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In the true timeline we elected the chimp.
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
In the true timeline we elected the chimp.
Same except I rank Lower Decks higher.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Same except I rank Lower Decks higher.
Looks perfect!
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Looks perfect!
Speaking as a man over 40, this all sounds extremely cool to me.
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Speaking as a man over 40, this all sounds extremely cool to me.
That video above is the 4.5 hour second part to this one. Gotta watch all 6 hours. lol. youtu.be/jjNca1L6CUk?...
Disney's Animatronics: A Living History
YouTube video by Defunctland
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
That video above is the 4.5 hour second part to this one. Gotta watch all 6 hours. lol. youtu.be/jjNca1L6CUk?...
Billy Preston.
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Billy Preston.
oh yeah. bad years to be a Jeremy.
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
oh yeah. bad years to be a Jeremy.
Or this. I’ll take this too.
a man is wrapped in a towel and says oh richard im so happy hold me
Alt: Chris Farley is wrapped in a towel and says “oh richard im so happy hold me” and leaps gracefully into my arms.
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Or this. I’ll take this too.
I’ll take it.
a cartoon of a woman smiling and saying i wish i could be with richard tonight
Alt: a cartoon of Samantha from Bewitched wiggling her nose magically and saying “i wish i could be with richard tonight.” Through witchcraft, I am turned into a cartoon and whisked away into my television.
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’ll take it.
ejecting the warp core in 3…2…1…
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
ejecting the warp core in 3…2…1…
Mr Beast must be stopped.
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Mr Beast must be stopped.
It’s good to remember that I’m a McMillan Man. And nobody asks a McMillan Man to tuck plug his under-shunting.
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It’s good to remember that I’m a McMillan Man. And nobody asks a McMillan Man to tuck plug his under-shunting.