TKFTGuillotine
@tkftguillotine.com
(he/him) Screaming eternally into the fires of the rapidly collapsing American empire.
Feels a little weird having *mahjong* be one of my most played games but alas, was a weird year lol.
TGM4 rips though, do recommend if you're interested in a really hard and slightly off the wall Tetris game.
TGM4 rips though, do recommend if you're interested in a really hard and slightly off the wall Tetris game.
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Feels a little weird having *mahjong* be one of my most played games but alas, was a weird year lol.
TGM4 rips though, do recommend if you're interested in a really hard and slightly off the wall Tetris game.
TGM4 rips though, do recommend if you're interested in a really hard and slightly off the wall Tetris game.
I am done and holy shit, that was one of the worst endings I think I've ever seen in a video game. Incredible how every plot thread was either wholly unresolved or contradicted something else.
So it's a good if not great shooter with a bad story that fails to do anything Metroid. Tragic, really.
So it's a good if not great shooter with a bad story that fails to do anything Metroid. Tragic, really.
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I am done and holy shit, that was one of the worst endings I think I've ever seen in a video game. Incredible how every plot thread was either wholly unresolved or contradicted something else.
So it's a good if not great shooter with a bad story that fails to do anything Metroid. Tragic, really.
So it's a good if not great shooter with a bad story that fails to do anything Metroid. Tragic, really.
Another year, another Geoffies come and gone. Amazing how far he's strayed from the light of the Schick Razor Man.
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Another year, another Geoffies come and gone. Amazing how far he's strayed from the light of the Schick Razor Man.
Snowmen wearing scarves has always seemed a bit silly to me. Like surely that's keeping you warm? Which is actively killing you?
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Snowmen wearing scarves has always seemed a bit silly to me. Like surely that's keeping you warm? Which is actively killing you?
I kinda assumed it had to go with *something* because what on earth would you use a generic cable like this for?
But no, apparently there are several of these on Amazon because of course there are lmao.
But no, apparently there are several of these on Amazon because of course there are lmao.
December 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I kinda assumed it had to go with *something* because what on earth would you use a generic cable like this for?
But no, apparently there are several of these on Amazon because of course there are lmao.
But no, apparently there are several of these on Amazon because of course there are lmao.
Metroid Prime Hunters teaching me about how America works.
December 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Metroid Prime Hunters teaching me about how America works.
If there's anything I've learned from years of using Windows, it's that Documents is for documents, Pictures is for pictures, Music is for music, and Downloads is for everything that doesn't fit into Documents, Pictures, or Music.
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 AM
If there's anything I've learned from years of using Windows, it's that Documents is for documents, Pictures is for pictures, Music is for music, and Downloads is for everything that doesn't fit into Documents, Pictures, or Music.
We thought we'd forego the usual fishing line and/or duct tape that holds up our ancient Christmas tree this year just to see how long it would stay together.
Needless to say we didn't get any further than this lmao.
Needless to say we didn't get any further than this lmao.
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
We thought we'd forego the usual fishing line and/or duct tape that holds up our ancient Christmas tree this year just to see how long it would stay together.
Needless to say we didn't get any further than this lmao.
Needless to say we didn't get any further than this lmao.
They're celebrating, it seems.
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
They're celebrating, it seems.
My YouTube search history is filled with incredibly funny and stupid things that definitely sound absurd if you don't have the context.
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My YouTube search history is filled with incredibly funny and stupid things that definitely sound absurd if you don't have the context.
It took me a moment to realize this was two stickers across both doors and I was only seeing one of them.
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
It took me a moment to realize this was two stickers across both doors and I was only seeing one of them.
My reaction to this information:
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My reaction to this information:
I may be a year late but I had a lovely time eating one of the best food types, I'd say.
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I may be a year late but I had a lovely time eating one of the best food types, I'd say.
This thing just arrived at my door today. Button is a little softer than an original 2600 controller but I can confirm the stick is as stiff and nasty as it's always been. 10/10, no notes.
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This thing just arrived at my door today. Button is a little softer than an original 2600 controller but I can confirm the stick is as stiff and nasty as it's always been. 10/10, no notes.
Sanma. Because there wasn't enough bullshit luck in regular mahjong.
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sanma. Because there wasn't enough bullshit luck in regular mahjong.
I am living for the interaction stats on the CNN Ben Shapiro special advertisement.
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I am living for the interaction stats on the CNN Ben Shapiro special advertisement.
Idk what the signs of a great online community are but "people who want to talk with one another for a whole-ass work day" seems like a pretty solid sign.
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Idk what the signs of a great online community are but "people who want to talk with one another for a whole-ass work day" seems like a pretty solid sign.
Always a good sign when Windows decides your entire computer is an unknown device lol.
October 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Always a good sign when Windows decides your entire computer is an unknown device lol.
Laughing my ass off, I've just found an old screenshot which reminded me this was once my Discord name in a server I was in years ago.
There is literally no context that explains this, I just decided to put words together.
There is literally no context that explains this, I just decided to put words together.
October 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Laughing my ass off, I've just found an old screenshot which reminded me this was once my Discord name in a server I was in years ago.
There is literally no context that explains this, I just decided to put words together.
There is literally no context that explains this, I just decided to put words together.
Absolutely unreal email to get today.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Absolutely unreal email to get today.
I still prefer the first game as a whole package but in terms of visuals I've never seen anything better.
October 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I still prefer the first game as a whole package but in terms of visuals I've never seen anything better.
Amidst this entire site being fucking awful in every conceivable way at the moment, I shall start mahjong posting again in an attempt to give you a brief respite.
Decided to play sanma which I almost never do and dear christ I forgot how stupid this gets. We only made it as far as *East 2* lmao.
Decided to play sanma which I almost never do and dear christ I forgot how stupid this gets. We only made it as far as *East 2* lmao.
October 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Amidst this entire site being fucking awful in every conceivable way at the moment, I shall start mahjong posting again in an attempt to give you a brief respite.
Decided to play sanma which I almost never do and dear christ I forgot how stupid this gets. We only made it as far as *East 2* lmao.
Decided to play sanma which I almost never do and dear christ I forgot how stupid this gets. We only made it as far as *East 2* lmao.