Al
thirtyt.bsky.social
Al
@thirtyt.bsky.social
My pronouns are Jessica/Fletcher
Cool and clear
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Started this last night, good so far two episodes in
December 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
It is brass monkeys this morning but off into London I go
December 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I've optimistically put the washing machine on. Chances are the washing will still be in there when I wake up on the sofa in the middle of the night
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It's that time of year where, as I've lived here for over 7 years now, I open and display any Christmas cards that arrive addressed to former residents
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star (Wars or Trek), LOTR or Marvel.
a woman in a blue dress sits on a counter next to a washing machine
ALT: a woman in a blue dress sits on a counter next to a washing machine
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Rewind 30-something years and my Sunday night would end with Hale & Pace hopefully with a glimpse of dad bod
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A muddy looking Thames at Staines this morning
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I'm seeing post from people out clubbing, I've just got into bed with a mince pie and cup of tea after spending a couple of hours looking at January's productivity estimates ready for Monday 😟
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Heated throw up to heat level 4 tonight 🥶
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Having a coffee whilst waiting for the car to charge. I was living an EV owner's life for years without realising it
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A Saturday morning bath? Can't remember the last time I had one of those
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Why are we awake at 5.30am on a Saturday?
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
What to have with my banana fritters? 🤷🏼
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I made a delicious cheese and broccoli omelette even if I say so myself
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This hotel room may be small but it still has a cuck chair
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
In a twin room on the 16th floor, have decided to sleep in the bed farthest from the window in case a plane crashes into the hotel
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Judging by the amount of coughing I was on the black death line up to Euston
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It's going to feel like -5°C by the time I get to Birmingham 😱
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What the fark is this shit? 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Reposted by Al
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Who's taking me to dinner in Birmingham tomorrow? 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I told people at work that I'm tired of seeing their marital bed in the background on Teams calls
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I've checked my work emails, booked my desk for the week, no dramas but still can't switch off. This is why I shouldn't go on holiday 😒
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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And then vomits live eels.
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM