@thisisrochelle.bsky.social
On here, I'm a writer. I write things. Off here, I'm a CEO (really)
I think too much and talk a lot of shit.
If I could be anyone it would be Morticia Addams
🎶Would you stay if she promised you heaven?🎶
I think too much and talk a lot of shit.
If I could be anyone it would be Morticia Addams
🎶Would you stay if she promised you heaven?🎶
Pinned
Eric Adams gave Sean Combs a key to the city.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI, AS SOON AS YOU TAKE OVER, YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!
ZOHRAN MAMDANI, AS SOON AS YOU TAKE OVER, YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!
December 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Eric Adams gave Sean Combs a key to the city.
ZOHRAN MAMDANI, AS SOON AS YOU TAKE OVER, YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!
ZOHRAN MAMDANI, AS SOON AS YOU TAKE OVER, YOU NEED TO CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!
Call Olivia Benson and the SWAT team. Anyone going to this needs to have their hard drives checked.
STARTING with the promoters. Because WHY?!
STARTING with the promoters. Because WHY?!
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Call Olivia Benson and the SWAT team. Anyone going to this needs to have their hard drives checked.
STARTING with the promoters. Because WHY?!
STARTING with the promoters. Because WHY?!
Police: did you see a man matching this description?
Me:
Me:
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Police: did you see a man matching this description?
Me:
Me:
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“Blood is thicker than water.”
The real quote is: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”
It means that the relationships you chose are more important than the ones formed by blood.
The real quote is: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”
It means that the relationships you chose are more important than the ones formed by blood.
15. What is a common saying or proverb that you believe is actually misleading or untrue?
February 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“Blood is thicker than water.”
The real quote is: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”
It means that the relationships you chose are more important than the ones formed by blood.
The real quote is: “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.”
It means that the relationships you chose are more important than the ones formed by blood.
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High on the Hog covers this. A great documentary series.
“After five years in Paris, Hemings brought his new skills back to the US and served as Jefferson's head chef at Monticello, as well as in New York and Philadelphia, until he was able to negotiate his own freedom in 1796.”
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
The enslaved man who popularised mac and cheese
The baked dish is one of the US's most popular foods, but its rise can likely be traced back to an enslaved Black chef who worked for Thomas Jefferson.
www.bbc.com
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
High on the Hog covers this. A great documentary series.
Turn it down.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Turn it down.
Turn it off.
Turn it off.
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“After five years in Paris, Hemings brought his new skills back to the US and served as Jefferson's head chef at Monticello, as well as in New York and Philadelphia, until he was able to negotiate his own freedom in 1796.”
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
The enslaved man who popularised mac and cheese
The baked dish is one of the US's most popular foods, but its rise can likely be traced back to an enslaved Black chef who worked for Thomas Jefferson.
www.bbc.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“After five years in Paris, Hemings brought his new skills back to the US and served as Jefferson's head chef at Monticello, as well as in New York and Philadelphia, until he was able to negotiate his own freedom in 1796.”
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
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No is healing. Telling you what I KNOW.
Saying “no” is a form of self-care.
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
No is healing. Telling you what I KNOW.
The way I want this to happen to me (by the right man of course)
Me to someone’s black, thick ass, wealthy, mother/daughter after the 4th old fashioned…
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The way I want this to happen to me (by the right man of course)
(I'm Canadian)
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
(I'm Canadian)
Introduce yourself as a black tv character
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Introduce yourself as a black tv character
I bet Russell has two Thanksgivings. One for people like this dude (and the cameras) and a real one. I bet this guy got served stuffing instead of dressing because the Wilsons don't really fuck with him like that.
What I wanna know is: why wasn't he with HIS family?
What I wanna know is: why wasn't he with HIS family?
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I bet Russell has two Thanksgivings. One for people like this dude (and the cameras) and a real one. I bet this guy got served stuffing instead of dressing because the Wilsons don't really fuck with him like that.
What I wanna know is: why wasn't he with HIS family?
What I wanna know is: why wasn't he with HIS family?
Chefette
IYKYK
IYKYK
11. Popeyes or KFC?
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Chefette
IYKYK
IYKYK
Ever? That's hard. But most recently:
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Ever? That's hard. But most recently:
Any song off this album.
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Any song off this album.
How to start a fire.
8. What is a skill that everyone should learn?
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
How to start a fire.
Honesty
7. What is the most important thing to you in a relationship?
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Honesty
Stillness
6. What is the most beautiful feeling in the world?
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Stillness
People who want to be the "nice" one. The one who wants to get along with everyone.
5. What is something most people consider a green flag that is actually a red flag?
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
People who want to be the "nice" one. The one who wants to get along with everyone.
The Whistle Song. Frankie Knuckles.
An instrumental song released in a genre that was looked down upon by the mainstream. A genre that relied on big vocals, but this classic had no lyrics.
An instrumental song released in a genre that was looked down upon by the mainstream. A genre that relied on big vocals, but this classic had no lyrics.
4. What song is a musical masterpiece but will never be recognized as such because of the stigmatized genre?
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The Whistle Song. Frankie Knuckles.
An instrumental song released in a genre that was looked down upon by the mainstream. A genre that relied on big vocals, but this classic had no lyrics.
An instrumental song released in a genre that was looked down upon by the mainstream. A genre that relied on big vocals, but this classic had no lyrics.
"shut up"
Or anything about their looks
Or anything about their looks
2. What shouldn't be said to kids?
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
"shut up"
Or anything about their looks
Or anything about their looks
Sarah Silverman
I see a lot of Amy Schumer in the quotes, but if it weren't for Silverman, Schumer wouldn't have had a chance.
I see a lot of Amy Schumer in the quotes, but if it weren't for Silverman, Schumer wouldn't have had a chance.
1. Who is the worst comedian to ever make it big?
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Sarah Silverman
I see a lot of Amy Schumer in the quotes, but if it weren't for Silverman, Schumer wouldn't have had a chance.
I see a lot of Amy Schumer in the quotes, but if it weren't for Silverman, Schumer wouldn't have had a chance.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Prince
Beyonce
Kendrick Lamar
Janet Jackson
Fleetwood Mac
Prince
Beyonce
Kendrick Lamar
Janet Jackson
Fleetwood Mac
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Beyoncé/Jay Z
Jeezy
Bobby Valentino
OutKast
Earth, Wind & Fire
Beyoncé/Jay Z
Jeezy
Bobby Valentino
OutKast
Earth, Wind & Fire
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Beyoncé
Megan Thee Stallion
Usher
Fabo
Young Dro
Beyoncé
Megan Thee Stallion
Usher
Fabo
Young Dro
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:
Prince
Beyonce
Kendrick Lamar
Janet Jackson
Fleetwood Mac
Prince
Beyonce
Kendrick Lamar
Janet Jackson
Fleetwood Mac
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Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
bit.ly
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Remember the recent middle-of-the-night apartment building raid where children were dragged outside naked & zip-tied in the street while black & Latino residents were _sorted by race_ and piled into separate vans while their apartments were ransacked & robbed? That raid? So it resulted in 0 arrests.