Tell Me You’re Joking Pod
@tmyj-jb.bsky.social
I’m here because Twitter sucks, death scrolling is unhealthy, and to point out 36% of eligible voters is not a “mAnDaTe”!
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New "stack"
Democrats... you have momentum. You are winning races you wouldn't have just 12 months ago. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, watch your language. Specifically, your choice of words. I don't mean the "F" word, or "p"unt.
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Democrats... you have momentum. You are winning races you wouldn't have just 12 months ago. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, watch your language. Specifically, your choice of words. I don't mean the "F" word, or "p"unt.
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February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
New "stack"
Democrats... you have momentum. You are winning races you wouldn't have just 12 months ago. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, watch your language. Specifically, your choice of words. I don't mean the "F" word, or "p"unt.
open.substack.com/pub/tellmeyo...
Democrats... you have momentum. You are winning races you wouldn't have just 12 months ago. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, watch your language. Specifically, your choice of words. I don't mean the "F" word, or "p"unt.
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I blame MawMaw and Auntie at this point. You should too.
#taboo #politics #electionsmatter #character
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#taboo #politics #electionsmatter #character
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January 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
I blame MawMaw and Auntie at this point. You should too.
#taboo #politics #electionsmatter #character
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#taboo #politics #electionsmatter #character
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Gotta wonder if this is the plan. With 6 Chapter 11's under his belt, and an affinity towards breaking government, does 47 think Bankruptcy is the solution to our problems???
#trump #broke #debt #economics #reaganwaswrong
Link in bio.
#trump #broke #debt #economics #reaganwaswrong
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January 20, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Gotta wonder if this is the plan. With 6 Chapter 11's under his belt, and an affinity towards breaking government, does 47 think Bankruptcy is the solution to our problems???
#trump #broke #debt #economics #reaganwaswrong
Link in bio.
#trump #broke #debt #economics #reaganwaswrong
Link in bio.
2.5 Years Later… It Still Sucks
Suicide Awareness is everywhere. You have to listen more to be part of the solution. open.substack.com/pub/tellmeyo...
Suicide Awareness is everywhere. You have to listen more to be part of the solution. open.substack.com/pub/tellmeyo...
2.5 Years Later… It Still Sucks
Suicide is a process, not an act.
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January 18, 2026 at 3:08 PM
2.5 Years Later… It Still Sucks
Suicide Awareness is everywhere. You have to listen more to be part of the solution. open.substack.com/pub/tellmeyo...
Suicide Awareness is everywhere. You have to listen more to be part of the solution. open.substack.com/pub/tellmeyo...
TMYJ - Mid Week News
1-15-26... All The News That's Fit to Skip
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January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
"Food Corps" For MURICA!
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"Food Corps" For MURICA!
Mandatory F&B Service To Help America Be (kinda) Great
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January 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
"Food Corps" For MURICA!
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
When was America "Great"? I've got a guess...
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#middleclass #unions #ww2 #americangreatness #rebuilding #nato
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#middleclass #unions #ww2 #americangreatness #rebuilding #nato
January 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
When was America "Great"? I've got a guess...
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#middleclass #unions #ww2 #americangreatness #rebuilding #nato
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#middleclass #unions #ww2 #americangreatness #rebuilding #nato
who knew???
Sorry, but I’m all out of sympathy. Farmers who supported Trump should have known exactly what they’d be getting. After all, pretty much his entire campaign was based on his vitriolic hatred of undocumented workers, coupled with his idiotic tariff policy.
You reap what you sow, guys.
You reap what you sow, guys.
June 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
who knew???
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I just sat down with @governor.ca.gov
for an exclusive interview on the military aspects of this unwanted and unneeded deployment of National Guard and Marines to LA. We discuss what this means politically and on the ground. Join us at 3pm ET/12pm PT right here! @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
for an exclusive interview on the military aspects of this unwanted and unneeded deployment of National Guard and Marines to LA. We discuss what this means politically and on the ground. Join us at 3pm ET/12pm PT right here! @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Governor Gavin Newsom
YouTube video by On Democracy Channel
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June 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I just sat down with @governor.ca.gov
for an exclusive interview on the military aspects of this unwanted and unneeded deployment of National Guard and Marines to LA. We discuss what this means politically and on the ground. Join us at 3pm ET/12pm PT right here! @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
for an exclusive interview on the military aspects of this unwanted and unneeded deployment of National Guard and Marines to LA. We discuss what this means politically and on the ground. Join us at 3pm ET/12pm PT right here! @gavinnewsom.bsky.social
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BREAKING: Pamela Hemphill, a former Trump supporter who stormed the Capitol on January 6, 2021, has REJECTED his pardon.
June 2, 2025 at 1:54 PM
BREAKING: Pamela Hemphill, a former Trump supporter who stormed the Capitol on January 6, 2021, has REJECTED his pardon.
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As I’ve been saying.
(I may be ageist, but so is biology.)
(I may be ageist, but so is biology.)
June 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
As I’ve been saying.
(I may be ageist, but so is biology.)
(I may be ageist, but so is biology.)
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NEWS: U.S. and China agree to a 90-day pause on new tariffs after shipping to U.S. ports plummeted.
Tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut from 145% to 30%. Tariffs on U.S. imports will be cut from 125% to 10%.
