Tiffany Bond
@tiffanybond.com
Relationship mortician, ski mom, lover of machine-washable throw blankets.
No one of consequence.
Somewhere in the Maine mountains.
No one of consequence.
Somewhere in the Maine mountains.
I thought Hogan's Heroes had implausibly stupid nazis when I was a kid.
We've learned that the bad guys in original show were:
1. Too bright
2. Too funny
3. Too coordinated
4. Not cruel enough
Can we at least get the old school Hogan's Heroes nazis if we can't have a functional government?
We've learned that the bad guys in original show were:
1. Too bright
2. Too funny
3. Too coordinated
4. Not cruel enough
Can we at least get the old school Hogan's Heroes nazis if we can't have a functional government?
February 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I thought Hogan's Heroes had implausibly stupid nazis when I was a kid.
We've learned that the bad guys in original show were:
1. Too bright
2. Too funny
3. Too coordinated
4. Not cruel enough
Can we at least get the old school Hogan's Heroes nazis if we can't have a functional government?
We've learned that the bad guys in original show were:
1. Too bright
2. Too funny
3. Too coordinated
4. Not cruel enough
Can we at least get the old school Hogan's Heroes nazis if we can't have a functional government?
Now is an excellent time to get a 10 year IUD.
February 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Now is an excellent time to get a 10 year IUD.
It feels like we should get to TP some people's houses and egg their cars again.
I know we haven't been able to get away with that stuff since the last millennium, but if they can try to make everyone being fat no matter how skinny they are come back, then unbridled, campy rage should get a moment.
I know we haven't been able to get away with that stuff since the last millennium, but if they can try to make everyone being fat no matter how skinny they are come back, then unbridled, campy rage should get a moment.
Todd Blanche says the Justice Department will appeal a judge's order that released 5-year-old Liam Ramos from ICE custody
Blanche: "I promise we will"
Blanche: "I promise we will"
February 2, 2026 at 4:05 AM
It feels like we should get to TP some people's houses and egg their cars again.
I know we haven't been able to get away with that stuff since the last millennium, but if they can try to make everyone being fat no matter how skinny they are come back, then unbridled, campy rage should get a moment.
I know we haven't been able to get away with that stuff since the last millennium, but if they can try to make everyone being fat no matter how skinny they are come back, then unbridled, campy rage should get a moment.
New office plant corner.
February 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
New office plant corner.
I have to be in Portland tomorrow morning so I came down tonight.
It's not particularly cold. I'm in a hoodie and birks.
Folks are bundled up like they are from Florida.
🤣🤣🤣
It's not particularly cold. I'm in a hoodie and birks.
Folks are bundled up like they are from Florida.
🤣🤣🤣
February 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I have to be in Portland tomorrow morning so I came down tonight.
It's not particularly cold. I'm in a hoodie and birks.
Folks are bundled up like they are from Florida.
🤣🤣🤣
It's not particularly cold. I'm in a hoodie and birks.
Folks are bundled up like they are from Florida.
🤣🤣🤣
It's #SundayCheckIn for 2/1.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
February 1, 2026 at 1:23 PM
It's #SundayCheckIn for 2/1.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
The house is definitely better with a heat pump, but the heat pump does seem less fond of doing its job when it's less than -10°F.
January 31, 2026 at 5:28 PM
The house is definitely better with a heat pump, but the heat pump does seem less fond of doing its job when it's less than -10°F.
Husband had a nice conversation with me this morning when I was half asleep about the lawn ducks coming back this spring after migration.
I did get a little confused when he started talking about where we could put them upstairs.
Friends, he was talking about return ducts for the heating system.
I did get a little confused when he started talking about where we could put them upstairs.
Friends, he was talking about return ducts for the heating system.
January 31, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Husband had a nice conversation with me this morning when I was half asleep about the lawn ducks coming back this spring after migration.
I did get a little confused when he started talking about where we could put them upstairs.
Friends, he was talking about return ducts for the heating system.
I did get a little confused when he started talking about where we could put them upstairs.
Friends, he was talking about return ducts for the heating system.
On a lighter note, there is a rocking chair in my bathroom.
I don't know why.
Any guesses?
I don't know why.
Any guesses?
January 31, 2026 at 2:25 AM
On a lighter note, there is a rocking chair in my bathroom.
I don't know why.
Any guesses?
I don't know why.
Any guesses?
So....is there going to an agreement between political factions that people who rape children are very bad and should not be president or the richest men alive?
If you are one of those folks maybe we take all your things away and send you to an uninhabited island to be eaten alive by feral crabs?
If you are one of those folks maybe we take all your things away and send you to an uninhabited island to be eaten alive by feral crabs?
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
So....is there going to an agreement between political factions that people who rape children are very bad and should not be president or the richest men alive?
If you are one of those folks maybe we take all your things away and send you to an uninhabited island to be eaten alive by feral crabs?
If you are one of those folks maybe we take all your things away and send you to an uninhabited island to be eaten alive by feral crabs?
