co-sponsoring a trio of bills that seek tougher penalties on child predators on the internet. "It’s now time that we deliver for the American people," he says.
Durbin pushes for new crackdown on online child exploitation, sexual abuse
chicago.suntimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Dick Durbin retire early bitch
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Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship?
From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...
www.teenvogue.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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the most revolutionary technological innovation of the last few years isn't chat GPT it's usb c ports on reusable batteries
December 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
the most revolutionary technological innovation of the last few years isn't chat GPT it's usb c ports on reusable batteries
It seems bad that it now takes a week and a half for Walgreens to refill my prescription
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It seems bad that it now takes a week and a half for Walgreens to refill my prescription
The CPD needs to be defunded, disbanded, and every single one of its officers chased from public life in the city
The Chicago police officer who shot a 16-year-old in September 2017 in what investigators ruled was an unjustified use of deadly force will not be fired, according to documents obtained by WTTW News. https://to.wttw.com/48nbt6g
CPD Officer Who Shot Teen in 2017 Won’t Be Fired — But Was Promoted After Costing Taxpayers $590K
Since the shooting, Chicago taxpayers have paid $591,500 to resolve four lawsuits that allege the officer, who was promoted in June 2025, violated the rights of other Chicagoans, according to an analy...
to.wttw.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The CPD needs to be defunded, disbanded, and every single one of its officers chased from public life in the city
I miss the beachhhhhhhh
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I miss the beachhhhhhhh
Oomf is gonna be such a cute bear in like five years 🫦
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Oomf is gonna be such a cute bear in like five years 🫦
Got to see my favorite duck today. Let’s celebrate THAT
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Got to see my favorite duck today. Let’s celebrate THAT
Which characteristics do you find undesirable, Julian? Quickly
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Which characteristics do you find undesirable, Julian? Quickly
Targeted boycotts don’t have to be completely ethically spotless. They just have to be affective. Leaving Spotify for Apple or Tidal isn’t going to end AI or Imperialism, but it might end Spotify if people can stop being so fucking pea brained for half a second.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Targeted boycotts don’t have to be completely ethically spotless. They just have to be affective. Leaving Spotify for Apple or Tidal isn’t going to end AI or Imperialism, but it might end Spotify if people can stop being so fucking pea brained for half a second.
Kinda feel like running my fingers through an oomf’s hair rn
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Kinda feel like running my fingers through an oomf’s hair rn
Me at the DMV today when they gave me the wrong tax document to fill out but I already had the correct one filled out before I even showed up
a man is talking to another man in a store and says i know more than you
ALT: a man is talking to another man in a store and says i know more than you
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Me at the DMV today when they gave me the wrong tax document to fill out but I already had the correct one filled out before I even showed up
this is the thanksgiving of the rest of your life
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
this is the thanksgiving of the rest of your life
Why the actual fuck is there someone leaf blowing my building’s courtyard at 9am on Thanksgiving?
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Why the actual fuck is there someone leaf blowing my building’s courtyard at 9am on Thanksgiving?
Preemptively blocking my dad’s phone number in case he tries to contact me tomorrow 😬
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Preemptively blocking my dad’s phone number in case he tries to contact me tomorrow 😬
I would erase the Jurassic World movies from existence and make Alfonso Cuarón do a proper reboot
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I would erase the Jurassic World movies from existence and make Alfonso Cuarón do a proper reboot
I love getting mise en place
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I love getting mise en place
The people I know in Indiana always complain about the price of food in Chicago, but if you’re a normal, grown ass adult who buys and cooks food from the grocery store, that really just is not true
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The people I know in Indiana always complain about the price of food in Chicago, but if you’re a normal, grown ass adult who buys and cooks food from the grocery store, that really just is not true