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lower decker astra 🖖🏼
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1701% full of bad star trek shitposts, live long an yap on 🖖🏼
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lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · Oct 26
i see i have several new followers which must mean im the funniest person on bsky (and totally didn’t get added to a starter pack or something). welcome!

beware of typos and enjoy the shitposts!! 🖖🏼
text at the top reads “goodbyporthos.bsky.social” in dark blue with red cursive “(Lower Decker Astra)” underneath. photos on the left: a mini porthos the beagle, below it a mini jonathan archer in the NX-01 hat looking to the right and smiling. it should be noted that the archer is looking at a drawing of me by @yumenosix.bsky.social - light tan woman with red lipstick, dark auburn hair, and a red lower decks uniform with one pip. text on the middle right: about me: - early 20s - USA basec - jonathan archer enthusiast - real life engineer - loves planes too below is an image of N779XY, a white boeing 777-9 with the boeing logo by the nose and a blue polka dot tail with a large 9 on it. text on the top bottom left: what i post: - jonathan archer - mid star trek memes - occasional cosplay & con experiences - occasional real life commentary middle lower drawing: uncolored meme of me standing with a party hat that says “they don’t know i’m delusional about jonathan archer” and the other partygoers say “yes we do” / “it’s literally all you yap about.” drawn by @yumenosix.bsky.social. bottom right corner has text that reads “PEAK STAR TREK (NOT DELUSIONAL) with an arrow pointing at another drawing of me in an enterprise era uniform, red stripe and one pip next to captain jonathan archer. also drawn by @yumenosix.bsky.social. the graphic is intended to be a hot mess.
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
just got some racism from random solicitors at a walmart. wtf. i’m so fucking done
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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yumenosix.bsky.social
very sad to see this email from Hero Within in my inbox today. They are losing their Star Trek license as a result of the merger increasing costs.
**Production update at the bottom** Hello Family, Tony Kim here, owner of Hero Within. I need to update you about an important change for Hero Within. It’s with great sadness that we are announcing the end of our Star Trek license. For over 6 years we have journeyed together and experience the ‘Undiscovered Country’ of modern Trek- but all good things must come to an end. We wanted nothing more but to grow old together but as a result of the Skydance/Paramount merger, the license cost became too great. Since July, we have been negotiating back and forth but we just couldn’t meet Paramount’s new contract goals. Since 2019, we have dropped our other licenses to focus on Star Trek, so to end this relationship is quite devastating to us. We always dreamed Star Trek could be a global juggernaut and hoped we could make that a reality together. Sadly, you will have to continue on without us. What does this means now? For the next month, we will be focusing on two objectives; First, we are working to deliver all of our past productions (Check the update at the very bottom). Second, we are starting a Last Call Preorder today for Black Friday. This will be your final chance to own an official Star Trek X Hero Within Jacket. Our jackets will be "collector’s items" starting January 1st. After holding off all year, we also had to raise our prices by 10% to combat the new tariffs and inflation. We hope you understand. Hopefully, we can return to Star Trek someday but for now, this is your last chance. What’s next? By purchasing from this Last Call Preorder, you will help set us up for what is next. For the first couple of months of 2026, we will be selling off what is left of our Star Trek collection, then we will move on to the future. For the past 9 years, we’ve been in licensed partnerships and honestly, I’m a little exhausted from it. Hero Within will probably take 2026 to develop some small passion projects until we dive back into the world of licensing. Because of you, we built this company together and now, we will take this leap into the great unknown together. It will be tough and scary but my hope is that it will push us into a better and sustainable future. Finest crew in the fleet Hero Within could not have made it this far without you. From the pandemic, the writer strike, inflation, tariffs and now licensing challenges, together we have seen it all. Like every relationship, we know we haven’t been perfect. We’ve been late, made production mistakes and not been great with communication. Thank you for sticking with us and allowing Hero Within to grow, evolve and get better. I hope you’ll stay with us for this next chapter. I’m not sure what it will be but I promise a future that will be fun, interesting and exciting. Help us out by shopping our Star Trek Collection this week. Oh, we do have one more new release in early December so stay tuned! The fun isn't over. Tony B Kim Owner & Chief Nerd Hero Within Production Update: We are sending out the last of the SDCC/STLV orders. The last part is the arrival of the Tunic Uniform Tops Orlando production is complete and waiting for the arrive any day now TWOK Jacket production is complete and waiting for it to make it’s way through customs NYCC/Oct production is underway Chicago production will start this week
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
the mediocre hill strikes again. one bad decision after another. they’re destroying the franchise by cancelling lower decks, refusing to greenlight shows like st:united that fans want, and now hurting small businesses.

the clowns in charge are running star trek into the ground. literally wtf
a horrible, and i mean HORRIBLE, drawing of the paramount logo with the mountain as just a limp and the stars in the top badly drawn. in comic sans underneath, off centered, it reads “mediocre hill.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
my thanksgiving plans? i’m gonna watch star trek next question
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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gettheorion.bsky.social
To those celebrating Thanksgiving, I’m grateful for this fandom & the friends I’ve made. You’ve continually brought a smile to my face & kept me sane thru the B.S. From me to you, whoever you are, wherever you are, allow me to raise a glass to you in spirit.

