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the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must climb into the sky powered by nothing but chai and audacity!
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must climb into the sky powered by nothing but chai and audacity!
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
December 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must escape Earth riding a giant pigeon who owes me money!
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must escape Earth riding a giant pigeon who owes me money!
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
December 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
December 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
December 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
the world has ended. crabs with nuclear codes and trust issues rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
December 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must fade into the stars with a suitcase full of unread texts!
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
December 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must get abducted by aliens just to avoid replying to emails!
the world has ended. a crow mafia that demands shiny tributes rule the remaining humanity. I must disappear into orbit wearing flip-flops and a look of mild regret!
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
the world has ended. a crow mafia that demands shiny tributes rule the remaining humanity. I must disappear into orbit wearing flip-flops and a look of mild regret!
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
December 12, 2025 at 12:36 PM
the world has ended. cockroaches that rebranded as 'heritage insects' rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
December 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
the world has ended. a single goldfish with total recall rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
December 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
the world has ended. a single goldfish with total recall rule the remaining humanity. I must exit through the ceiling fan during a family argument!
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must climb into the sky powered by nothing but chai and audacity!
December 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must climb into the sky powered by nothing but chai and audacity!
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
the world has ended. a jury of squirrels judging us for climate change rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
December 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
the world has ended. a jury of squirrels judging us for climate change rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
the world has ended. a jury of squirrels judging us for climate change rule the remaining humanity. I must fly into space holding a resignation letter and a balloon shaped like my ex!
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
the world has ended. a jury of squirrels judging us for climate change rule the remaining humanity. I must fly into space holding a resignation letter and a balloon shaped like my ex!
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
December 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
December 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must drift off the planet on a broken umbrella whispering ‘it’s fine’!
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must drift off the planet on a broken umbrella whispering ‘it’s fine’!