Thomas Banacek
@thomasbanacek.bsky.social
Reposted by Thomas Banacek
This would technically be an upside down sandwich!
November 10, 2024 at 9:36 PM
This would technically be an upside down sandwich!
I call em pjs. They’re not just for flying!
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I call em pjs. They’re not just for flying!
Rolling chairs are dope.
“Pass the gravy”
“Ooh, it’s low. I’ll get more from the kitchen”
“I got it”.. push off for gravy retrieval.
“Pass the gravy”
“Ooh, it’s low. I’ll get more from the kitchen”
“I got it”.. push off for gravy retrieval.
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Rolling chairs are dope.
“Pass the gravy”
“Ooh, it’s low. I’ll get more from the kitchen”
“I got it”.. push off for gravy retrieval.
“Pass the gravy”
“Ooh, it’s low. I’ll get more from the kitchen”
“I got it”.. push off for gravy retrieval.
Sorry. I’m old. So never saw it, never saw it, and never saw it. I’d also put on that that I have heard of them, but no idea where I would find the shows.
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Sorry. I’m old. So never saw it, never saw it, and never saw it. I’d also put on that that I have heard of them, but no idea where I would find the shows.
The founders, known to be very wordy with their amendments. Lots of fluff and prose interjected.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The founders, known to be very wordy with their amendments. Lots of fluff and prose interjected.
Figuratively speaking, of course, because neither of us have a chance in hell of touching her. 🤣😂🤣😂
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Figuratively speaking, of course, because neither of us have a chance in hell of touching her. 🤣😂🤣😂
“People have come up to our reporters, with tears in their eyes - and these are tough men, they don’t cry, not even at old yeller - and they say ‘sir, Trump is the most corrupt president ever.’”
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“People have come up to our reporters, with tears in their eyes - and these are tough men, they don’t cry, not even at old yeller - and they say ‘sir, Trump is the most corrupt president ever.’”
These are the type of things USAID helped.
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
These are the type of things USAID helped.
That whole jeans commercial crying thing went over my head for I got stuck on not even knowing who the woman was (to then find she was an actress). I’ve already forgotten her name. It wasn’t Brooke Shields. That I know.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
That whole jeans commercial crying thing went over my head for I got stuck on not even knowing who the woman was (to then find she was an actress). I’ve already forgotten her name. It wasn’t Brooke Shields. That I know.
Vetted multiple times.
E act what have they determined in the last day that shows “proper vetting” would have caught this? So they think their interviewers would have found something?
Trump agent, whispering: “us hater says what”
Refugee: “what?”
Agt: “got you!”
Ref: “arggghh! So close!”
E act what have they determined in the last day that shows “proper vetting” would have caught this? So they think their interviewers would have found something?
Trump agent, whispering: “us hater says what”
Refugee: “what?”
Agt: “got you!”
Ref: “arggghh! So close!”
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Vetted multiple times.
E act what have they determined in the last day that shows “proper vetting” would have caught this? So they think their interviewers would have found something?
Trump agent, whispering: “us hater says what”
Refugee: “what?”
Agt: “got you!”
Ref: “arggghh! So close!”
E act what have they determined in the last day that shows “proper vetting” would have caught this? So they think their interviewers would have found something?
Trump agent, whispering: “us hater says what”
Refugee: “what?”
Agt: “got you!”
Ref: “arggghh! So close!”
He’s a long, long way from home.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
He’s a long, long way from home.
That’s cold. Cold as ice.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
That’s cold. Cold as ice.
Doesn’t feel like the first time he’s faced this kind of reaction.
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Doesn’t feel like the first time he’s faced this kind of reaction.
Momma Mia! That’s-a spicy meatball of a thing to say!”
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Momma Mia! That’s-a spicy meatball of a thing to say!”
It’s hard work, having to leap for the mute button or turn off the tv for fear of hearing any report of what’s happening in the world.
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
It’s hard work, having to leap for the mute button or turn off the tv for fear of hearing any report of what’s happening in the world.
Remember people! No need to remind the kids to look both ways before crossing the street! Only do that after they get hit by a car!
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Remember people! No need to remind the kids to look both ways before crossing the street! Only do that after they get hit by a car!
Will do. I’ll remind her as she’s picking fresh mushrooms of the concern of picking toadstools. Oh, wait, she hasn’t pulled any dangerous foods out yet and fed them to me, so no need to worry!
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Will do. I’ll remind her as she’s picking fresh mushrooms of the concern of picking toadstools. Oh, wait, she hasn’t pulled any dangerous foods out yet and fed them to me, so no need to worry!
No, it’s not called terrorism. Well maybe by stupid people it is.
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
No, it’s not called terrorism. Well maybe by stupid people it is.
The hands of a grandfather clock make a great substitution if there’s no knives around.
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The hands of a grandfather clock make a great substitution if there’s no knives around.
You’re so right pinky.
This holiday season, tensions can get high being around so much family and friends.
So, everyone, remember that a classic pendulum wall clock across the back of the skull can shut up your racist maga uncle for the big meal.
This holiday season, tensions can get high being around so much family and friends.
So, everyone, remember that a classic pendulum wall clock across the back of the skull can shut up your racist maga uncle for the big meal.
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
You’re so right pinky.
This holiday season, tensions can get high being around so much family and friends.
So, everyone, remember that a classic pendulum wall clock across the back of the skull can shut up your racist maga uncle for the big meal.
This holiday season, tensions can get high being around so much family and friends.
So, everyone, remember that a classic pendulum wall clock across the back of the skull can shut up your racist maga uncle for the big meal.
You are so naive. Those weren’t roundworms. Those worms are the chemtrails! They’re spraying us with worms!
This is why they’ve tried to keep us from squeezing ivermectin up our butts. This is why I put ivm in my thanksgiving pies!
This is why they’ve tried to keep us from squeezing ivermectin up our butts. This is why I put ivm in my thanksgiving pies!
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You are so naive. Those weren’t roundworms. Those worms are the chemtrails! They’re spraying us with worms!
This is why they’ve tried to keep us from squeezing ivermectin up our butts. This is why I put ivm in my thanksgiving pies!
This is why they’ve tried to keep us from squeezing ivermectin up our butts. This is why I put ivm in my thanksgiving pies!
I don’t think I agree with this. My cousin’s step sister’s half-twin had a foot infection in which she soaked in herbal medicine after being treated by a doctor, and the infection got cured.
Therefore herbal is the way to go!
Therefore herbal is the way to go!
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I don’t think I agree with this. My cousin’s step sister’s half-twin had a foot infection in which she soaked in herbal medicine after being treated by a doctor, and the infection got cured.
Therefore herbal is the way to go!
Therefore herbal is the way to go!
Not really. The report said they had received notification that there was something up with the ankle monitor but they took a few hours to cone take him away.
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Not really. The report said they had received notification that there was something up with the ankle monitor but they took a few hours to cone take him away.
“Giving a job to the person who merits it vs the cousin of an existing employee” is now “abusive”.
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“Giving a job to the person who merits it vs the cousin of an existing employee” is now “abusive”.
Yeah, but Robert Cray never did an album called Pumpkin Pie. Just saying.
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Yeah, but Robert Cray never did an album called Pumpkin Pie. Just saying.