Elbee
@thisiselbee.bsky.social
the bullpen is 💔 in all leagues, even hockey; under this name at many participating locations.
Screaming about Baseball (SFG) and Race Cars (IndyCar, F1) with special guest stars San Jose Sharks.
Screaming about Baseball (SFG) and Race Cars (IndyCar, F1) with special guest stars San Jose Sharks.
Started my taxes and they want a hundred more dollars. Okay dude.
February 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Started my taxes and they want a hundred more dollars. Okay dude.
Area dog tried to eat peanut he found on the ground. He famously cannot eat peanuts, they make him sick for days until he throws it up. So guess who had to go down his throat to prevent him from his fate?
January 24, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Area dog tried to eat peanut he found on the ground. He famously cannot eat peanuts, they make him sick for days until he throws it up. So guess who had to go down his throat to prevent him from his fate?
I am being protected by a cuddle bug.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I am being protected by a cuddle bug.
In summary:
a white cat is looking at the camera with a blurry background .
Alt: a white cat is looking at the camera with a blurry background .
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January 24, 2026 at 5:19 PM
In summary:
I have a mild cold that won’t leave. Lingering is almost worst.
January 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I have a mild cold that won’t leave. Lingering is almost worst.
I ate some marshmallows so now my tummy is upset.
January 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I ate some marshmallows so now my tummy is upset.
My face hurts so bad, I’m ready to be done with this head cold. It kept me awake last night and now I’m grouchy.
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
My face hurts so bad, I’m ready to be done with this head cold. It kept me awake last night and now I’m grouchy.
It’s midnight and I just woke up to this.
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 AM
It’s midnight and I just woke up to this.
This cold won’t leave me. It’s held on for a week now. It’s more of a nuisance thought and thank god it’s not the flu.
January 2, 2026 at 12:46 AM
This cold won’t leave me. It’s held on for a week now. It’s more of a nuisance thought and thank god it’s not the flu.
@taylahtalksk.com I saw people posting that it’s 20 year anniversary of High School Musical
a red teletubbies character is standing in a grassy field with his arms outstretched .
Alt: a red teletubbies character is standing in a grassy field with his arms outstretched .
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January 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
@taylahtalksk.com I saw people posting that it’s 20 year anniversary of High School Musical
Copy editors, who needs ‘em?!
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Copy editors, who needs ‘em?!
Area dog reports 13th birthday.
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Area dog reports 13th birthday.
Did this happen again? Maybe I got really into reading Reddit.
I haven’t forgotten about you all - I just got really into SkyCards.
December 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Did this happen again? Maybe I got really into reading Reddit.
Reposted by Elbee
garbanzo24 ... please share your vision of BEANS with the masses
December 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
garbanzo24 ... please share your vision of BEANS with the masses
No power for me! The wind got me!
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
No power for me! The wind got me!
Why are the Sharks at 8pm? That feels late. Did baseball ruin me? Did I forget the ancient texts?
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Why are the Sharks at 8pm? That feels late. Did baseball ruin me? Did I forget the ancient texts?
Sunday scaries for the week ahead.
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sunday scaries for the week ahead.
Shaaaaaaarrrrrkkks.
a stuffed animal is wearing headphones and a green sweater .
ALT: a stuffed animal is wearing headphones and a green sweater .
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October 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Shaaaaaaarrrrrkkks.
I picked a perfect avocado at the grocery store for dinner tonight. I’ll never have a day like this again.
October 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I picked a perfect avocado at the grocery store for dinner tonight. I’ll never have a day like this again.
I haven’t forgotten about you all - I just got really into SkyCards.
September 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I haven’t forgotten about you all - I just got really into SkyCards.
That’s all folks. I can’t do it.
a cartoon of donald duck is laying in bed with his eyes closed
Alt: a cartoon of donald duck is laying in bed with his eyes closed
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September 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
That’s all folks. I can’t do it.