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@thisismarkslife.bsky.social
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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ M. 54. Cat Dad. Shop Girl. Loud laugher. Car Chanteuse. Neurosparkly. I'm the guy at the back of a dusty shelf that no one picks up. Hopeful No Hoper. Always have the TV volume on an odd number! Manchester UK.
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At this point I think I'm more likely to be held hostage than romantically!!
Nick Berry at Number 1!!
Straight people have a lot to answer for!!!
#TOTP
What kind of twat went into Woolies to squander their ยฃ1.50 on the #TOTP theme tune??
I wonder if Marti Webb would still have sung it if the Howard's Way theme song had been about twatting about on yachts.
#TOTP
"But you just stand behind me, with a tv and a keyboard that someone has leant you"

Pet Shop Boys #TOTP
I wonder if people in the 70s would learn all the Legs & Co dance moves to do up Rotters on the Saturday!
#TOTP
Yeah I would've chosen them too.
Just because they're annoying!
#CelebrityTraitors
Do the others not get suspicious when they never see the same people (the traitors) get into a car at the end of the night??
#CelebrityTraitors
Some of my co-workers are so fucking useless they wouldn't even burn well enough to roast a marshfuckingmallow!
Think I might take part in Secret Santa at work this year!!
Today In Gay History: October 14th 1977 Gay Activist Pies Anita Bryant In the Face!!!
Them: How was your day?

Me: I'm going home to put on my jammies and watch back to back serial killer documentaries to calm down.
Have a guess!!
Probably wise because I'm sure you have a particular twatty kid in your class that you know is going to ask!
But would you have ever considered checking if he hadn't said it?
I think "I want to check how many people die in Hamlet" is the most Stephen Fry thing that I person could say out loud!
#CelebrityTraitors