Astral Bollshit
@tinyarms-tinyart.bsky.social
Tiny Arms, Tiny Art, Massive Bedhead
Just a T-Rex trying to survive American Fascism
Locked in an epic eternal battle with the Universe
Disabled "Picasso In Progress"
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTinyCorner
Just a T-Rex trying to survive American Fascism
Locked in an epic eternal battle with the Universe
Disabled "Picasso In Progress"
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTinyCorner
Went outside for a walk. I found a rock that looks like a slice of pie.
I live where even the cold is beautiful. I'm not a winter person, but this nature is putting up a fair effort at changing my mind.
I live where even the cold is beautiful. I'm not a winter person, but this nature is putting up a fair effort at changing my mind.
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Went outside for a walk. I found a rock that looks like a slice of pie.
I live where even the cold is beautiful. I'm not a winter person, but this nature is putting up a fair effort at changing my mind.
I live where even the cold is beautiful. I'm not a winter person, but this nature is putting up a fair effort at changing my mind.
Gotta say, going viral over on Threads in defense of my lifelong role model feels like an okay thing to go viral from, for someone who hates going viral.
Stay weird ✊🏼🖤🤪
Stay weird ✊🏼🖤🤪
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Gotta say, going viral over on Threads in defense of my lifelong role model feels like an okay thing to go viral from, for someone who hates going viral.
Stay weird ✊🏼🖤🤪
Stay weird ✊🏼🖤🤪
I greet your snow the way I greeted mine
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I greet your snow the way I greeted mine
Proof of Outdoors
Did winter Olympics against a rather agile triceratops. I unfortunately did not place in any events, though I would have gotten gold in the Tracking Event if I hadn't been disqualified for trying to eat my opponent.
Did winter Olympics against a rather agile triceratops. I unfortunately did not place in any events, though I would have gotten gold in the Tracking Event if I hadn't been disqualified for trying to eat my opponent.
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Proof of Outdoors
Did winter Olympics against a rather agile triceratops. I unfortunately did not place in any events, though I would have gotten gold in the Tracking Event if I hadn't been disqualified for trying to eat my opponent.
Did winter Olympics against a rather agile triceratops. I unfortunately did not place in any events, though I would have gotten gold in the Tracking Event if I hadn't been disqualified for trying to eat my opponent.
Slept in my makeup, woke up with Bedhead.
The Bedhead says today is going to be delicious 😋
(Gingerbread House flavor)
There's two warnings today. One regarding light sockets, the other about pygmy goats. They seem to be connected somehow 🤔
The Bedhead says today is going to be delicious 😋
(Gingerbread House flavor)
There's two warnings today. One regarding light sockets, the other about pygmy goats. They seem to be connected somehow 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Slept in my makeup, woke up with Bedhead.
The Bedhead says today is going to be delicious 😋
(Gingerbread House flavor)
There's two warnings today. One regarding light sockets, the other about pygmy goats. They seem to be connected somehow 🤔
The Bedhead says today is going to be delicious 😋
(Gingerbread House flavor)
There's two warnings today. One regarding light sockets, the other about pygmy goats. They seem to be connected somehow 🤔
Time for Festive Feral Fishnet Friday. It's only gonna escalate in festiveness as the weeks count down to Christmas.
It's been a shitty day so I'm dressing up and bringing some Christmas cheer to my Storytime hour! At the very least, I'll be slightly more entertaining to watch 😉
It's been a shitty day so I'm dressing up and bringing some Christmas cheer to my Storytime hour! At the very least, I'll be slightly more entertaining to watch 😉
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Time for Festive Feral Fishnet Friday. It's only gonna escalate in festiveness as the weeks count down to Christmas.
It's been a shitty day so I'm dressing up and bringing some Christmas cheer to my Storytime hour! At the very least, I'll be slightly more entertaining to watch 😉
It's been a shitty day so I'm dressing up and bringing some Christmas cheer to my Storytime hour! At the very least, I'll be slightly more entertaining to watch 😉
This is a labradorite appreciation post
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This is a labradorite appreciation post
It's that time of year where I can either see, or my face is warm. I can't have both.
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It's that time of year where I can either see, or my face is warm. I can't have both.
My new favorite mug arrived today! It's one of those color-changing ones that goes from one of my personalities to the other when coffee is added
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My new favorite mug arrived today! It's one of those color-changing ones that goes from one of my personalities to the other when coffee is added
I made a GIF out of last winter's snow shenanigans for Monochrome Monday.
...because I'm stoned and it felt like a good idea (and it was, it's majestic)
#MonochromeMonday
...because I'm stoned and it felt like a good idea (and it was, it's majestic)
#MonochromeMonday
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I made a GIF out of last winter's snow shenanigans for Monochrome Monday.
...because I'm stoned and it felt like a good idea (and it was, it's majestic)
#MonochromeMonday
...because I'm stoned and it felt like a good idea (and it was, it's majestic)
#MonochromeMonday
Did my nails today! Now I have to relearn how to hold a pencil with long nails, because it's been over a year and my hands have the memory of a goldfish.
December 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Did my nails today! Now I have to relearn how to hold a pencil with long nails, because it's been over a year and my hands have the memory of a goldfish.
Up now on my Patreon!
I realized that the way I draw gives me perfect coloring book versions of my tiny arts, and decided I should start offering them!
Starting this new offering is my Santa's Apatosaurus art! (OG tiny card for reference)
Additional info in the comments 👇🏼
I realized that the way I draw gives me perfect coloring book versions of my tiny arts, and decided I should start offering them!
Starting this new offering is my Santa's Apatosaurus art! (OG tiny card for reference)
Additional info in the comments 👇🏼
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Up now on my Patreon!
I realized that the way I draw gives me perfect coloring book versions of my tiny arts, and decided I should start offering them!
Starting this new offering is my Santa's Apatosaurus art! (OG tiny card for reference)
Additional info in the comments 👇🏼
I realized that the way I draw gives me perfect coloring book versions of my tiny arts, and decided I should start offering them!
Starting this new offering is my Santa's Apatosaurus art! (OG tiny card for reference)
Additional info in the comments 👇🏼
Sorry I've not been on much today, I've been working on digitizing stuffs. Learned some new techniques and the second Skeleghost went much smoother and took slightly less time 😂
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Sorry I've not been on much today, I've been working on digitizing stuffs. Learned some new techniques and the second Skeleghost went much smoother and took slightly less time 😂
Always been the dream ☺️
I do miss my epic faux hawk. It's a bit long for that now...
I do miss my epic faux hawk. It's a bit long for that now...
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Always been the dream ☺️
I do miss my epic faux hawk. It's a bit long for that now...
I do miss my epic faux hawk. It's a bit long for that now...
It's windy, snowy, cold, and yet that won't stop me from my Black Friday tradition of leaving the house ONLY to get baked into a marshmallow 😶🌫️
My hair has no idea how to be normal for pics 😂
My hair has no idea how to be normal for pics 😂
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's windy, snowy, cold, and yet that won't stop me from my Black Friday tradition of leaving the house ONLY to get baked into a marshmallow 😶🌫️
My hair has no idea how to be normal for pics 😂
My hair has no idea how to be normal for pics 😂
Pie saga ends with a bummer, but I know a few things that could have been the cause. Starting with suboptimal ingredient options and cooking it on the wrong rack level.
I learned much and ate even more today. Happy Thanksgiving, potatoes!
I learned much and ate even more today. Happy Thanksgiving, potatoes!
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Pie saga ends with a bummer, but I know a few things that could have been the cause. Starting with suboptimal ingredient options and cooking it on the wrong rack level.
I learned much and ate even more today. Happy Thanksgiving, potatoes!
I learned much and ate even more today. Happy Thanksgiving, potatoes!
I just made this pie! No idea yet if it's a success. The middle is softer than I'd like ... 😬
November 28, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I just made this pie! No idea yet if it's a success. The middle is softer than I'd like ... 😬
I will fight you
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I will fight you
Time to bulk up, babes 😋
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Time to bulk up, babes 😋
Pray for my pie. We're doing this without any of the proper tools outside of a rolling pin (thank GOD she has a rolling pin)
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Pray for my pie. We're doing this without any of the proper tools outside of a rolling pin (thank GOD she has a rolling pin)
Tonight I had to read this sentence with a straight face and actually managed for at least TWO full seconds.
Unfortunately I have a pubescent sense of humor and could not stop myself from laughing.
Oh well. I tried. 😂
Unfortunately I have a pubescent sense of humor and could not stop myself from laughing.
Oh well. I tried. 😂
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Tonight I had to read this sentence with a straight face and actually managed for at least TWO full seconds.
Unfortunately I have a pubescent sense of humor and could not stop myself from laughing.
Oh well. I tried. 😂
Unfortunately I have a pubescent sense of humor and could not stop myself from laughing.
Oh well. I tried. 😂
Tonight, on my Aster's Tiny Corner patreon, I'll be reading from an actual corner! Join in for free at 9pm EST and listen to me attempt to read Sherlock Holmes with dignity and flawless diction (neither of which are likely to happen, but attempts will be made!)
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTin...
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTin...
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Tonight, on my Aster's Tiny Corner patreon, I'll be reading from an actual corner! Join in for free at 9pm EST and listen to me attempt to read Sherlock Holmes with dignity and flawless diction (neither of which are likely to happen, but attempts will be made!)
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTin...
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTin...
Y'all, I think it might be time to buy new underpants, what do you think 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Y'all, I think it might be time to buy new underpants, what do you think 🤔
I have done many things I regret in life. I'm sure I'll have many more before I die.
I just know eating this entire pan of brownies in one sitting tonight won't be one of them. Best idea ever. I can't wait until they're cooled 😋
I just know eating this entire pan of brownies in one sitting tonight won't be one of them. Best idea ever. I can't wait until they're cooled 😋
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I have done many things I regret in life. I'm sure I'll have many more before I die.
I just know eating this entire pan of brownies in one sitting tonight won't be one of them. Best idea ever. I can't wait until they're cooled 😋
I just know eating this entire pan of brownies in one sitting tonight won't be one of them. Best idea ever. I can't wait until they're cooled 😋
I'm not going into details, but the beef with my son's teachers has just escalated into a whole damn cow.
Pray for them. I know Cow Fu.
Pray for them. I know Cow Fu.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I'm not going into details, but the beef with my son's teachers has just escalated into a whole damn cow.
Pray for them. I know Cow Fu.
Pray for them. I know Cow Fu.