Astral Bollshit
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Tiny Arms, Tiny Art, Massive Bedhead
Just a T-Rex trying to survive American Fascism
Locked in an epic eternal battle with the Universe
Disabled "Picasso In Progress"
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTinyCorner
Just a T-Rex trying to survive American Fascism
Locked in an epic eternal battle with the Universe
Disabled "Picasso In Progress"
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTinyCorner
Went outside for a walk. I found a rock that looks like a slice of pie.
I live where even the cold is beautiful. I'm not a winter person, but this nature is putting up a fair effort at changing my mind.
I live where even the cold is beautiful. I'm not a winter person, but this nature is putting up a fair effort at changing my mind.
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Went outside for a walk. I found a rock that looks like a slice of pie.
I live where even the cold is beautiful. I'm not a winter person, but this nature is putting up a fair effort at changing my mind.
I live where even the cold is beautiful. I'm not a winter person, but this nature is putting up a fair effort at changing my mind.
Gotta say, going viral over on Threads in defense of my lifelong role model feels like an okay thing to go viral from, for someone who hates going viral.
Stay weird ✊🏼🖤🤪
Stay weird ✊🏼🖤🤪
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Gotta say, going viral over on Threads in defense of my lifelong role model feels like an okay thing to go viral from, for someone who hates going viral.
Stay weird ✊🏼🖤🤪
Stay weird ✊🏼🖤🤪
Proof of Outdoors
Did winter Olympics against a rather agile triceratops. I unfortunately did not place in any events, though I would have gotten gold in the Tracking Event if I hadn't been disqualified for trying to eat my opponent.
Did winter Olympics against a rather agile triceratops. I unfortunately did not place in any events, though I would have gotten gold in the Tracking Event if I hadn't been disqualified for trying to eat my opponent.
December 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Proof of Outdoors
Did winter Olympics against a rather agile triceratops. I unfortunately did not place in any events, though I would have gotten gold in the Tracking Event if I hadn't been disqualified for trying to eat my opponent.
Did winter Olympics against a rather agile triceratops. I unfortunately did not place in any events, though I would have gotten gold in the Tracking Event if I hadn't been disqualified for trying to eat my opponent.
Slept until 11, then ran into town to pick up my prescription and came home to airline tickets in my inbox and my water broken again. It was working when I left.
I guess the temporary fix didn't last as long as they hoped, the part won't be here until Wednesday.
But I have flights so...
I guess the temporary fix didn't last as long as they hoped, the part won't be here until Wednesday.
But I have flights so...
a man and a woman are sitting on a couch with a caption that says i am on such a high right now nothing
ALT: a man and a woman are sitting on a couch with a caption that says i am on such a high right now nothing
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December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Slept until 11, then ran into town to pick up my prescription and came home to airline tickets in my inbox and my water broken again. It was working when I left.
I guess the temporary fix didn't last as long as they hoped, the part won't be here until Wednesday.
But I have flights so...
I guess the temporary fix didn't last as long as they hoped, the part won't be here until Wednesday.
But I have flights so...
Okay, good news: it ISN'T gallstones. I'm 100% gallstone free
Bad news: my gallbladder lining is big mad, super inflamed, which is preventing it from doing its job properly. I'm being sent home with meds to treat it, but I'm to come back if I spike a fever or the pain comes roaring back.
Bad news: my gallbladder lining is big mad, super inflamed, which is preventing it from doing its job properly. I'm being sent home with meds to treat it, but I'm to come back if I spike a fever or the pain comes roaring back.
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Okay, good news: it ISN'T gallstones. I'm 100% gallstone free
Bad news: my gallbladder lining is big mad, super inflamed, which is preventing it from doing its job properly. I'm being sent home with meds to treat it, but I'm to come back if I spike a fever or the pain comes roaring back.
Bad news: my gallbladder lining is big mad, super inflamed, which is preventing it from doing its job properly. I'm being sent home with meds to treat it, but I'm to come back if I spike a fever or the pain comes roaring back.
