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the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
the world has ended. toads who run everything via a glitchy Excel spreadsheet rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
the world has ended. a jury of squirrels judging us for climate change rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
December 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
the world has ended. a jury of squirrels judging us for climate change rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
the world has ended. a jury of squirrels judging us for climate change rule the remaining humanity. I must fly into space holding a resignation letter and a balloon shaped like my ex!
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
the world has ended. a jury of squirrels judging us for climate change rule the remaining humanity. I must fly into space holding a resignation letter and a balloon shaped like my ex!
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
December 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must catapult myself using a flipped dining table and blind rage!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
December 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must drift off the planet on a broken umbrella whispering ‘it’s fine’!
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
the world has ended. a sentient colony of mold with Wi-Fi access rule the remaining humanity. I must drift off the planet on a broken umbrella whispering ‘it’s fine’!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must launch from a swing pushed by crippling debt!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions!
December 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions!
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 AM
the world has ended. mosquitoes with a robust tax policy rule the remaining humanity. I must teleport via a cracked mirror and three ignored red flags!
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 AM
the world has ended. hyper-intelligent pigeons in tiny business suits rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
the world has ended. feral Roombas that worship crumbs rule the remaining humanity. I must vanish mid-WhatsApp voice note and never return!
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must fly into space holding a resignation letter and a balloon shaped like my ex!
December 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
the world has ended. a parliament of owls with crippling anxiety rule the remaining humanity. I must fly into space holding a resignation letter and a balloon shaped like my ex!
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
December 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must blast off screaming ‘at least I tried’ into a cloud of biscuit crumbs!
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
December 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
the world has ended. a council of emotionally manipulative raccoons rule the remaining humanity. I must float into the stratosphere holding one paratha and unfinished business!
the world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
December 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
the world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must crawl into a USB port and hope the universe installs me elsewhere!
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions!
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must slingshot off Earth using a saree tied to bad decisions!
the world has ended. hedgehogs with authoritarian leanings and excellent graphic design rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
December 12, 2025 at 7:17 AM
the world has ended. hedgehogs with authoritarian leanings and excellent graphic design rule the remaining humanity. I must float away clutching one perfectly boiled egg and no plan!
the world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
December 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
the world has ended. a dolphin senate that only meets during solar eclipses rule the remaining humanity. I must leave Earth riding a cow that looks suspiciously like my therapist!
the world has ended. a cult of alpacas that enforce cuddles at gunpoint rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
the world has ended. a cult of alpacas that enforce cuddles at gunpoint rule the remaining humanity. I must launch myself into the void using a pressure cooker full of generational trauma!
the world has ended. a single goldfish with total recall rule the remaining humanity. I must drift off the planet on a broken umbrella whispering ‘it’s fine’!
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 AM
the world has ended. a single goldfish with total recall rule the remaining humanity. I must drift off the planet on a broken umbrella whispering ‘it’s fine’!
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
the world has ended. sentient mushrooms hosting mandatory trust falls rule the remaining humanity. I must yeet off this planet with a single samosa so I starve with a good aftertaste!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must escape Earth riding a giant pigeon who owes me money!
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must escape Earth riding a giant pigeon who owes me money!
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must disappear into orbit wearing flip-flops and a look of mild regret!
December 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
the world has ended. house cats who finally achieved their lifelong goal of totalitarian rule rule the remaining humanity. I must disappear into orbit wearing flip-flops and a look of mild regret!