Ron DiScriminatori
@jheriseinfeld.bsky.social
budweiser hot seat survivor / senior gas station tv correspondent
“prepare to be Nguyenfluenced”
—Dave “The Nguyenfluencer” Nguyen, on Hinge
—Dave “The Nguyenfluencer” Nguyen, on Hinge
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“prepare to be Nguyenfluenced”
—Dave “The Nguyenfluencer” Nguyen, on Hinge
—Dave “The Nguyenfluencer” Nguyen, on Hinge
the only immortality influencer in my life pls & thank u
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
the only immortality influencer in my life pls & thank u
commanders QB1 mario tricoci
December 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
commanders QB1 mario tricoci
tidings of mid cheer
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
tidings of mid cheer
checking out scores & highlights from around the league like
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
checking out scores & highlights from around the league like
if a player loses concentration & drops a pass it’s typically bc they’re thinking about an all-new Sheriff Country
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
if a player loses concentration & drops a pass it’s typically bc they’re thinking about an all-new Sheriff Country
Sexter, & instead of doing murders he sends fiendishly-sexy messages
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Sexter, & instead of doing murders he sends fiendishly-sexy messages
Mr High Character Locker Room Presence
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Mr High Character Locker Room Presence
god help lords if i catch their asses a-leaping!!
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
god help lords if i catch their asses a-leaping!!
NIMBY applies to Dr Pepper Fansville
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
NIMBY applies to Dr Pepper Fansville
Mr Brightside < Mr Wendal
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Mr Brightside < Mr Wendal
my CTE won’t exactly make this A December To Remember
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
my CTE won’t exactly make this A December To Remember
lax property management had me like
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
lax property management had me like
after the bears game (“après-grabowski”),
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
after the bears game (“après-grabowski”),
just freebased the wedge buster 3.0
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
just freebased the wedge buster 3.0
we told these people about your Sebastian Maniscalco-related plans
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
we told these people about your Sebastian Maniscalco-related plans
this is my first black friday without slenderman
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
this is my first black friday without slenderman
🎵 some people call me morerrrrrrrrrrrrrracist 🎵 —stephen miller band
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
🎵 some people call me morerrrrrrrrrrrrrracist 🎵 —stephen miller band
John Calipari has been taken into custody in Sheriff Country
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
John Calipari has been taken into custody in Sheriff Country
u and “6 7” cousins better not be standing on Plymouth Rock when i get back!
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
u and “6 7” cousins better not be standing on Plymouth Rock when i get back!
Sprite punch is Midwest thanksgiving lean
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Sprite punch is Midwest thanksgiving lean
i’m sorry to hear your parents consider your conception to be a “party foul”
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
i’m sorry to hear your parents consider your conception to be a “party foul”
many will go on walks with a cousin but avoid talks about the dozen. I’m talking Jesus’ disciples here
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
many will go on walks with a cousin but avoid talks about the dozen. I’m talking Jesus’ disciples here
Reposted by Ron DiScriminatori
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!”
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}
{me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}