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Okay, they just spent an entire 30 minutes doing an ultrasound of my gallbladder. It didn't take that long when they found my boob lumps. Hopefully that's a good thing .... 😬
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Okay, they just spent an entire 30 minutes doing an ultrasound of my gallbladder. It didn't take that long when they found my boob lumps. Hopefully that's a good thing .... 😬
Aight. I'm finally where a doctor can look at me. Time to see if this gallbladder mutiny is punishable by removal or simply strict correction via shot/meds.
Hoping for the latter 🤞🏼
Hoping for the latter 🤞🏼
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Aight. I'm finally where a doctor can look at me. Time to see if this gallbladder mutiny is punishable by removal or simply strict correction via shot/meds.
Hoping for the latter 🤞🏼
Hoping for the latter 🤞🏼
I have a doctor's appointment in 5 days (on the books for 3 months)
My gallbladder is shot to hell. I'm ready to admit it. I can't even put a splash of cream in my not-coffee without rendering myself incapable of taking a deep breath for the next 5 hours.
Do I wait 5 days, or try to get in sooner?
My gallbladder is shot to hell. I'm ready to admit it. I can't even put a splash of cream in my not-coffee without rendering myself incapable of taking a deep breath for the next 5 hours.
Do I wait 5 days, or try to get in sooner?
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I have a doctor's appointment in 5 days (on the books for 3 months)
My gallbladder is shot to hell. I'm ready to admit it. I can't even put a splash of cream in my not-coffee without rendering myself incapable of taking a deep breath for the next 5 hours.
Do I wait 5 days, or try to get in sooner?
My gallbladder is shot to hell. I'm ready to admit it. I can't even put a splash of cream in my not-coffee without rendering myself incapable of taking a deep breath for the next 5 hours.
Do I wait 5 days, or try to get in sooner?
One thing led to another in a game and I ended up teaching my 5 year old the basics of algebra and now he's obsessed with "mystery number puzzles" and I'm both proud of how quick he's picked it up and scared I've forced maths into my life in a way that requires me to pretend I enjoy maths.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
One thing led to another in a game and I ended up teaching my 5 year old the basics of algebra and now he's obsessed with "mystery number puzzles" and I'm both proud of how quick he's picked it up and scared I've forced maths into my life in a way that requires me to pretend I enjoy maths.
Y'all, I have to find a way to get out to Utah on the 27/28/29th and return with my son by the 4th of January.
FINALLY looked at flights and there's absolutely zero way I can even consider swinging it. Jesus Christ. Just the flights home are $2000+
I have no idea what I'm gonna do.
FINALLY looked at flights and there's absolutely zero way I can even consider swinging it. Jesus Christ. Just the flights home are $2000+
I have no idea what I'm gonna do.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Y'all, I have to find a way to get out to Utah on the 27/28/29th and return with my son by the 4th of January.
FINALLY looked at flights and there's absolutely zero way I can even consider swinging it. Jesus Christ. Just the flights home are $2000+
I have no idea what I'm gonna do.
FINALLY looked at flights and there's absolutely zero way I can even consider swinging it. Jesus Christ. Just the flights home are $2000+
I have no idea what I'm gonna do.
Slept in my makeup, woke up with Bedhead.
The Bedhead says today is going to be delicious 😋
(Gingerbread House flavor)
There's two warnings today. One regarding light sockets, the other about pygmy goats. They seem to be connected somehow 🤔
The Bedhead says today is going to be delicious 😋
(Gingerbread House flavor)
There's two warnings today. One regarding light sockets, the other about pygmy goats. They seem to be connected somehow 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Slept in my makeup, woke up with Bedhead.
The Bedhead says today is going to be delicious 😋
(Gingerbread House flavor)
There's two warnings today. One regarding light sockets, the other about pygmy goats. They seem to be connected somehow 🤔
The Bedhead says today is going to be delicious 😋
(Gingerbread House flavor)
There's two warnings today. One regarding light sockets, the other about pygmy goats. They seem to be connected somehow 🤔
Time for Festive Feral Fishnet Friday. It's only gonna escalate in festiveness as the weeks count down to Christmas.