From the Orion family to yours. LLAP 🥃🖖🏻
star trek lower decks fan art illustration. It's my take on a Norman Rockwell painting. It features the Lower Deckers, Mariner, Boimler, T'Lyn, Rutherford, Tendi, and Chad the Corn Dog Vendor. Tendi is dressed in her science gear and is serving one massive corn dog, with corn dog drumsticks, to her crewmates. In the bottom right corner, some green duck has invited themselves to dinner.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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yumenosix.bsky.social
I did my bangs like this the other day and so Mirror!Firis was born
doodle of Mirror!Firis Corsixer. She's got a Terran Empire Badge on and is wearing a uniform which is basically just a crop top version of the regular SNW skant. Her left arm is raised to the side of her face elegantly. A field of stars glows quietly behind her.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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startrekcc.bsky.social
Day 33 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot

#StarTrek #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds #TheMuppets #MuppetTreasureIsland
Aboard the Serene Squall is Orion pirate Remy standing in the galley holding a small bowl. To his right are part of a pirate crew: Mad Monty, Polly Lobster, and Clueless Morgan (from Muppet Treasure Island).
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
sorry yall im not funny anymore i caught feelings and my singular braincell is down bad
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
did not expect to see this image on the company meme page but u know, shoutout this guy named patrick for posting this as a reply to me
captain archer sitting in the captains chair of the nx-01 leaning to the left a bit. the caption reads [FAITH OF THE HEART INTENSIFIES]
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m howling.
Recently, Clifford "Buzz" Grambo decided to upgrade his electric scooter. The old one he had purchased online only reached 16 mph and wasn't cutting it anymore. He needed to go faster to keep up with the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement cars he chases around Baltimore. So, Grambo bought a Segway MAX G3, which features a 2,000-watt motor and can get up to 28 mph. "The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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uajamie.bsky.social
I can’t describe how bonkers the memory alpha page for “ball” is. It gives fun ball facts such as that the football was named after the sport of football! And the basketball was named after the sport of basketball! And yes, every one of these amazing facts has a #startrek episode reference attached
enterprisesplain.bsky.social EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 9d
On today's episode, we're on a 2nd contact mission, revisiting the ENT episode Canamar, which we realize is actually just the Star Trek version of ConAir (ConAirMar?). Also, in our Mammary Alpha segment, we learn about the absolutely bananas Memory Alpha page for “balls” (no, not THOSE balls).
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
she and i are friends now and we trade work help and star trek memes btw
goodboyporthos.bsky.social lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · Jun 13
LMFAOOOO THIS LADY PUT UP A PIC OF CAPTAIN PIKE IN HER OFFICE CUBICLE
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
yeah archers a pretty hot pilot
shelfnerds.bsky.social Chris 🟡🟡🟡🟡 @shelfnerds.bsky.social · 9d
So I just started a rewatch of Picard season 1. It’s still in my top 5 of #StarTrek pilots.

Here are my top 5 #StarTrek pilots (in no particular order):
Voyager
Enterprise
Picard
Deep Space Nine
TOS
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Deep Space Nine scene. Jake Sisko is sitting facing us at a table on DS9 station. He's having a chat over juice with Nog, a young ferengi with giant ear lobes. Nog is in Starfleet uniform and facing away from us. Jake is wearing normal guy space clothes. Jake looks animated and talking with hand gestures. Closed caption reads, "I'm human--I don't *have* any money." ('Have' is in italics)
April 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
hi guys i’m alive my new job is just keeping me busy bc my coworkers are cool and the work is actually fun
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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ketchup-dressup.bsky.social
“Ugh I dunno those headphones are expensive.”

To put it in perspective… the aforementioned headphones are the same price as my MONTHLY health insurance premium. THIS year’s premium. It’s going up ~$150 next year.

My insurance shouldn’t be more expensive than a pair of Bose headphones EVERY. MONTH.
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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vernondraws.bsky.social
In stores NOW #StarTrek #LowerDecks issue 13! Part 1 of a 6-part story all drawn by me, written by @timsheridan.bsky.social Variant connecting covers by @chrisfenoglio.bsky.social Edits by @heatherantos.bsky.social & @sercas.bsky.social colors by @charliekirchoff.com published by @idwpublishing.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
i met this dude once at an event with a mutual friend, he was a trekkie but never watched enterprise, and he texted me that he started enterprise and that “hoshi is a badass and a baddie”
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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backofthehead.bsky.social
President Archer would give us universal Star Trek: United healthcare
goodboyporthos.bsky.social lower decker astra 🖖🏼 @goodboyporthos.bsky.social · 14d
i’m getting ads for united healthcare and they’re trying to sell me on the “amazing maternity benefits.” do they realize that’s a turn off?? i got my tubes tied?????? i ain’t having a kid?
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
i’m getting ads for united healthcare and they’re trying to sell me on the “amazing maternity benefits.” do they realize that’s a turn off?? i got my tubes tied?????? i ain’t having a kid?
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
@amyimhoff1701.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN!! 👑
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
me when the guy called me pretty
beckett mariner from star trek: lower decks with a raised eyebrow looking shocked.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
thinking of the guy at work who told me that he took his cats to petco to watch the fish swim
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
goodboyporthos.bsky.social
happy veterans day!!!
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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justveeing.bsky.social
"Celestial Bodies and Universal Constants", my contribution to this year's KiSCon Zine. This was featured on the cover, and it was such an honor to be a part of it! ✨ #Spirk #StarTrekFanart #KiSCon
Digital drawing: The background is space, with stars and two planets, one yellow and one blue. There are three pairs of Spocks and Jim Kirks depicted. On the bottom, Spock and Jim from the original series are looking at each other softly. Spock has his hand on Jim's face, performing a meld. Jim has his eyes open, and he is softly looking at Spock. In the middle, Jim and Spock from the 2009 movies (AOS) are looking to the left, looking happy and determined, their faces illuminated by a soft glow surrounding them. Finally, on the top right, Jim and Spock from Strange New Worlds looking to the right, not as intimate as the other two, but looking amused.
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM