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@thiry.bsky.social

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Thiry! ♑️. He/She/They. 🏳️‍🌈 and queer besides. 25 years of age. 🔞

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Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 4h

No son Gohan don’t go into the pipi room

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 15h

Writing a magical school YA story where a plot point is that there’s an enormous drinking problem on campus.

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Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 15h

Background music:

youtu.be/IdMcjN3jZBA?...

Civilization VI - Shen Khar Venakhi & Tsaiqvanes Tamar Kali (Georgian Soundtrack)

YouTube video by Burbega

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Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 1d

Would you rather keep secrets or secretions

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 2d

Hut hut hut

What’s up?

Traaansgender Pizza Hut.

Transgender Pizza Hut 🎶

Let’s keep saying thaaat

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks I hate it

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 2d

Squounts

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 2d

This is a fatfur comic premise

onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

this subreddit is insane i’m obsessed

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Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 3d

Devoutly Greek Orthodox Babyfur

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 3d

I specifically asked to play riichii mahjong with some friends tonight

And I tried to steal a hand with one of the easy yaku’s without realizing they were invalid TWICE

I want to crawl into a hole

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 4d

Gay mortal kombat be like:

“To defeat Shao Khan

You will have to do more than not get your dick sucked

You will have to suck his dick.”

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 4d

I’m all ears

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 4d

Would you rather serve cunt or serve bunt

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Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 5d

MY ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE:

8 HAND BODDHISATTVA BASEBALL NIRVANA

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Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 5d

200 years in the future after America Balkanizes there’s gonna be an entire meal that’s just elevated snack spreads you serve at parties like potato chips and shit

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 6d

Bob

There’s shrimp on sale at the next exit

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 6d

And

The Graphics

That’s really what it’s all about

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 6d

Swag Jerry Rice

I think I’m Jerry Rice

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Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 7d

Almost bought opera tickets twice today because the website doesn’t send you an email when you purchase the tickets.

They send them to you 2 days before the performance

:B/

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 10d

This is correct burger

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 10d

Panda stuff

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 10d

Is there a name for someone who’s a weeaboo but for Brazil specifically?

A BReeaboo!?

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Victoria Maderna @victoriamaderna.com · 12d

Hey there #kidlitartpostcard! 🍂

I'm Victoria, an Argentinian illustrator based in France, and I love autumn and painting nature and animals. Looking for new projects (PB, MG, covers & +)!

🖥️ victoriamaderna.com
✉️ [email protected]

Painting of a boar in a sweater with a mushroom basket, holding and smelling a mushroom. Text underneath says: Victoria Maderna - hi@victoriamaderna.com - victoriamaderna.com

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Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 12d

These days I’m feeling a lot like an IPad baby in the body of a 25 year old

Elite Bleat Agent @thiry.bsky.social · 13d

On Folsom I had an entirely tube based diet.

I ate pickles, a corn dog, and then bratwurst for dinner

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