It's been a shitty day so I'm dressing up and bringing some Christmas cheer to my Storytime hour! At the very least, I'll be slightly more entertaining to watch 😉
It's been a shitty day so I'm dressing up and bringing some Christmas cheer to my Storytime hour! At the very least, I'll be slightly more entertaining to watch 😉
December 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Time for Festive Feral Fishnet Friday. It's only gonna escalate in festiveness as the weeks count down to Christmas.
It's been a shitty day so I'm dressing up and bringing some Christmas cheer to my Storytime hour! At the very least, I'll be slightly more entertaining to watch 😉
It's been a shitty day so I'm dressing up and bringing some Christmas cheer to my Storytime hour! At the very least, I'll be slightly more entertaining to watch 😉
Plumbers have left, but plumbers will return next week to finish repairing the pump. For the time being, they have things working. They just need a part to make it KEEP working.
But hey, I have running water again 🥳
But hey, I have running water again 🥳
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Plumbers have left, but plumbers will return next week to finish repairing the pump. For the time being, they have things working. They just need a part to make it KEEP working.
But hey, I have running water again 🥳
But hey, I have running water again 🥳
The plumbers have arrived. Hopefully I'll get running water before bedtime...🤞🏼
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The plumbers have arrived. Hopefully I'll get running water before bedtime...🤞🏼
My pipes froze last night. The Roofer-turned-personal repairman is on his way to look at them. I do not think he's a plumber. I'm pretty sure he'll look and say, "yup. They're frozen. Probably cracked. You're gonna need a plumber"
But HEY. More Roofer adventures.... 😑
But HEY. More Roofer adventures.... 😑
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My pipes froze last night. The Roofer-turned-personal repairman is on his way to look at them. I do not think he's a plumber. I'm pretty sure he'll look and say, "yup. They're frozen. Probably cracked. You're gonna need a plumber"
But HEY. More Roofer adventures.... 😑
But HEY. More Roofer adventures.... 😑
What if the government decided you were running a meth lab out of your basement (whether true or not) and blow up your house? Say your 14yr old kid manages to survive the explosion so they gun him down for being an immediate threat? What if Congress watches and the repubs say it was perfectly legal?
a man with glasses and a beanie says we 're gonna
ALT: a man with glasses and a beanie says we 're gonna
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December 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
What if the government decided you were running a meth lab out of your basement (whether true or not) and blow up your house? Say your 14yr old kid manages to survive the explosion so they gun him down for being an immediate threat? What if Congress watches and the repubs say it was perfectly legal?
Storytime on Patreon will be a bit delayed. My grocery order that was supposed to arrive at 3pm JUST showed up. They walked it in the snow to the door that doesn't open instead of following directions to leave it at the door DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF WHERE THEY PARK, NOT 30 FEET THROUGH UNSHOVELLED SNOW
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Storytime on Patreon will be a bit delayed. My grocery order that was supposed to arrive at 3pm JUST showed up. They walked it in the snow to the door that doesn't open instead of following directions to leave it at the door DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF WHERE THEY PARK, NOT 30 FEET THROUGH UNSHOVELLED SNOW
So... Should I dress sexy for my storytime readings as my Thirsty Thursday (or my Feral Friday) submissions? 🤔
I can't do anything overtly "adult" but... I *could* be sexiER... 🤔
I can't do anything overtly "adult" but... I *could* be sexiER... 🤔
a cartoon man with long blonde hair and a beard is looking up .
ALT: a cartoon man with long blonde hair and a beard is looking up .
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December 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
So... Should I dress sexy for my storytime readings as my Thirsty Thursday (or my Feral Friday) submissions? 🤔
I can't do anything overtly "adult" but... I *could* be sexiER... 🤔
I can't do anything overtly "adult" but... I *could* be sexiER... 🤔
1/6🧵
In my most kind imaginings, I think religion was developed because those with empathy and innate morals discovered that there was a huge portion of humans that had to be threatened/rewarded into being decent.
