Woolly
@timwoolworth.bsky.social
I apologize in advance-I've been hit in the head too many times.
Just a reminder, you MAGA goons, that you didn’t say shit when Shakira performed at 2020 Super Bowl when she had, guess who, featured as a guest performer.
If you guessed Bad Bunny, be good to yourself and eat a treat because you’re smarter than these effing POS goons.
If you guessed Bad Bunny, be good to yourself and eat a treat because you’re smarter than these effing POS goons.
February 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Just a reminder, you MAGA goons, that you didn’t say shit when Shakira performed at 2020 Super Bowl when she had, guess who, featured as a guest performer.
If you guessed Bad Bunny, be good to yourself and eat a treat because you’re smarter than these effing POS goons.
If you guessed Bad Bunny, be good to yourself and eat a treat because you’re smarter than these effing POS goons.
I set up my bonsai to get the small drip from the furnace condensate pump.
I wanted to make sure it worked, before leaving so I cycled power. It killed the furnace and it won’t restart. It’s sub freezing and the guy can’t come until tomorrow.
At least one room is warm.
And I’m still an idiot.
I wanted to make sure it worked, before leaving so I cycled power. It killed the furnace and it won’t restart. It’s sub freezing and the guy can’t come until tomorrow.
At least one room is warm.
And I’m still an idiot.
February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I set up my bonsai to get the small drip from the furnace condensate pump.
I wanted to make sure it worked, before leaving so I cycled power. It killed the furnace and it won’t restart. It’s sub freezing and the guy can’t come until tomorrow.
At least one room is warm.
And I’m still an idiot.
I wanted to make sure it worked, before leaving so I cycled power. It killed the furnace and it won’t restart. It’s sub freezing and the guy can’t come until tomorrow.
At least one room is warm.
And I’m still an idiot.
Fuck the genocidal IDF.
Fuck our government for funding genocide with OUR tax dollars. All of us, even you, are fiscally culpable for tens of thousands of deaths and we can do nothing about it.
When you pay federal taxes, you are killing people around the world, including Palestine.
Fuck our government for funding genocide with OUR tax dollars. All of us, even you, are fiscally culpable for tens of thousands of deaths and we can do nothing about it.
When you pay federal taxes, you are killing people around the world, including Palestine.
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Fuck the genocidal IDF.
Fuck our government for funding genocide with OUR tax dollars. All of us, even you, are fiscally culpable for tens of thousands of deaths and we can do nothing about it.
When you pay federal taxes, you are killing people around the world, including Palestine.
Fuck our government for funding genocide with OUR tax dollars. All of us, even you, are fiscally culpable for tens of thousands of deaths and we can do nothing about it.
When you pay federal taxes, you are killing people around the world, including Palestine.
You know what I hate in modern cinema - characters don’t use cellphones. It’s like they don’t exist at all, especially in horror films.
It’s like “Oh yeah, we’re getting picked off by a killer. Let’s run screaming…and never use your phone for 911!”
It’s like “Oh yeah, we’re getting picked off by a killer. Let’s run screaming…and never use your phone for 911!”
February 2, 2026 at 5:56 AM
You know what I hate in modern cinema - characters don’t use cellphones. It’s like they don’t exist at all, especially in horror films.
It’s like “Oh yeah, we’re getting picked off by a killer. Let’s run screaming…and never use your phone for 911!”
It’s like “Oh yeah, we’re getting picked off by a killer. Let’s run screaming…and never use your phone for 911!”
Anyone ever have an apple power supply *explode* apart with a big pop? If I hadn’t been awake to hear the pop and smell the plasticky burn, there might’ve been a fire. It was 🔥 hot after bursting, and still sending power to the comp!
I was using my Mac at the time, luckily.
Big yikes on bikes.
I was using my Mac at the time, luckily.
Big yikes on bikes.
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Anyone ever have an apple power supply *explode* apart with a big pop? If I hadn’t been awake to hear the pop and smell the plasticky burn, there might’ve been a fire. It was 🔥 hot after bursting, and still sending power to the comp!
I was using my Mac at the time, luckily.
Big yikes on bikes.
I was using my Mac at the time, luckily.
Big yikes on bikes.
Our president audibly shidding his pants during a live press conference is absolutely fantastic.
As are the jokes on every forum covering it.
As are the jokes on every forum covering it.
February 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Our president audibly shidding his pants during a live press conference is absolutely fantastic.
As are the jokes on every forum covering it.
As are the jokes on every forum covering it.
No surprise.
Several diseases are queued up and waiting for their turn.
9 out of 10 unprotected people will catch measles if exposed.
Thanks wormy.
Several diseases are queued up and waiting for their turn.
9 out of 10 unprotected people will catch measles if exposed.
Thanks wormy.
February 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
No surprise.
Several diseases are queued up and waiting for their turn.
9 out of 10 unprotected people will catch measles if exposed.
Thanks wormy.
Several diseases are queued up and waiting for their turn.
9 out of 10 unprotected people will catch measles if exposed.
Thanks wormy.
Why do so many MAGATS still rely on empirical knowledge? They refuse to admit they were wrong unless it directly affects them.
Knowledge is in every pocket. Yet they elected a pedo, twice impeached, 34-time felon, w/ J6, over the most qualified presidential candidate we’ve ever had.
MAGA = POS
Knowledge is in every pocket. Yet they elected a pedo, twice impeached, 34-time felon, w/ J6, over the most qualified presidential candidate we’ve ever had.
MAGA = POS
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Why do so many MAGATS still rely on empirical knowledge? They refuse to admit they were wrong unless it directly affects them.
Knowledge is in every pocket. Yet they elected a pedo, twice impeached, 34-time felon, w/ J6, over the most qualified presidential candidate we’ve ever had.
MAGA = POS
Knowledge is in every pocket. Yet they elected a pedo, twice impeached, 34-time felon, w/ J6, over the most qualified presidential candidate we’ve ever had.
MAGA = POS
Do not forget that the IDF just admitted to 71,000 deaths in Gaza. The IDF is taking property along with peoples’ lives.
There are so many wrongs on American soil right now, but at least we aren’t facing a genocide.
We fund it.
The files are important; don’t let them distract you.
There are so many wrongs on American soil right now, but at least we aren’t facing a genocide.
We fund it.
The files are important; don’t let them distract you.
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Do not forget that the IDF just admitted to 71,000 deaths in Gaza. The IDF is taking property along with peoples’ lives.
There are so many wrongs on American soil right now, but at least we aren’t facing a genocide.
We fund it.
The files are important; don’t let them distract you.
There are so many wrongs on American soil right now, but at least we aren’t facing a genocide.
We fund it.
The files are important; don’t let them distract you.
These Epstein files are absolutely insane. I wonder if these were selected for release to throw off some of the heat the administration is getting.
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
These Epstein files are absolutely insane. I wonder if these were selected for release to throw off some of the heat the administration is getting.
Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning abduction victims out in the woods of Minnesota to die. Individuals are showing up at emergency rooms with cracked skulls and need amputations due to to cold.
January 31, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Healthcare workers confirm that ICE is abandoning abduction victims out in the woods of Minnesota to die. Individuals are showing up at emergency rooms with cracked skulls and need amputations due to to cold.
Please tell me how this can even be a thing without the administration being racist AF.
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Please tell me how this can even be a thing without the administration being racist AF.
We can’t have a foreign-born, female Muslim president, but a dude can hope, right?
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
We can’t have a foreign-born, female Muslim president, but a dude can hope, right?
OMFG.
How is he not in prison for this, and 34 felonies, 2 impeachments, plus the anti-constitutional actions of this presidency.
How is he not in prison for this, and 34 felonies, 2 impeachments, plus the anti-constitutional actions of this presidency.
January 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
OMFG.
How is he not in prison for this, and 34 felonies, 2 impeachments, plus the anti-constitutional actions of this presidency.
How is he not in prison for this, and 34 felonies, 2 impeachments, plus the anti-constitutional actions of this presidency.
Reposted by Woolly
This is hilarious!! 🤣 🤣
January 29, 2026 at 1:35 PM
This is hilarious!! 🤣 🤣
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January 30, 2026 at 7:18 PM
When encountering ICE, remember to SALUTE.
January 30, 2026 at 1:36 AM
When encountering ICE, remember to SALUTE.
@espn.com
Would you please stop with the camera shot on court following behind an athlete during points at the Australian Open. If a point happens on the other side of the court, we can’t see it.
That shot does NOT do the home viewer any good.
Would you please stop with the camera shot on court following behind an athlete during points at the Australian Open. If a point happens on the other side of the court, we can’t see it.
That shot does NOT do the home viewer any good.
January 28, 2026 at 6:03 AM
@espn.com
Would you please stop with the camera shot on court following behind an athlete during points at the Australian Open. If a point happens on the other side of the court, we can’t see it.
That shot does NOT do the home viewer any good.
Would you please stop with the camera shot on court following behind an athlete during points at the Australian Open. If a point happens on the other side of the court, we can’t see it.
That shot does NOT do the home viewer any good.
This Friday and Saturday, you know what to do.
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 AM
This Friday and Saturday, you know what to do.
2A / NRA responds with crickets.
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 AM
2A / NRA responds with crickets.
What?
Why? This has never been necessary before.
This is a ridiculous power play.
Why? This has never been necessary before.
This is a ridiculous power play.
January 27, 2026 at 8:48 PM
What?
Why? This has never been necessary before.
This is a ridiculous power play.
Why? This has never been necessary before.
This is a ridiculous power play.
For those who are local:
ICE is posting up at the Hampton Inn on Jackson Road, Ann Arbor, and the old Walmart in Ypsi.
Wear a mask if you take photos.
ICE is posting up at the Hampton Inn on Jackson Road, Ann Arbor, and the old Walmart in Ypsi.
Wear a mask if you take photos.
January 27, 2026 at 7:58 PM
For those who are local:
ICE is posting up at the Hampton Inn on Jackson Road, Ann Arbor, and the old Walmart in Ypsi.
Wear a mask if you take photos.
ICE is posting up at the Hampton Inn on Jackson Road, Ann Arbor, and the old Walmart in Ypsi.
Wear a mask if you take photos.
ACA premiums are up avg. $300 monthly.
This is causing people to move to the bronze plan, most affordable tier, that has the lowest rate monthly, but an $18,000 deductible!
A broken bone, an MTI, or a chronic illness means instant bankruptcy for so many just to get medical care.
Insane.
This is causing people to move to the bronze plan, most affordable tier, that has the lowest rate monthly, but an $18,000 deductible!
A broken bone, an MTI, or a chronic illness means instant bankruptcy for so many just to get medical care.
Insane.
January 27, 2026 at 3:09 PM
ACA premiums are up avg. $300 monthly.
This is causing people to move to the bronze plan, most affordable tier, that has the lowest rate monthly, but an $18,000 deductible!
A broken bone, an MTI, or a chronic illness means instant bankruptcy for so many just to get medical care.
Insane.
This is causing people to move to the bronze plan, most affordable tier, that has the lowest rate monthly, but an $18,000 deductible!
A broken bone, an MTI, or a chronic illness means instant bankruptcy for so many just to get medical care.
Insane.