@thomasfelpersham.bsky.social
Connoisseur of everything. Craftsman & psychogeographer. Academic in hiding. Campaigning for complexity. Favours the wines of Alsace #gewurztraminer4life
Appreciate this is a bit 2023, but aren’t these guys just angry Deanos?
December 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Appreciate this is a bit 2023, but aren’t these guys just angry Deanos?
Ah yes, the Turnip Surprise Act
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Ah yes, the Turnip Surprise Act
Huh, ok Spotify, you win.
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Huh, ok Spotify, you win.
I love the “room where the kids go so we don’t have to parent them”
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I love the “room where the kids go so we don’t have to parent them”
I was initially embarrassed by this one, but sometimes you just need your kitchen to sound like suburban bistro.
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I was initially embarrassed by this one, but sometimes you just need your kitchen to sound like suburban bistro.
There’s a weird bit during the Ride of the Rohirrim, where an orc archer fires an arrow at our heroes, it cuts to his face and his expression is like “oohhh, that was a lovely shot”
November 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
There’s a weird bit during the Ride of the Rohirrim, where an orc archer fires an arrow at our heroes, it cuts to his face and his expression is like “oohhh, that was a lovely shot”
When we’re getting ready to go over the top in the final battle for humanity, it’ll be this meme we will turn to
November 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
When we’re getting ready to go over the top in the final battle for humanity, it’ll be this meme we will turn to
Me describing my job.
November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Me describing my job.
The finest wine humanity has to offer.
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The finest wine humanity has to offer.
That article weirdly slips in “There are some, however, that support the proposed taxes.” as if being anti-gambling is a kooky position and then goes onto say—
November 2, 2025 at 8:33 AM
That article weirdly slips in “There are some, however, that support the proposed taxes.” as if being anti-gambling is a kooky position and then goes onto say—
You go for a colonoscopy, and it’s Dame Louise Casey shoving the hose in.
October 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You go for a colonoscopy, and it’s Dame Louise Casey shoving the hose in.
There’s a steak thing at Tesco which I’ve been using as an inflation tracker. It’s now £7.30 (!) for two slices of poor quality off-cuts - but for some reason they’re still happy to chuck it into an £8 deal (which used to a be a £5 deal)
October 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
There’s a steak thing at Tesco which I’ve been using as an inflation tracker. It’s now £7.30 (!) for two slices of poor quality off-cuts - but for some reason they’re still happy to chuck it into an £8 deal (which used to a be a £5 deal)
Luxury! I’m on an iPhone 12 mini, the battery lasts until about lunchtime and it still has that U2 album on it.
October 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Luxury! I’m on an iPhone 12 mini, the battery lasts until about lunchtime and it still has that U2 album on it.
It’s the new version of people going on about how much they hate London
October 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
It’s the new version of people going on about how much they hate London
There’s some lovely skewering of this peppered throughout the recent Partridge series.
October 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
There’s some lovely skewering of this peppered throughout the recent Partridge series.
This is where we need to be
October 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is where we need to be
Thanks Kirsty!
September 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Thanks Kirsty!
Looking at the clock at 8:07am, when by 8:30am I still need to shave, shower, brush teeth, dress and pack bag - and also get two children dressed, brush their teeth, brush their hair, pack their bags and fill their water bottles etc
September 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Looking at the clock at 8:07am, when by 8:30am I still need to shave, shower, brush teeth, dress and pack bag - and also get two children dressed, brush their teeth, brush their hair, pack their bags and fill their water bottles etc
The vibe I was getting was the drummer from Confidence Man
September 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The vibe I was getting was the drummer from Confidence Man
The Unicorn Theatre near London Bridge
August 9, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The Unicorn Theatre near London Bridge
Nice piece Mark, the person I feel most sorry for is poor old Singh LJ who pieced the jigsaw together, and then along comes Sales & Rose who throw it all on the floor with a “good luck Court of Appeal, see you soon!”
July 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Nice piece Mark, the person I feel most sorry for is poor old Singh LJ who pieced the jigsaw together, and then along comes Sales & Rose who throw it all on the floor with a “good luck Court of Appeal, see you soon!”
Reading the Bill and struggling in vain to see what benefit there is in calling councils “strategic authorities”
July 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Reading the Bill and struggling in vain to see what benefit there is in calling councils “strategic authorities”
Post an unusual sign if you feel like it
June 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Post an unusual sign if you feel like it
