Elite Bleat Agent
@thiry.bsky.social
Thiry! ♑️. He/She/They. 🏳️🌈 and queer besides. 25 years of age. 🔞
Homeboy is just utterly lost in the sauce. Look at that. He’s got a feast.
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Homeboy is just utterly lost in the sauce. Look at that. He’s got a feast.
What if we kissed in the wienerschnitzel converted into a Vietnamese restaurant
February 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
What if we kissed in the wienerschnitzel converted into a Vietnamese restaurant
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Thiry came to the Bhyal floodplain to dabble in biomancy, but the ancient ruins of the Khel had even more to teach him.
Painting comm for @thiry.bsky.social! #furryart
Painting comm for @thiry.bsky.social! #furryart
February 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Thiry came to the Bhyal floodplain to dabble in biomancy, but the ancient ruins of the Khel had even more to teach him.
Painting comm for @thiry.bsky.social! #furryart
Painting comm for @thiry.bsky.social! #furryart
Celiac people after they make the mistake of eating a 1 pound payload of TNT.
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Celiac people after they make the mistake of eating a 1 pound payload of TNT.
I remembered to wear my jacket but not my shirt to work today
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I remembered to wear my jacket but not my shirt to work today
Today’s main encounter in D&D
A coffee colored Pomeranian piloting a roomba sized toy tank capable of traveling 80 MPH
A coffee colored Pomeranian piloting a roomba sized toy tank capable of traveling 80 MPH
February 6, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Today’s main encounter in D&D
A coffee colored Pomeranian piloting a roomba sized toy tank capable of traveling 80 MPH
A coffee colored Pomeranian piloting a roomba sized toy tank capable of traveling 80 MPH
Anybody ever been in a jazz band/jazz troupe? I’m looking to write a short story about such a band and I feel like it’d be helpful to consult first hand experience.
February 5, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Anybody ever been in a jazz band/jazz troupe? I’m looking to write a short story about such a band and I feel like it’d be helpful to consult first hand experience.
Bro they’re exulting you in the reskeets.
They’re uttering hymns and excreting annointments unto thee in the replies
They’re uttering hymns and excreting annointments unto thee in the replies
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Bro they’re exulting you in the reskeets.
They’re uttering hymns and excreting annointments unto thee in the replies
They’re uttering hymns and excreting annointments unto thee in the replies
Captain haddock type expletives
February 3, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Captain haddock type expletives
Me in a dfeam.Having lunch with A group with Frank zappa: “so lately ive been reading a lot of Robert e Howard. Ever hear of lukull of Atlantis?
Zappa: lol ok, no doubt you exist in some spectrum between cool and totally nerdy but right now you’re leaning way too hard on the nerdy side
Zappa: lol ok, no doubt you exist in some spectrum between cool and totally nerdy but right now you’re leaning way too hard on the nerdy side
January 24, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Me in a dfeam.Having lunch with A group with Frank zappa: “so lately ive been reading a lot of Robert e Howard. Ever hear of lukull of Atlantis?
Zappa: lol ok, no doubt you exist in some spectrum between cool and totally nerdy but right now you’re leaning way too hard on the nerdy side
Zappa: lol ok, no doubt you exist in some spectrum between cool and totally nerdy but right now you’re leaning way too hard on the nerdy side
Self serious cold-war/dieselpunk themed fantasy setting about James-bond esque spycraft and intrigue.
There are humans, but inexplicably, all non-human species are cartoonish looking muppet creatures.
There are humans, but inexplicably, all non-human species are cartoonish looking muppet creatures.
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Self serious cold-war/dieselpunk themed fantasy setting about James-bond esque spycraft and intrigue.
There are humans, but inexplicably, all non-human species are cartoonish looking muppet creatures.
There are humans, but inexplicably, all non-human species are cartoonish looking muppet creatures.
And I say
Anyone ‘round here
Gay
*intense rave music*
And he beats me
With a frying pan
Without a handle
Anyone ‘round here
Gay
*intense rave music*
And he beats me
With a frying pan
Without a handle
January 20, 2026 at 9:05 PM
And I say
Anyone ‘round here
Gay
*intense rave music*
And he beats me
With a frying pan
Without a handle
Anyone ‘round here
Gay
*intense rave music*
And he beats me
With a frying pan
Without a handle
Crazy how at 3 out of the last 4 furry conventions I’ve attended I’ve managed to badly damage my glasses
January 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Crazy how at 3 out of the last 4 furry conventions I’ve attended I’ve managed to badly damage my glasses
At the con:
Remember the 6 2 1 rule
6 shower
2 minute sleep
1 rice granule for food
Remember the 6 2 1 rule
6 shower
2 minute sleep
1 rice granule for food
January 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
At the con:
Remember the 6 2 1 rule
6 shower
2 minute sleep
1 rice granule for food
Remember the 6 2 1 rule
6 shower
2 minute sleep
1 rice granule for food
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Who wants to jout my brout
January 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Who wants to jout my brout
You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
January 10, 2026 at 7:01 AM
You’re telling me a crab ran this goon?
Dating a baddie and they said that if they were a 5th century era Germanic tribe they’d be a Lombard.
Chat I think I have to cut things off.
Chat I think I have to cut things off.
January 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Dating a baddie and they said that if they were a 5th century era Germanic tribe they’d be a Lombard.
Chat I think I have to cut things off.
Chat I think I have to cut things off.
Was watching kingdom hearts lore with a buddy last night and like
It is insane to me that it is essentially someone’s incredibly messy, garden variety juvenile crossover fanfiction given the form of a triple A video game.
I mean this as a compliment btw
It is insane to me that it is essentially someone’s incredibly messy, garden variety juvenile crossover fanfiction given the form of a triple A video game.
I mean this as a compliment btw
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Was watching kingdom hearts lore with a buddy last night and like
It is insane to me that it is essentially someone’s incredibly messy, garden variety juvenile crossover fanfiction given the form of a triple A video game.
I mean this as a compliment btw
It is insane to me that it is essentially someone’s incredibly messy, garden variety juvenile crossover fanfiction given the form of a triple A video game.
I mean this as a compliment btw
Review of accomplishments for 2025:
1. Finished writing a bunch of lore for my fantasy setting
2. Wrote 7 (and maybe the 8th) short story set in said fantasy world
3. Beat Civ 4 on deity
4. Got to platinum in league
5. Visited Southeast Asia
Not bad.
1. Finished writing a bunch of lore for my fantasy setting
2. Wrote 7 (and maybe the 8th) short story set in said fantasy world
3. Beat Civ 4 on deity
4. Got to platinum in league
5. Visited Southeast Asia
Not bad.
December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Review of accomplishments for 2025:
1. Finished writing a bunch of lore for my fantasy setting
2. Wrote 7 (and maybe the 8th) short story set in said fantasy world
3. Beat Civ 4 on deity
4. Got to platinum in league
5. Visited Southeast Asia
Not bad.
1. Finished writing a bunch of lore for my fantasy setting
2. Wrote 7 (and maybe the 8th) short story set in said fantasy world
3. Beat Civ 4 on deity
4. Got to platinum in league
5. Visited Southeast Asia
Not bad.
She Rub on my In till I report
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
She Rub on my In till I report
These sorts of rhyming questions come to me like there’s a custom made muse that serves only me so I’m going to make a big thread of them
Would you rather the project be limited in scope or be limited in soap?
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
These sorts of rhyming questions come to me like there’s a custom made muse that serves only me so I’m going to make a big thread of them
What do you call this thing?
Wrong answers only
Wrong answers only
December 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What do you call this thing?
Wrong answers only
Wrong answers only