Looks so much like the German Shepherd I had

The USA head of state has a PO Box... 🤔

So what you're saying is that you're literally living the dream

You mean footrests?

That's why when I wear cologne I slam doors in women's faces

Shades of Bart Simpson...

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 😊 ❤️

I'm not sure anything MAHA-related should be called a "summit." More like a ravine.

Or, yanno, maybe the reason we don't roast an 18 pound turkey on other days is because we don't usually have 12 people over for dinner.

It's only available in the spring

But imagine the amount of arrogance required to believe that just because someone thinks you're full of shit means that they haven't thought about precisely why they think so.

I did think about it and then I posted the meme about why your post was a shit take.

I just took mine out of the oven. Came out perfect.

*clinks wine glass*

The one I did with the oranges was for a class. I hated it for a while until the instructor took it from my easel, walked a few paces away, and said "what do you think of it now?"

I was so concerned about getting every little detail that I forgot to check what it looked like overall.