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Profile header from @vashon_photo on the other site.
Profile header from @vashon_photo on the other site.
"It's okay, ma'am. You're safe with me," but he sounds like the teenager from the Simpsons.
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"It's okay, ma'am. You're safe with me," but he sounds like the teenager from the Simpsons.
"AND IL-LUUUUMMIINAATTEEE THE NO ON YOUR VACANCY SIGN!"
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"AND IL-LUUUUMMIINAATTEEE THE NO ON YOUR VACANCY SIGN!"
Of the Westchester Tists?
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Of the Westchester Tists?
“Eh, we’ve got a guy for that” also describes the patronage of saints. Trouble with fishbones? We’re crossing these candles and blessing you so you don’t choke, in the name of St. Blaise. Got a leaky basement? Probably got a guy for that. He was probably fed to lions.
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“Eh, we’ve got a guy for that” also describes the patronage of saints. Trouble with fishbones? We’re crossing these candles and blessing you so you don’t choke, in the name of St. Blaise. Got a leaky basement? Probably got a guy for that. He was probably fed to lions.
Wings had crossovers with Cheers and Frasier, but I don't know if they made the jump to the Friends cluster. The AL and NL of 90s sitcom universes, I suppose.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Wings had crossovers with Cheers and Frasier, but I don't know if they made the jump to the Friends cluster. The AL and NL of 90s sitcom universes, I suppose.
Undersecretary of Agriculture Ian Michael Ploughin.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Undersecretary of Agriculture Ian Michael Ploughin.
House of Dynamite 2: Maple Vengeance
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
House of Dynamite 2: Maple Vengeance
We'll make a bronze statue of you.
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
We'll make a bronze statue of you.
Scott's style is renowned, but Blade Runner and Legend back to back is nuts from a purely visual standpoint. And Legend was filmed all on a studio stage. That forest is fake as hell. Tangentially, re Cruise, Oblivion is also stunning and has a few shots that screamed Legend to me when I watched it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scott's style is renowned, but Blade Runner and Legend back to back is nuts from a purely visual standpoint. And Legend was filmed all on a studio stage. That forest is fake as hell. Tangentially, re Cruise, Oblivion is also stunning and has a few shots that screamed Legend to me when I watched it.
Everything’s glittery and there’s so much stuff floating in the air everyone should be having an allergic reaction and it doesn’t matter cuz it’s so pretty.
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Everything’s glittery and there’s so much stuff floating in the air everyone should be having an allergic reaction and it doesn’t matter cuz it’s so pretty.
It would be in space. Truman had to make do with an suburb of Kansas City, but the Mark Kelly presidential library at the L5 Lagrange point is a sight to behold. With a telescope.
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It would be in space. Truman had to make do with an suburb of Kansas City, but the Mark Kelly presidential library at the L5 Lagrange point is a sight to behold. With a telescope.
Alec Baldwin, incredulously:
“A goddamn cook!”
(A close up of Ludacris in an apron holding two exposed wires just shy of touching each other)
“A goddamn cook!”
(A close up of Ludacris in an apron holding two exposed wires just shy of touching each other)
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Alec Baldwin, incredulously:
“A goddamn cook!”
(A close up of Ludacris in an apron holding two exposed wires just shy of touching each other)
“A goddamn cook!”
(A close up of Ludacris in an apron holding two exposed wires just shy of touching each other)
I don’t know who, but somebody’s gotta be itching for a sequel to “Romeo Must Die” called “Juliet Must Live” featuring an AI-resurrected Aaliyah.
Fetterman, obviously, would be happy with another Steven Seagal movie where he’s only filmed from the head up.
Fetterman, obviously, would be happy with another Steven Seagal movie where he’s only filmed from the head up.
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I don’t know who, but somebody’s gotta be itching for a sequel to “Romeo Must Die” called “Juliet Must Live” featuring an AI-resurrected Aaliyah.
Fetterman, obviously, would be happy with another Steven Seagal movie where he’s only filmed from the head up.
Fetterman, obviously, would be happy with another Steven Seagal movie where he’s only filmed from the head up.
“Itsh about family.”
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“Itsh about family.”
“That was in generous. I’ll take your pointed caps for that.”
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“That was in generous. I’ll take your pointed caps for that.”
Save money by riding the rails! Empty boxcars provide shelter. Enjoy the intimacy of a can of beans perched over an open flame. Who needs an expensive Peloton subscription when you can get your cardio fleeing the railroad bulls?
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Save money by riding the rails! Empty boxcars provide shelter. Enjoy the intimacy of a can of beans perched over an open flame. Who needs an expensive Peloton subscription when you can get your cardio fleeing the railroad bulls?
It’s like when I first played resident evil 3. “What do you mean Nemesis is just wandering around the map? He gets back up and I can run into him anywhere?”
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It’s like when I first played resident evil 3. “What do you mean Nemesis is just wandering around the map? He gets back up and I can run into him anywhere?”
“A wildly imperfect lieutenant colonel” = “I can anticipate you’re going to call me stupid, so let me neutralize your criticisms by preemptively admitting to being an unbelievable fucking moron. Like a drunk trying to put his pants on inside out, only all the time.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
“A wildly imperfect lieutenant colonel” = “I can anticipate you’re going to call me stupid, so let me neutralize your criticisms by preemptively admitting to being an unbelievable fucking moron. Like a drunk trying to put his pants on inside out, only all the time.”