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mikexnichols.bsky.social
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
timatojuice.bsky.social
Give Tactics Tim the job just so we can crater his win rate
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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renowallabout.bsky.social
Spurs did themselves in by loudly reminding fans about “the Tottenham way” then firing the guy who actually acted like he believed it and replacing him with a guy who acted like he couldn’t possibly care less about any of it
February 11, 2026 at 1:03 PM
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bankruptspurs.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 AM
timatojuice.bsky.social
@iwriteok.bsky.social increasingly convinced effective altruism is just secular prosperity gospel. The rightness of my material desires must be ordained, at the cost of any other consideration
emilymbender.bsky.social Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 13d
Anyway, well done effective altruists. I'm actually not shocked that you are the ones coming out swinging against (checks notes) the request to treat other people as fully human.
February 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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sm-6.bsky.social
the primary function of an army is logistics, they exist to move materiel closer to the enemy. they only get in fights in order to clear space for more supply lines
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 PM
timatojuice.bsky.social
Passing a note to Heitinga because there’s still time to fire Frank before BVB
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
timatojuice.bsky.social
No time to dine
skipjack.bsky.social Skipjack @skipjack.bsky.social · Dec 26
Make a Bond film casual

Online poker royale
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
timatojuice.bsky.social
Feels like Stellini vs Newcastle already
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
timatojuice.bsky.social
Revising my “Spurs are unwatchable” stance, it’s great for everyone else
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
timatojuice.bsky.social
They give it to the opposition
skipjack.bsky.social Skipjack @skipjack.bsky.social · Nov 29
It’s been a year since Spurs have played a watchable game. This team just doesn’t give you anything.
November 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
timatojuice.bsky.social
Not ascribing much to this except man West Ham suck
September 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
timatojuice.bsky.social
Schrödinger’s chairman: in the seat, Levy is awful. Now that we can move on, he was great.
wertwhile.bsky.social Joel Wertheimer @wertwhile.bsky.social · Sep 4
Daniel Levy was a great chairman of Tottenham Hotspur
September 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
timatojuice.bsky.social
@renowallabout.bsky.social BOMBA
September 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
timatojuice.bsky.social
Starting to think the guy who dresses like a bundesliga manager but got walloped every week at Southampton and is getting walloped every week at Rangers may not be good
August 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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mleelunsford.com
My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head
Vinny from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads "Everything that guy said is bullshit" The Judge from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "Are you on drugs?" Mr. Tipton from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "I don't know, I'm a fast cook, I guess." Mona Lisa from "My Cousin Vinny" in Ace Attorney style. Dialog reads: "A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!"
August 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
timatojuice.bsky.social
This is why I am inherently pessimistic about any forecast that relies on “just make a few signings and then…”
skipjack.bsky.social Skipjack @skipjack.bsky.social · Aug 20
This is exactly like grealish. We think we have a clear runway and fuck around till we fuck it up. Now we get to settle for some useless French child.
August 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
timatojuice.bsky.social
August 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
timatojuice.bsky.social
These guys are bums
August 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
timatojuice.bsky.social
Feels like Son earned it
renowallabout.bsky.social Reno Wallabout @renowallabout.bsky.social · Aug 3
Feels like Son is getting a much more emotional, heartfelt send off than that other guy
August 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
timatojuice.bsky.social
This is a good man. A brave warrior. He will go to Valhalla and you should not shame him.

If you don’t contest dunks because you see the poster coming, you die without honor.
nbastat.bsky.social NBA Stat @nbastat.bsky.social · Jul 15
Insane poster by Furphy. Welcome to the NBA rookie.

#NBA
July 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
timatojuice.bsky.social
Hiroshima bombs for justice
July 17, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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actioncookbook.com
Logging off for the weekend, but shouting it one more time before I do: they don't believe in America.

actioncookbook.substack.com/p/america-be...
These people, the gleeful goons, the giddy race scientists, the cheerleaders of misery, the “America for Americans only” demagogues—they don’t believe in this country. They never have, no matter how brazenly they’ll wrap themselves in the flag to justify their actions. The country they believe is small and cruel. It’s a country where secret police demand to see papers, where neighbors turn on neighbors, where the state is the enemy of the people rather than the embodiment of their collective will. It’s a place governed by fear and by hate, but even more so by doubt—doubt that any country could possibly be big enough to contain multitudes. Doubt that any country could be strong enough to take the unrealized dreams of the rest of the world and make them possible. Doubt that any country could be resilient enough to face hardship head-on and keep marching toward those ideals put to parchment by imperfect men two and a half centuries ago. They don’t believe in America, and no matter how tightly they grip the reins of government right now, America doesn’t belong to them. It belongs to the people who do believe in it, whether they came over on the Mayflower or through Ellis Island, in business class or on foot, “the right way” or not. Heck, maybe they were here long before anyone who looked like me showed up. It belongs to people who believe in those ideals that we’ve strove towards but never quite lived up to, people who believe that we should keep striving anyways because that arc of the universe isn’t going to bend itself. It belongs to people willing to do the work, willing to stand up for their communities, and willing to take to their streets to stand up for those unmet ideals. It belongs to people who can still see the promise of this place in their mind and want more than anything to be a part of it, even if they have to cross an ocean or a desert to do so.
July 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM