Scott Pilgrim the comics: Genuinely funny and heartfelt exploration of becoming an adult and the many ways people change and stay the same with a fun shōnen theme and a tongue-in-cheek sense of humor.

Scott Pilgrim the movie: Michael Cera make confused face.

children are not property. they are not investments. they are not clones. they are not a different species from you, and there is no magical threshold of age at which they go from thoughtless automaton to fully realized adult. we must fight for their safety and education because they are us.