What started as a way to encourage and provide guidelines for the soulless became
In my most kind imaginings, I think religion was developed because those with empathy and innate morals discovered that there was a huge portion of humans that had to be threatened/rewarded into being decent.
What started as a way to encourage and provide guidelines for the soulless became
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
1/6🧵
In my most kind imaginings, I think religion was developed because those with empathy and innate morals discovered that there was a huge portion of humans that had to be threatened/rewarded into being decent.
What started as a way to encourage and provide guidelines for the soulless became
In my most kind imaginings, I think religion was developed because those with empathy and innate morals discovered that there was a huge portion of humans that had to be threatened/rewarded into being decent.
What started as a way to encourage and provide guidelines for the soulless became
So....rocks for Bluesky. Never had that many likes on a post in so short a time.
To be fair, labradorite deserves the attention, so it makes sense 😂
Anyways, I'm off to bed. Antifa meeting on astral plane 3 tonight. We're planning some *manifesting* so come prepared with your most creative ideas.
To be fair, labradorite deserves the attention, so it makes sense 😂
Anyways, I'm off to bed. Antifa meeting on astral plane 3 tonight. We're planning some *manifesting* so come prepared with your most creative ideas.
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
So....rocks for Bluesky. Never had that many likes on a post in so short a time.
To be fair, labradorite deserves the attention, so it makes sense 😂
Anyways, I'm off to bed. Antifa meeting on astral plane 3 tonight. We're planning some *manifesting* so come prepared with your most creative ideas.
To be fair, labradorite deserves the attention, so it makes sense 😂
Anyways, I'm off to bed. Antifa meeting on astral plane 3 tonight. We're planning some *manifesting* so come prepared with your most creative ideas.
This is a labradorite appreciation post
December 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This is a labradorite appreciation post
It's that time of year where I can either see, or my face is warm. I can't have both.
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It's that time of year where I can either see, or my face is warm. I can't have both.
My new favorite mug arrived today! It's one of those color-changing ones that goes from one of my personalities to the other when coffee is added
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My new favorite mug arrived today! It's one of those color-changing ones that goes from one of my personalities to the other when coffee is added
Tonight is the one week anniversary of my Tiny Corner Storytime Hour!
I'm not planning anything special outside of the usual awkward pauses and ritual linguistic sacrifice to the Eldergods, but feel free to pop in!
As always, it's free! Link in my bio. Starts at 9pm est every night!
I'm not planning anything special outside of the usual awkward pauses and ritual linguistic sacrifice to the Eldergods, but feel free to pop in!
As always, it's free! Link in my bio. Starts at 9pm est every night!
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Tonight is the one week anniversary of my Tiny Corner Storytime Hour!
I'm not planning anything special outside of the usual awkward pauses and ritual linguistic sacrifice to the Eldergods, but feel free to pop in!
As always, it's free! Link in my bio. Starts at 9pm est every night!
I'm not planning anything special outside of the usual awkward pauses and ritual linguistic sacrifice to the Eldergods, but feel free to pop in!
As always, it's free! Link in my bio. Starts at 9pm est every night!
Parents of ASD kids, I need help.
I need to know how to be a better mom for my son, who, unfortunately, takes after his dad in ways that trigger my trauma of having endured those behaviors for 16 years. I end up not handling it well, and my son goes harder trying to "fix it"
1/?🧵👇🏼
I need to know how to be a better mom for my son, who, unfortunately, takes after his dad in ways that trigger my trauma of having endured those behaviors for 16 years. I end up not handling it well, and my son goes harder trying to "fix it"
1/?🧵👇🏼
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Parents of ASD kids, I need help.
I need to know how to be a better mom for my son, who, unfortunately, takes after his dad in ways that trigger my trauma of having endured those behaviors for 16 years. I end up not handling it well, and my son goes harder trying to "fix it"
1/?🧵👇🏼
I need to know how to be a better mom for my son, who, unfortunately, takes after his dad in ways that trigger my trauma of having endured those behaviors for 16 years. I end up not handling it well, and my son goes harder trying to "fix it"
1/?🧵👇🏼