Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈
@thisismarkslife.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 M. 54. Cat Dad. Shop Girl. Loud laugher. Car Chanteuse. Neurosparkly.
I'm the guy at the back of a dusty shelf that no one picks up.
Hopeful No Hoper. Always have the TV volume on an odd number!
Manchester UK.
I'm the guy at the back of a dusty shelf that no one picks up.
Hopeful No Hoper. Always have the TV volume on an odd number!
Manchester UK.
Pinned
Switched on the TV and the first thing I heard was a woman on Granada Reports saying "Ketamine Cystitis".
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Switched on the TV and the first thing I heard was a woman on Granada Reports saying "Ketamine Cystitis".
I think I can safely say that the vast majority of you are strangers!
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately.
December 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I think I can safely say that the vast majority of you are strangers!
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately.
Been up The IKEA.
I kinda love these table lamps but, being of a certain age, I can't help but think of Fred the Homepride man.
I kinda love these table lamps but, being of a certain age, I can't help but think of Fred the Homepride man.
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Been up The IKEA.
I kinda love these table lamps but, being of a certain age, I can't help but think of Fred the Homepride man.
I kinda love these table lamps but, being of a certain age, I can't help but think of Fred the Homepride man.
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A month after Peter died I discovered he was still logged in to the Twitter account of a company that fired him the year before... So I posted some home truths about the management.
Did it for about 6 weeks.
Did it for about 6 weeks.
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A month after Peter died I discovered he was still logged in to the Twitter account of a company that fired him the year before... So I posted some home truths about the management.
Did it for about 6 weeks.
Did it for about 6 weeks.
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Is it Christmas yet??!
Not until....
Not until....
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Is it Christmas yet??!
Not until....
Not until....
Truly terrible Christmas card on sale up The Maxx that only really works if you're old enough to remember an electrical store that went bust 13 years ago.
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Truly terrible Christmas card on sale up The Maxx that only really works if you're old enough to remember an electrical store that went bust 13 years ago.
A snooker table has 4 fucking pockets!!!
#Mastermind
#Mastermind
a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A snooker table has 4 fucking pockets!!!
#Mastermind
#Mastermind
I know fuck all about any of the specialist subjects on #Mastermind.
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I know fuck all about any of the specialist subjects on #Mastermind.
Outer customer service: "Not a problem. Have a nice day! 😃"
Inner customer service:
Inner customer service:
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Outer customer service: "Not a problem. Have a nice day! 😃"
Inner customer service:
Inner customer service:
OMFG!!
Found out that the bitch manager that I had a massive row with (who doesn't actually work at my store anymore) got stuck in our goods lift for 2 hours last night and had a massive panic attack!!!
But I'm not laughing!!!
Found out that the bitch manager that I had a massive row with (who doesn't actually work at my store anymore) got stuck in our goods lift for 2 hours last night and had a massive panic attack!!!
But I'm not laughing!!!
two women are sitting next to each other on a couch laughing and pointing at something .
ALT: two women are sitting next to each other on a couch laughing and pointing at something .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
OMFG!!
Found out that the bitch manager that I had a massive row with (who doesn't actually work at my store anymore) got stuck in our goods lift for 2 hours last night and had a massive panic attack!!!
But I'm not laughing!!!
Found out that the bitch manager that I had a massive row with (who doesn't actually work at my store anymore) got stuck in our goods lift for 2 hours last night and had a massive panic attack!!!
But I'm not laughing!!!
This tram reeks of Germolene!!!
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This tram reeks of Germolene!!!
Careful what you wish for!
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Careful what you wish for!
I still haven't got my dragon!!
#SantasWishList
#SantasWishList
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I still haven't got my dragon!!
#SantasWishList
#SantasWishList
How to 'look after' your Evri driver.
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
How to 'look after' your Evri driver.
It's December 1st & that means it's time for my favourite Christmas news story.
It's a classic & it never fails to make me laugh!
Anytime you think you may be stupid remember it took this woman 11 days to work out the mistake!
metro.co.uk/2018/12/21/m...
It's a classic & it never fails to make me laugh!
Anytime you think you may be stupid remember it took this woman 11 days to work out the mistake!
metro.co.uk/2018/12/21/m...
Mum realises daughter’s advent calendar is meant for cats far too late
Her daughter didn't enjoy the bite size pieces of catnip.
metro.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It's December 1st & that means it's time for my favourite Christmas news story.
It's a classic & it never fails to make me laugh!
Anytime you think you may be stupid remember it took this woman 11 days to work out the mistake!
metro.co.uk/2018/12/21/m...
It's a classic & it never fails to make me laugh!
Anytime you think you may be stupid remember it took this woman 11 days to work out the mistake!
metro.co.uk/2018/12/21/m...
Happy Saint Andrew's Day if you are Scottish and/or your name is Andrew.
Please stand for the singing of the Scottish National Anthem.
#StAndrewsDay
Please stand for the singing of the Scottish National Anthem.
#StAndrewsDay
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Happy Saint Andrew's Day if you are Scottish and/or your name is Andrew.
Please stand for the singing of the Scottish National Anthem.
#StAndrewsDay
Please stand for the singing of the Scottish National Anthem.
#StAndrewsDay
Hello Evri!
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hello Evri!
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
Beginning of the week Vs end of the week.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Beginning of the week Vs end of the week.
Happy Thanksgiving America!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Happy Thanksgiving America!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!