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Software Architect/Server farmer. Aretic. Hegemon of Mars (deposed). Athazagoraphobic. Glucodivergent.

Late-GenX Doomer […]

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Omg there are #moopsy memes???
December 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Not sure what reminded me, but the guy who came out to stop the rattling solar panels knew what the Torment Nexus is. He'd also just been listening to Snow Crash recently.

I'm not used to people who work on my house being that aligned with my side of the culture.
December 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I hate that I live in a town where there is a _good_ subway and a _bad_ subway. A _good_ mcdonalds (and two bad ones). A good JitB. Etc etc etc.

And they’re all the furthest one from my house.
December 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Call me crazy, but if your checkout lanes are always backed up into the aisles at a certain time of day, you’re bad at scheduling workers.

Intentionally so, one must assume.

No, I won’t use self check, you aren’t paying me enough to work for you.
December 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
RE: https://mstdn.social/@stux/115746740128941103

I’d’ve sworn it was “Trumpstain”
The White House announces that the Epstein files will be renamed the Trump Epstein files.
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by Martin, Regulus Tithonium
Deciding when to recess the House to "district work periods" isn't some inherent or longstanding power of the Speaker.

It was only added to the rules for the first time in this Congress.

Otherwise this would have required the full House to vote on it, which could have been defeated.
As expected, in order to avoid a vote on extension of the ACA, Mike Johnson is gaveling the House into recess.
December 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I don’t know how to explain this, but Autumn Glory apples _taste_ like my memory of the ICU _smells_. It’s only unpleasant because of that association, otherwise they’re perfectly unoffensive apples.
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"If you want to recover from burnout, you have to get comfortable being unremarkable." Well, that's never gonna happen.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Is there a federated activitypub scrobbling service?
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
. o O ( I’m gonna keep milking it for all the dopamine I can until it stops being useful for the purpose. I expect that will be very quick, as all the lefty voices on my FYP are silenced. )
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
RE: https://wandering.shop/@cstross/115742951404850007

Dude, I already haven’t been sleeping this week…
wandering.shop
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I would describe this rain as violent.

Power is flickering. Yay.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 AM
RE: https://mstdn.social/@_L1vY_/115732903599849086

That's rather the point, I think. They'd take off and nuke it from orbit, if they could.
mstdn.social
December 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
RE: https://mstdn.social/@_L1vY_/115732488260515964

. o O ( Are you new here, Chris? That’s, like, America’s _thing_. )
mstdn.social
December 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
[Uninteresting cooking details]

OK, so, today’s dinner was cubed beef and gravy. You may have figured that out already. I used stew beef, because that’s what I had, and I didn’t wanna make stew. Fried up the beef, added some water, waited until it was fully cooked, separated out the water to […]
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December 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Diffie-Hellman cryptography, also marketed as Diffie-Best Foods in grocery stores on the west coast of the United States,
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
How does your mouth know which teeth it needs to chew things with, and why is mine wrong?

(The relevant teeth are… not in full working condition so there’s less tearing and more squashing going on than this food needs, but it’s very difficult to get things to settle around less-compromised teeth)
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Making a roux!
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The downside to induction cooktops is that right now there’s a high pitched noise AND IT SOUNDS LIKE IT’S COMING FROM AN INCH BEHIND MY LEFT EAR. No matter where I stand in the kitchen, it’s right there.
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
. o O ( So glad I didn’t switch from Chrome to Firefox when everybody said to. Orion’s flakiness is entirely acceptable to me. )
December 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Gotta respect the tech from my Solar company. I emailed yesterday about a rattle coming from the roof, asking if they could inspect for a loose panel or something. Guy came out today, in the wind and rain, got up there, and tightened down what we think was the rattling panel.
December 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Carrot’s been beeping several times a day for the past week, as they update the flood warnings/watches, but it just sent me a _blizzard warning_.
December 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Both disturbed and disappointed at the prices that the rainbow Apple stickers are going for on eBay.

I have so many Apple stickers, it’s ridiculous.
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Would anyone like a Minisforum UN1250 i5-1250P 32gb/512gb mini pc? free for the taking. I bought it to be my new Home Assistant server, but it pissed me off and has been demoted in favor of something hopefully-better.
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Very unfortunate this is a recycling week. I’ve decided not to take the trash out because I don’t want it spread down the road.
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM