@thisisrochelle.bsky.social
On here, I'm a writer. I write things. Off here, I'm a CEO (really)
I think too much and talk a lot of shit.
If I could be anyone it would be Morticia Addams
🎶Would you stay if she promised you heaven?🎶
I think too much and talk a lot of shit.
If I could be anyone it would be Morticia Addams
🎶Would you stay if she promised you heaven?🎶
Introduce yourself as a black tv character
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Introduce yourself as a black tv character
Ever? That's hard. But most recently:
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Ever? That's hard. But most recently:
Any song off this album.
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Any song off this album.
A movie where Oscar plays the success does everything by the book brother...who is cheating on his wife.
To get revenge, the wife seeks out the black sheep of the family brother, played by Morgan Spector and starts an affair.
To get revenge, the wife seeks out the black sheep of the family brother, played by Morgan Spector and starts an affair.
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 AM
A movie where Oscar plays the success does everything by the book brother...who is cheating on his wife.
To get revenge, the wife seeks out the black sheep of the family brother, played by Morgan Spector and starts an affair.
To get revenge, the wife seeks out the black sheep of the family brother, played by Morgan Spector and starts an affair.
Meanwhile...
She's playing someone unlikeable and has already made me laugh.
She's playing someone unlikeable and has already made me laugh.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Meanwhile...
She's playing someone unlikeable and has already made me laugh.
She's playing someone unlikeable and has already made me laugh.
NOBODY WANTS YOU!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
NOBODY WANTS YOU!!!
@DEATH YOU'RE GETTING WARMER!!!
KEEP GOING!
KEEP GOING!
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@DEATH YOU'RE GETTING WARMER!!!
KEEP GOING!
KEEP GOING!
Wait, I can't see what you're replying to? The post is blocked
November 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Wait, I can't see what you're replying to? The post is blocked
Meg looking at her like we look at Meg.
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Meg looking at her like we look at Meg.
BLUE. FUCKING. JAYS.
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
BLUE. FUCKING. JAYS.
If JD Vance and Erika Kirk do it on a couch, does that count as a threesome?
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If JD Vance and Erika Kirk do it on a couch, does that count as a threesome?
Wait. Got that backwards. She got hooked on oxy, heroin, and THEN turned to crack to come off heroin
She'll post silly things like this and then post a throwback pic of her mid addiction and how she's happy to still be here.
She'll post silly things like this and then post a throwback pic of her mid addiction and how she's happy to still be here.
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Wait. Got that backwards. She got hooked on oxy, heroin, and THEN turned to crack to come off heroin
She'll post silly things like this and then post a throwback pic of her mid addiction and how she's happy to still be here.
She'll post silly things like this and then post a throwback pic of her mid addiction and how she's happy to still be here.
All those moderate liberals who looked at George Floyd in this same position and tried to rationalize it...that gave them okay
They practiced on us, and they will now use it on you.
They practiced on us, and they will now use it on you.
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
All those moderate liberals who looked at George Floyd in this same position and tried to rationalize it...that gave them okay
They practiced on us, and they will now use it on you.
They practiced on us, and they will now use it on you.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THESE TWO MEN - ONE LOOKING LIKE A BURNT COCKROACH AND THE OTHER LOOKING LIKE A MELTED SOFT SERVE THAT FELL ON THE GROUND - NOT ONLY CONVINCED WOMEN TO MARRY THEM, BUT THEN CHEATED AND FOUND MORE WOMEN TO HAVE SEX? UNPROTECTED
October 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THESE TWO MEN - ONE LOOKING LIKE A BURNT COCKROACH AND THE OTHER LOOKING LIKE A MELTED SOFT SERVE THAT FELL ON THE GROUND - NOT ONLY CONVINCED WOMEN TO MARRY THEM, BUT THEN CHEATED AND FOUND MORE WOMEN TO HAVE SEX? UNPROTECTED
Just in case she deletes
October 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just in case she deletes
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS?!
October 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS?!
Dugout pep talks in 15th:
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Dugout pep talks in 15th:
590 Announcer:
HOW ABOUT FIFTEEN INNINGS?!
HOW ABOUT FIFTEEN INNINGS?!
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
590 Announcer:
HOW ABOUT FIFTEEN INNINGS?!
HOW ABOUT FIFTEEN INNINGS?!
The organist
October 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The organist
Me. A Toronto fan...
October 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Me. A Toronto fan...