he will not be missed
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
he will not be missed
lol i forgot about george santos
October 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
lol i forgot about george santos
cam skattebo is the new skibidi toilet
October 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
cam skattebo is the new skibidi toilet
The Olympic Committee should award me a gold medal for pooping my pants. I've earned it.
Scalise: "If Nobel wants to restore what used to be a once dignified prize, they can restore their credibility by awarding President Trump the Nobel Peace Prize. He's earned it."
October 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The Olympic Committee should award me a gold medal for pooping my pants. I've earned it.
gotta pace myself on the pumpkin spice until candy cane season roles around
October 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
gotta pace myself on the pumpkin spice until candy cane season roles around
the term sports car doesn't make any sense
like if someone asked you what's sports you're into and you said "cars" they would rightfully just turn around and walk away
like if someone asked you what's sports you're into and you said "cars" they would rightfully just turn around and walk away
October 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
the term sports car doesn't make any sense
like if someone asked you what's sports you're into and you said "cars" they would rightfully just turn around and walk away
like if someone asked you what's sports you're into and you said "cars" they would rightfully just turn around and walk away
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i haven't even shut down my phone in like 27 months
October 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i haven't even shut down my phone in like 27 months
i haven't even shut down my phone in like 27 months
October 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i haven't even shut down my phone in like 27 months
waiting for the album next drop
Now That's What I Call Obama - 127
Now That's What I Call Obama - 127
I miss the days when Obama could just post his summer playlist instead of dire warnings.
September 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
waiting for the album next drop
Now That's What I Call Obama - 127
Now That's What I Call Obama - 127
a cat is like a subscription service that was free to sign up for but over time is expensive af
September 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
a cat is like a subscription service that was free to sign up for but over time is expensive af
the argument that trump humiliated america in his UN speech ignores the fact that he made it a joke a long time ago
September 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
the argument that trump humiliated america in his UN speech ignores the fact that he made it a joke a long time ago
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cold beans on a friday night
September 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
cold beans on a friday night
lol remember having rights?
September 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
lol remember having rights?
they're going to replace kimmel with a 1 hour infomercial for trump steaks
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
they're going to replace kimmel with a 1 hour infomercial for trump steaks
oh boy sure love the direction everything is going right now
September 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
oh boy sure love the direction everything is going right now
i love that every contestant on bake off is queer
September 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
how about we try just living in precedented times for a change
September 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
how about we try just living in precedented times for a change
we are all jerry on this blessed day
September 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
we are all jerry on this blessed day
never wrote a picture huh?
September 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
never wrote a picture huh?
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“if you hate you’ll never get laid” is one of the funniest signs i’ve seen considering she has a song called “never getting laid.” in sabrina carpenter we trust
September 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“if you hate you’ll never get laid” is one of the funniest signs i’ve seen considering she has a song called “never getting laid.” in sabrina carpenter we trust
tom hanks is america's beloved grandpa at this point and you have to be a special kind of crazy to not like him
September 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM
tom hanks is america's beloved grandpa at this point and you have to be a special kind of crazy to not like him
cold beans on a friday night
September 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
cold beans on a friday night
all in favor of department of war what is it good for raise your hand
September 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
all in favor of department of war what is it good for raise your hand
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me pretty much every time i check the news now
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
media.tenor.com
September 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
me pretty much every time i check the news now
me pretty much every time i check the news now
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes .
media.tenor.com
September 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
me pretty much every time i check the news now