If tariffs should result in massive job growth and make the U.S. rich, why lower them?
Tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut from 145% to 30%. Tariffs on U.S. imports will be cut from 125% to 10%.
If tariffs should result in massive job growth and make the U.S. rich, why lower them?
May 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
NEWS: U.S. and China agree to a 90-day pause on new tariffs after shipping to U.S. ports plummeted.
Tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut from 145% to 30%. Tariffs on U.S. imports will be cut from 125% to 10%.
If tariffs should result in massive job growth and make the U.S. rich, why lower them?
Tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut from 145% to 30%. Tariffs on U.S. imports will be cut from 125% to 10%.
If tariffs should result in massive job growth and make the U.S. rich, why lower them?
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The VA has abruptly ended the only low-interest, affordable loan modification option for thousands of vets who are behind on their mortgages.
If you're a vet at risk of foreclosure, we want to hear your story.
If you're a vet at risk of foreclosure, we want to hear your story.
If you're a military veteran at risk of foreclosure, NPR wants to hear from you
The VA has abruptly ended the only low-interest, affordable loan modification option for thousands of vets who are behind on their mortgages. We want to hear your story.
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May 2, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The VA has abruptly ended the only low-interest, affordable loan modification option for thousands of vets who are behind on their mortgages.
If you're a vet at risk of foreclosure, we want to hear your story.
If you're a vet at risk of foreclosure, we want to hear your story.
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Russia kidnaps Ukrainian children and gives them to Russians to erase their heritage and demoralize Ukraine. Over 20,000 so far. And the US just stopped helping track these kids and likely deleted the database of all the research. Pure evil, right maga?
March 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Russia kidnaps Ukrainian children and gives them to Russians to erase their heritage and demoralize Ukraine. Over 20,000 so far. And the US just stopped helping track these kids and likely deleted the database of all the research. Pure evil, right maga?
Do D's really want to pick a fight for someone blurring the line between supporting Hamas terrorists "in the name of" Palestinian children?
R's win this fight all day, IN SPITE OF the 1st Amendment. I don't like it... but I hate losing more.
#chooseyourbattle
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
R's win this fight all day, IN SPITE OF the 1st Amendment. I don't like it... but I hate losing more.
#chooseyourbattle
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
14 House Dems Demanded Mahmoud Khalil’s Release. Where Are the Others?
All members of Congress swore oaths to defend the right to speak freely and assemble to petition for the redress of grievances. Why did so few of them sign this important letter?
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March 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Do D's really want to pick a fight for someone blurring the line between supporting Hamas terrorists "in the name of" Palestinian children?
R's win this fight all day, IN SPITE OF the 1st Amendment. I don't like it... but I hate losing more.
#chooseyourbattle
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
R's win this fight all day, IN SPITE OF the 1st Amendment. I don't like it... but I hate losing more.
#chooseyourbattle
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
2025 in 1 pic.
March 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
2025 in 1 pic.
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Given developments at the Kennedy Center, effective today I am resigning as artistic advisor to the NSO.
Not for me.
It’s been a wonderful 8 years working with Kennedy Center President Deb Rutter, fellow artistic advisor Renee Fleming, NSO artistic administrator Justin Ellis, and the entire NSO
Not for me.
It’s been a wonderful 8 years working with Kennedy Center President Deb Rutter, fellow artistic advisor Renee Fleming, NSO artistic administrator Justin Ellis, and the entire NSO
February 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Given developments at the Kennedy Center, effective today I am resigning as artistic advisor to the NSO.
Not for me.
It’s been a wonderful 8 years working with Kennedy Center President Deb Rutter, fellow artistic advisor Renee Fleming, NSO artistic administrator Justin Ellis, and the entire NSO
Not for me.
It’s been a wonderful 8 years working with Kennedy Center President Deb Rutter, fellow artistic advisor Renee Fleming, NSO artistic administrator Justin Ellis, and the entire NSO
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I love this
February 13, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I love this
@profgalloway.com please tell me you and @jessicatarlov.bsky.social will be breaking down this absolutely insane press conference as an emergency episode???
February 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
@profgalloway.com please tell me you and @jessicatarlov.bsky.social will be breaking down this absolutely insane press conference as an emergency episode???
Is 81 million more monthly listeners a lot or a little?
#kendricklamar
#superbowlhalftime
#magatears
#Drakewascooked
#kendricklamar
#superbowlhalftime
#magatears
#Drakewascooked
February 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Is 81 million more monthly listeners a lot or a little?
#kendricklamar
#superbowlhalftime
#magatears
#Drakewascooked
#kendricklamar
#superbowlhalftime
#magatears
#Drakewascooked
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This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say
Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.
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January 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
As Long as the @democraticparty.bsky.social ignores races that WILL lose, but are poised to build for the future, MO will never flip. My conversation with losing candidate Eric Morse (MO-89) highlights the opportunities and his advancement all alone in Mid-America.
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Eric Morse | "You're Not That Woke"
Tell Me You’re Joking · Episode
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January 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
As Long as the @democraticparty.bsky.social ignores races that WILL lose, but are poised to build for the future, MO will never flip. My conversation with losing candidate Eric Morse (MO-89) highlights the opportunities and his advancement all alone in Mid-America.
open.spotify.com/episode/1owz...
open.spotify.com/episode/1owz...