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@thr.ax
I leaned back in my chair too far and now I'm on the floor. Not so cool now, cool guy.
If it gets to be a problem you can always go to one of your neighbors and ask to borrow a cup of internet.
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
If it gets to be a problem you can always go to one of your neighbors and ask to borrow a cup of internet.
These goons really think they need neo-Lamarckism to explain their authoritarian impulses, when they have an embarrassment of character defects to choose from.
January 26, 2026 at 6:11 PM
These goons really think they need neo-Lamarckism to explain their authoritarian impulses, when they have an embarrassment of character defects to choose from.
Even worse news: the glass will eventually break and there's nothing we mortals can do about it.
January 14, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Even worse news: the glass will eventually break and there's nothing we mortals can do about it.
Sometimes it almost feels like the appropriate response to incipient fascism is not to move further to the right.
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Sometimes it almost feels like the appropriate response to incipient fascism is not to move further to the right.
Does Lisa Frankenstein count? If so, it was directed by Zelda Williams! If not, it was still directed by Zelda Williams.
November 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Does Lisa Frankenstein count? If so, it was directed by Zelda Williams! If not, it was still directed by Zelda Williams.
But if you call a kangaroo's tail a leg, it has five.
September 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
But if you call a kangaroo's tail a leg, it has five.
"It's funny in one respect"
Mister, it is funny in none respects.
Mister, it is funny in none respects.
August 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"It's funny in one respect"
Mister, it is funny in none respects.
Mister, it is funny in none respects.