I got up after 3.5 hours of sleep, left my house to journey to Portland, had a full day trial, returned home approximately 15 hours later only to discover...
...WE HAVE A WORKING WHOLE HOUSE HEATER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE DECEMBER 3.
I can close my office door when working again. 🍾
...WE HAVE A WORKING WHOLE HOUSE HEATER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE DECEMBER 3.
I can close my office door when working again. 🍾
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I got up after 3.5 hours of sleep, left my house to journey to Portland, had a full day trial, returned home approximately 15 hours later only to discover...
...WE HAVE A WORKING WHOLE HOUSE HEATER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE DECEMBER 3.
I can close my office door when working again. 🍾
...WE HAVE A WORKING WHOLE HOUSE HEATER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE DECEMBER 3.
I can close my office door when working again. 🍾
Palate cleanse.
Sound ⬆️
Sound ⬆️
January 28, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Palate cleanse.
Sound ⬆️
Sound ⬆️
Picnic table measure from yesterday
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Picnic table measure from yesterday
You all should really be nicer to federal law enforcement.
Why are you gatekeeping that the logging roads are finally frozen enough to drive over?
They should know they now have access to the camps those pesky liberals have hidden the illegals in, but only for a few weeks!
Why are you gatekeeping that the logging roads are finally frozen enough to drive over?
They should know they now have access to the camps those pesky liberals have hidden the illegals in, but only for a few weeks!
January 26, 2026 at 4:30 PM
You all should really be nicer to federal law enforcement.
Why are you gatekeeping that the logging roads are finally frozen enough to drive over?
They should know they now have access to the camps those pesky liberals have hidden the illegals in, but only for a few weeks!
Why are you gatekeeping that the logging roads are finally frozen enough to drive over?
They should know they now have access to the camps those pesky liberals have hidden the illegals in, but only for a few weeks!
Husband came home with mushroom tea.
I don't know what to do with this information.
I don't know what to do with this information.
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Husband came home with mushroom tea.
I don't know what to do with this information.
I don't know what to do with this information.
Good night, friends.
Good work.
Sleep well.
The government will most likely kill us in the morning.
Good work.
Sleep well.
The government will most likely kill us in the morning.
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Good night, friends.
Good work.
Sleep well.
The government will most likely kill us in the morning.
Good work.
Sleep well.
The government will most likely kill us in the morning.
It's 10 pm and 14 is still up.
He's reaaaalllly banking on tomorrow being a snow day.
He's reaaaalllly banking on tomorrow being a snow day.
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
It's 10 pm and 14 is still up.
He's reaaaalllly banking on tomorrow being a snow day.
He's reaaaalllly banking on tomorrow being a snow day.
"We have earth here for tyrants, but no air."
Rev. Joseph C. Lovejoy, 1843, a message to slave catchers coming to Maine to kidnap asylum seekers.
Updated to 2026: GTFO or remain at your peril if you are here to kidnap our neighbors.
Rev. Joseph C. Lovejoy, 1843, a message to slave catchers coming to Maine to kidnap asylum seekers.
Updated to 2026: GTFO or remain at your peril if you are here to kidnap our neighbors.
January 26, 2026 at 12:16 AM
"We have earth here for tyrants, but no air."
Rev. Joseph C. Lovejoy, 1843, a message to slave catchers coming to Maine to kidnap asylum seekers.
Updated to 2026: GTFO or remain at your peril if you are here to kidnap our neighbors.
Rev. Joseph C. Lovejoy, 1843, a message to slave catchers coming to Maine to kidnap asylum seekers.
Updated to 2026: GTFO or remain at your peril if you are here to kidnap our neighbors.
This has to feel a lot better than shooting your neighbor in the face.
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
January 25, 2026 at 10:02 PM
This has to feel a lot better than shooting your neighbor in the face.
I see flakes starting to come down ❤️
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❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I see flakes starting to come down ❤️
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We're going to need a really, really big bathtub to drown this version of federal government.
January 25, 2026 at 5:04 PM
We're going to need a really, really big bathtub to drown this version of federal government.
It's interesting to watch the tone shift to include local authorities...you know, the level of government with the most accountability to and knowledge of the residents of an area, and the folks in government most likely to choose their neighbors/community.
Alex Pretti wasn’t a part of “engineered chaos.” He was a nurse who cared about people. An individual. What is “engineered chaos” is what this admin is doing in blue cities to justify invocation of the insurrection act.
January 25, 2026 at 2:12 PM
It's interesting to watch the tone shift to include local authorities...you know, the level of government with the most accountability to and knowledge of the residents of an area, and the folks in government most likely to choose their neighbors/community.
It's #SundayCheckIn for 1/25.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 PM
It's #SundayCheckIn for 1/25.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
Shortly after I posted this I unintentionally watched another(!) snuff film made courtesy of US Federal government attacking and murdering a US citizen.
The real problem is the folks in charge are willing to do things while being livestreamed in broad daylight that make the Epstein files look comparatively quaint.
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Shortly after I posted this I unintentionally watched another(!) snuff film made courtesy of US Federal government attacking and murdering a US citizen.