Tim Westland - Screenwriter
@timwestland.bsky.social
I write Horror, Scifi, and any other genre that compels me.
If you need the threat of hell to be a good person, then you're just a bad person on a leash.
Mostly Andy
Often Opie
Barney on occasion
Goober and/or Gomer sometimes
If you need the threat of hell to be a good person, then you're just a bad person on a leash.
Mostly Andy
Often Opie
Barney on occasion
Goober and/or Gomer sometimes
With fire, brother!
Thanks!
Thanks!
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
With fire, brother!
Thanks!
Thanks!
I feel like we are on the cusp of never being allowed to miss, grieve, or finally be rid of people when they die.
Easy to envision a service mothers can sign up for that, after they die, will endlessly contact their children to harass them for not staying in touch
There will be no escape!
Easy to envision a service mothers can sign up for that, after they die, will endlessly contact their children to harass them for not staying in touch
There will be no escape!
a cartoon of a man pointing with the words why won t you die
ALT: a cartoon of a man pointing with the words why won t you die
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November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I feel like we are on the cusp of never being allowed to miss, grieve, or finally be rid of people when they die.
Easy to envision a service mothers can sign up for that, after they die, will endlessly contact their children to harass them for not staying in touch
There will be no escape!
Easy to envision a service mothers can sign up for that, after they die, will endlessly contact their children to harass them for not staying in touch
There will be no escape!
If you haven't heard, Matthew licensed his voice to AI Studio ElevenLabs
I'm sure he thinks this is a smart move... no work, get paid
For me, it dilutes his value as an actor. If I never know whether it's him, or some Ad Dork typing in lines and pressing Enter, I'll assume the worst and tune out
I'm sure he thinks this is a smart move... no work, get paid
For me, it dilutes his value as an actor. If I never know whether it's him, or some Ad Dork typing in lines and pressing Enter, I'll assume the worst and tune out
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If you haven't heard, Matthew licensed his voice to AI Studio ElevenLabs
I'm sure he thinks this is a smart move... no work, get paid
For me, it dilutes his value as an actor. If I never know whether it's him, or some Ad Dork typing in lines and pressing Enter, I'll assume the worst and tune out
I'm sure he thinks this is a smart move... no work, get paid
For me, it dilutes his value as an actor. If I never know whether it's him, or some Ad Dork typing in lines and pressing Enter, I'll assume the worst and tune out
Had to figure out your reference
A new show I've never heard of! And of I've never heard of it, it might be an Apple TV show. Lol
Chit
A note or voucher. It can be a small slip of paper that serves as a record of a debt or a voucher for a service, like picking up a suit from a dry cleaner.
A new show I've never heard of! And of I've never heard of it, it might be an Apple TV show. Lol
Chit
A note or voucher. It can be a small slip of paper that serves as a record of a debt or a voucher for a service, like picking up a suit from a dry cleaner.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Had to figure out your reference
A new show I've never heard of! And of I've never heard of it, it might be an Apple TV show. Lol
Chit
A note or voucher. It can be a small slip of paper that serves as a record of a debt or a voucher for a service, like picking up a suit from a dry cleaner.
A new show I've never heard of! And of I've never heard of it, it might be an Apple TV show. Lol
Chit
A note or voucher. It can be a small slip of paper that serves as a record of a debt or a voucher for a service, like picking up a suit from a dry cleaner.
Gracias!
I could have written more, but for two things:
- Felt pretty terrible
- Instagram death scrolling (hey, I didn't feel well)
- Had a critical 1/2 page that I noodled with for quite a while
Oh look, three things!
I could have written more, but for two things:
- Felt pretty terrible
- Instagram death scrolling (hey, I didn't feel well)
- Had a critical 1/2 page that I noodled with for quite a while
Oh look, three things!
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Gracias!
I could have written more, but for two things:
- Felt pretty terrible
- Instagram death scrolling (hey, I didn't feel well)
- Had a critical 1/2 page that I noodled with for quite a while
Oh look, three things!
I could have written more, but for two things:
- Felt pretty terrible
- Instagram death scrolling (hey, I didn't feel well)
- Had a critical 1/2 page that I noodled with for quite a while
Oh look, three things!
Eternally 32
Love that
Love that
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Eternally 32
Love that
Love that
I've already voted for you in the future
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I've already voted for you in the future
Yup... if it serves the story, use it.
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yup... if it serves the story, use it.
In a happier life...
Good stuff there.
Good stuff there.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
In a happier life...
Good stuff there.
Good stuff there.
Use it when it works, don't when it doesn't. That's what I say
In my case, I have to describe something that is mind bogglingly enormous, something the camera would have to move and pan around to get the scale of.
One "we see" is a small price to pay. No camera direction though. Never that 😜
In my case, I have to describe something that is mind bogglingly enormous, something the camera would have to move and pan around to get the scale of.
One "we see" is a small price to pay. No camera direction though. Never that 😜
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Use it when it works, don't when it doesn't. That's what I say
In my case, I have to describe something that is mind bogglingly enormous, something the camera would have to move and pan around to get the scale of.
One "we see" is a small price to pay. No camera direction though. Never that 😜
In my case, I have to describe something that is mind bogglingly enormous, something the camera would have to move and pan around to get the scale of.
One "we see" is a small price to pay. No camera direction though. Never that 😜
These are very fun.
And I love the names!!! So creative.
And I love the names!!! So creative.
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
These are very fun.
And I love the names!!! So creative.
And I love the names!!! So creative.
Thanks, Brian
If I can get the essential nature of the character across with a single sentence, I'm happy.
If I can get the essential nature of the character across with a single sentence, I'm happy.
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Thanks, Brian
If I can get the essential nature of the character across with a single sentence, I'm happy.
If I can get the essential nature of the character across with a single sentence, I'm happy.
Came here to suggest the same thing
I might have called out, "shut your pie hole, ya old bag of dicks", but that's just me...
I might have called out, "shut your pie hole, ya old bag of dicks", but that's just me...
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Came here to suggest the same thing
I might have called out, "shut your pie hole, ya old bag of dicks", but that's just me...
I might have called out, "shut your pie hole, ya old bag of dicks", but that's just me...