Tim Ross
timross.bsky.social
Tim Ross
@timross.bsky.social
I’m funny but not on the internet. I like movies. I love butts. I hate to be sad but I do it a lot. I co-host a milk podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/milks-of-the-world/id1797453200
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Movies I’ve watched in 2025 thread. Rankings subject to change at my whims. An asterisks notes a rewatch everything else is a first watch.
I keep forgetting about this website until I make a new standupshot and I’m like “shit I do most of my posting on Facebook because I’m old. I dunno what social media to tag”
September 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Do people still go on this website
August 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Episode 29! Birthday cake milk. You may ask “why did you do this the week after the episode where it was Tim’s birthday?”

And the answer is that I was in a dollar general after my birthday and I saw this. (This is Tim obviously Tim does our social media (that’s why our social media sucks))
August 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Episode 28 is out! Buttermilk! It’s thicc af and we try it with and without black pepper. We’re talking depression, we’re talking more depression, we’re talking birthdays. Sorry it’s so fucking long. We’ll stop doing that.
August 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
One of these days I’ll update that movie thread really
August 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Episode 26 is out now. It’s our longest episode yet and we are profoundly sorry about that. We won’t do it again. Tim admits he is wrong for the first time in 39 years. We drink Berry Milk and it’s ok.
August 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Please listen Milks of the World - A Podcast That Exists.

We work really hard on it and it sucks shit.
July 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Episode 24 - Milkis Carbonated Milk Beverage. Is Milks of the World a case study in mental illness? No it’s a milk podcast.
July 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Episode 22 is out and it’s a very special episode! It’s our very first (maybe last?) listener provided land milk. (New category). Guinea Pig Milk Replacer! Shout out to listener Chloe for sending us this lovely gift.
July 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Here is a clip from the podcast to share with your friends so they become aware of our milk review podcast

youtu.be/6dr-ijf0a7k?...
Milks of the World - The Dick Milk Radio Hour
YouTube video by Tim Ross
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July 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Bret Hart is somewhere right now saying “I also know a big beautiful Bill who fuckin sucks”
July 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
www.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/B...

Go to people and places and select Milks of the World for Best Podcast. It would be very funny of you to do this. You can vote once a day.
Best Of PGH 2025
What Is "Best Of PGH"? Pittsburgh City Paper's "Best of PGH" issue celebrates the most influential, underrated, dynamic, and all-around best businesses, creators, events, and...
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July 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Hello. Please nominate me and Alex’s podcast Milks of the World in the PGH Best of category for Best Podcast.

Do we think we’re the best? No.*

Do we think it would be really fucking funny if “Milks of the World” got nominated? Yes

Please nom us.

www.pghcitypaper.com/pittsburgh/B...
Best Of PGH 2025
What Is "Best Of PGH"? Pittsburgh City Paper's "Best of PGH" issue celebrates the most influential, underrated, dynamic, and all-around best businesses, creators, events, and...
www.pghcitypaper.com
July 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Episode 21 is out! Goat Milk Colostrum Powder. Come sit beside the fire and listen as we review our milk and read our readings and tune into the Dick Milk Radio Hour and bring you the finest milktent (milk content) on the World Wide Web.
July 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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give us this day our crazy bread
June 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I don’t know why I still post on that website but here
July 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Excuse me?
June 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Please enjoy this photo of a bird (American Goldfinch)
June 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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“Yeah this episode is pretty mid”
- Meegan, typist and contributor to The Book of Milkin.

We have QUADRANTS NOW. Join Alex and I for the premier of the Dick Milk Radio Hour and three brand new quadrants. Milk Tok Trends, Alls Fair in Milk and Love, and This Day in Milkstory.
June 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Recording THREE episodes of Milks of the World today. Marathon sesh. One down.
June 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Me and Donald Trump are on the same page on one thing: We both hate that stupid TACO nickname and don’t want something as lovely as tacos to be associated with his dumb ass. (He may disagree with me on the language used to convey this point)
June 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Your fictional crush is an anime character my fictional crush is the pigeon lady from Home Alone 2. We are not the same.
June 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Saw some turkey vultures just hanging out yesterday
June 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Crazy that the president calls the governor of California “News Cum” I guess they just love reporting about ole Gavin
June 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Lady: I like dad bods

Me: hey what’s up some dads are real fat
June 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM