It's simple, I'll just ally myself with a bunch of backstabbers so they'll stab everyone in the back for me. Then all I've gotta do is stab THEM in the back. They'll never see it coming. My power will last forever.

“People in MN had hand warmers!” you absolute fucking imbeciles

They definitely have no clue about studs.

Ice, poetically unaware of snow tires

You know this movie came out a couple of months ago and Jordan Peele didn't direct it?

I have a couple of smiting suggestions.

*unfurls scroll that hits floor, continues down the street and disappears into the horizon.

The notion that people born in the United States who can be drafted into the armed forces and imprisoned for federal crimes committed here aren’t “subject to the jurisdiction” of the United States is patently absurd.

I have no idea what this is about, but that made me lol.

I didn't know twink and tweak were interchangeable.

Is someone giving birth in the corner? What's going on here?