Tiffany Bond
@tiffanybond.com
Relationship mortician, ski mom, lover of machine-washable throw blankets.
No one of consequence.
Somewhere in the Maine mountains.
No one of consequence.
Somewhere in the Maine mountains.
I ordered 4 sets of matching family pjs and fuzzy socks from Old Navy.
I received 3 sets of matching family pjs, all the socks, and 1 pair of Mandala women's slim petite size small scrub pants, in melon.
I received 3 sets of matching family pjs, all the socks, and 1 pair of Mandala women's slim petite size small scrub pants, in melon.
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I ordered 4 sets of matching family pjs and fuzzy socks from Old Navy.
I received 3 sets of matching family pjs, all the socks, and 1 pair of Mandala women's slim petite size small scrub pants, in melon.
I received 3 sets of matching family pjs, all the socks, and 1 pair of Mandala women's slim petite size small scrub pants, in melon.
I think I'm going to take my tea in the dining room and let my office heat up a smidge.
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I think I'm going to take my tea in the dining room and let my office heat up a smidge.
I'm also running a deficit of about 5 Fs.
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I'm also running a deficit of about 5 Fs.
...and our heater just died.
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
...and our heater just died.
Picnic table measure from when I got home.
How much more do we think by morning?
How much more do we think by morning?
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Picnic table measure from when I got home.
How much more do we think by morning?
How much more do we think by morning?
Tomorrow I start my day in Rangeley, have to be in Portland mid-morning, drive back to Rangeley by evening, and then be back in Portland by 9am Wednesday.
What are the odds that is all feasible?
What are the odds that is all feasible?
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Tomorrow I start my day in Rangeley, have to be in Portland mid-morning, drive back to Rangeley by evening, and then be back in Portland by 9am Wednesday.
What are the odds that is all feasible?
What are the odds that is all feasible?
This morning I found the dog on the sofa and 14 on the dog bed.
And this, my friends, is why all the children's blankets are machine washable.
And this, my friends, is why all the children's blankets are machine washable.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This morning I found the dog on the sofa and 14 on the dog bed.
And this, my friends, is why all the children's blankets are machine washable.
And this, my friends, is why all the children's blankets are machine washable.
They made bows and arrows
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
They made bows and arrows
Not pictured, green veggies...there are veggies 🤣
Happy Thanksgiving from our home to yours. ❤️
Happy Thanksgiving from our home to yours. ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Not pictured, green veggies...there are veggies 🤣
Happy Thanksgiving from our home to yours. ❤️
Happy Thanksgiving from our home to yours. ❤️
TFW you take the moments between stirring to clean, label, and restock your cupboards.
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
TFW you take the moments between stirring to clean, label, and restock your cupboards.
When I throw back the covers in the morning, this is where I find the cat in the winter.
November 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
When I throw back the covers in the morning, this is where I find the cat in the winter.
The bird has arrived.
Want to guess how much a 16.36 pound, locally-raised, organic bird was this year?
Want to guess how much a 16.36 pound, locally-raised, organic bird was this year?
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The bird has arrived.
Want to guess how much a 16.36 pound, locally-raised, organic bird was this year?
Want to guess how much a 16.36 pound, locally-raised, organic bird was this year?
I spent an ungodly amount of time trying to figure out which item is the missing item.1
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I spent an ungodly amount of time trying to figure out which item is the missing item.1
Instead of putting my onions in water to keep them going longer, I put them in dirt.
This one is really enjoying the method.
This one is really enjoying the method.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Instead of putting my onions in water to keep them going longer, I put them in dirt.
This one is really enjoying the method.
This one is really enjoying the method.
I just spent 132 minutes and 2 seconds on the phone with IRS for an "anticipated" hold time of 30 minutes.
Please clap for my impressive patience.
Please clap for my impressive patience.
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I just spent 132 minutes and 2 seconds on the phone with IRS for an "anticipated" hold time of 30 minutes.
Please clap for my impressive patience.
Please clap for my impressive patience.
We've got some mullet weather in Rangeley today...all business up top, sunny party down below.
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We've got some mullet weather in Rangeley today...all business up top, sunny party down below.
5 lbs of mushrooms in this cauldron of soup
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
5 lbs of mushrooms in this cauldron of soup
The cat likes French toast?
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The cat likes French toast?
12: can we have a pet wombat?
Me: no
12: why not?
Me: we live in Maine
12: mom, it's a global economy
Me: the internet says it's a Rottweiler-shaped rabbit that is destructive, untrainable, huge, filthy, and hates people
12: how about a house chicken?
Me: 😐
Me: no
12: why not?
Me: we live in Maine
12: mom, it's a global economy
Me: the internet says it's a Rottweiler-shaped rabbit that is destructive, untrainable, huge, filthy, and hates people
12: how about a house chicken?
Me: 😐
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
12: can we have a pet wombat?
Me: no
12: why not?
Me: we live in Maine
12: mom, it's a global economy
Me: the internet says it's a Rottweiler-shaped rabbit that is destructive, untrainable, huge, filthy, and hates people
12: how about a house chicken?
Me: 😐
Me: no
12: why not?
Me: we live in Maine
12: mom, it's a global economy
Me: the internet says it's a Rottweiler-shaped rabbit that is destructive, untrainable, huge, filthy, and hates people
12: how about a house chicken?
Me: 😐
12 was invited to a themed birthday party today.
Tell me the theme with gifs only.
Tell me the theme with gifs only.
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
12 was invited to a themed birthday party today.
Tell me the theme with gifs only.
Tell me the theme with gifs only.
We appear to have a potato in search of a murder victim.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
We appear to have a potato in search of a murder victim.
First day with enough snow in the yard to pull out skis in Rangeley.
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
First day with enough snow in the yard to pull out skis in Rangeley.
I don't want to brag or anything, but I got a velour track suit...which means I basically spent the day like George Costanza.
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I don't want to brag or anything, but I got a velour track suit...which means I basically spent the day like George Costanza.
Me: hey, did you sneak the bag of chocolate chips I bought on 11/13, sneak it into your bedroom, and hide it directly above the heating vent so you didn't get caught?
14: why would you ask that?
Me, making cookies: why would I ask a hyper-specific question I obviously know the answer to?
14:
Me:
14: why would you ask that?
Me, making cookies: why would I ask a hyper-specific question I obviously know the answer to?
14:
Me:
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Me: hey, did you sneak the bag of chocolate chips I bought on 11/13, sneak it into your bedroom, and hide it directly above the heating vent so you didn't get caught?
14: why would you ask that?
Me, making cookies: why would I ask a hyper-specific question I obviously know the answer to?
14:
Me:
14: why would you ask that?
Me, making cookies: why would I ask a hyper-specific question I obviously know the answer to?
14:
Me: