Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈
@thisismarkslife.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 M. 54. Cat Dad. Shop Girl. Loud laugher. Car Chanteuse. Neurosparkly.
I'm the guy at the back of a dusty shelf that no one picks up.
Hopeful No Hoper. Always have the TV volume on an odd number!
Manchester UK.
I'm the guy at the back of a dusty shelf that no one picks up.
Hopeful No Hoper. Always have the TV volume on an odd number!
Manchester UK.
Pinned
Is it Christmas yet??!
Not until....
Not until....
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Is it Christmas yet??!
Not until....
Not until....
Truly terrible Christmas card on sale up The Maxx that only really works if you're old enough to remember an electrical store that went bust 13 years ago.
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Truly terrible Christmas card on sale up The Maxx that only really works if you're old enough to remember an electrical store that went bust 13 years ago.
A snooker table has 4 fucking pockets!!!
#Mastermind
#Mastermind
a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A snooker table has 4 fucking pockets!!!
#Mastermind
#Mastermind
I know fuck all about any of the specialist subjects on #Mastermind.
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I know fuck all about any of the specialist subjects on #Mastermind.
Outer customer service: "Not a problem. Have a nice day! 😃"
Inner customer service:
Inner customer service:
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Outer customer service: "Not a problem. Have a nice day! 😃"
Inner customer service:
Inner customer service:
OMFG!!
Found out that the bitch manager that I had a massive row with (who doesn't actually work at my store anymore) got stuck in our goods lift for 2 hours last night and had a massive panic attack!!!
But I'm not laughing!!!
Found out that the bitch manager that I had a massive row with (who doesn't actually work at my store anymore) got stuck in our goods lift for 2 hours last night and had a massive panic attack!!!
But I'm not laughing!!!
two women are sitting next to each other on a couch laughing and pointing at something .
ALT: two women are sitting next to each other on a couch laughing and pointing at something .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
OMFG!!
Found out that the bitch manager that I had a massive row with (who doesn't actually work at my store anymore) got stuck in our goods lift for 2 hours last night and had a massive panic attack!!!
But I'm not laughing!!!
Found out that the bitch manager that I had a massive row with (who doesn't actually work at my store anymore) got stuck in our goods lift for 2 hours last night and had a massive panic attack!!!
But I'm not laughing!!!
This tram reeks of Germolene!!!
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This tram reeks of Germolene!!!
Careful what you wish for!
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Careful what you wish for!
I still haven't got my dragon!!
#SantasWishList
#SantasWishList
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I still haven't got my dragon!!
#SantasWishList
#SantasWishList
How to 'look after' your Evri driver.
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
How to 'look after' your Evri driver.
It's December 1st & that means it's time for my favourite Christmas news story.
It's a classic & it never fails to make me laugh!
Anytime you think you may be stupid remember it took this woman 11 days to work out the mistake!
metro.co.uk/2018/12/21/m...
It's a classic & it never fails to make me laugh!
Anytime you think you may be stupid remember it took this woman 11 days to work out the mistake!
metro.co.uk/2018/12/21/m...
Mum realises daughter’s advent calendar is meant for cats far too late
Her daughter didn't enjoy the bite size pieces of catnip.
metro.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It's December 1st & that means it's time for my favourite Christmas news story.
It's a classic & it never fails to make me laugh!
Anytime you think you may be stupid remember it took this woman 11 days to work out the mistake!
metro.co.uk/2018/12/21/m...
It's a classic & it never fails to make me laugh!
Anytime you think you may be stupid remember it took this woman 11 days to work out the mistake!
metro.co.uk/2018/12/21/m...
Happy Saint Andrew's Day if you are Scottish and/or your name is Andrew.
Please stand for the singing of the Scottish National Anthem.
#StAndrewsDay
Please stand for the singing of the Scottish National Anthem.
#StAndrewsDay
November 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Happy Saint Andrew's Day if you are Scottish and/or your name is Andrew.
Please stand for the singing of the Scottish National Anthem.
#StAndrewsDay
Please stand for the singing of the Scottish National Anthem.
#StAndrewsDay
Hello Evri!
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hello Evri!
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
Thank you for the lovely 'proof of delivery' photo but it would be more helpful if, rather than sending a photo of your courier holding my parcel, you sent a photo of the cunt you handed the fucking thing to!!!
Kisses.
Beginning of the week Vs end of the week.
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Beginning of the week Vs end of the week.
Happy Thanksgiving America!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Happy Thanksgiving America!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!
Unless, of course, you voted for the Tangerine Turd. In which case I hope your turkey doesn't cook fully & you spend the day shitting yourself inside out!!
When I was talking about this sketch with someone & the 'shuffles half a pound of coke up her nose but don't put sugar in her tea' line I couldn't find the video anywhere...
Today the video pops up on Instagram and I can't for the life of me remember who the fuck I was talking about it with!!!
Today the video pops up on Instagram and I can't for the life of me remember who the fuck I was talking about it with!!!
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
When I was talking about this sketch with someone & the 'shuffles half a pound of coke up her nose but don't put sugar in her tea' line I couldn't find the video anywhere...
Today the video pops up on Instagram and I can't for the life of me remember who the fuck I was talking about it with!!!
Today the video pops up on Instagram and I can't for the life of me remember who the fuck I was talking about it with!!!
Somebody rearranged the Manchester sign in Piccalilli Gardens.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Somebody rearranged the Manchester sign in Piccalilli Gardens.
🎵🎶🎵Cold is the colour of crystal the snowlight that falls from the heavenly skies
Catch me and let me dive under for I want to swim in the pools of your eyes! 🎶🎵🎶
Catch me and let me dive under for I want to swim in the pools of your eyes! 🎶🎵🎶
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
🎵🎶🎵Cold is the colour of crystal the snowlight that falls from the heavenly skies
Catch me and let me dive under for I want to swim in the pools of your eyes! 🎶🎵🎶
Catch me and let me dive under for I want to swim in the pools of your eyes! 🎶🎵🎶
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
That's got to be Gillian McKeith!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That's got to be Gillian McKeith!!
Reposted by Maaaaaaarrk!!!!🏳️🌈
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?
Thought about booking a ticket for Matteo Lane at the Opera House in April.
Saw how much & I thought afuckinggain!!
Saw how much & I thought afuckinggain!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Thought about booking a ticket for Matteo Lane at the Opera House in April.
Saw how much & I thought afuckinggain!!
Saw how much & I thought afuckinggain!!