Between all the hot priest calendars and the consecrated knickknacks at the Vatican gift shop, Italy really kills it on the "Christmas presents for 100 year old grandmas" front

Your aunt's on medical ket your grandmother has a preferred brand of shroom chocolate just hit the gravity bong at the table and pass the gravy already

Bolsonaro in the hospital

The knife made from a whiskey barrel sounds kina nice tbh

kathy hochul gives her quickest checks to her strongest soldiers.

BlasphemyBot:

Sure, one of our movies set in the Marvel universe with a cast member from Game of Thrones may flop, but five? Well I’d like to see that happen

sometimes i think that this is all so over the top that a serious correction has no choice but to happen. and sometimes i think this is actually just the top of the slope we'll be sliding down for the rest of my life

Until you and your friends can cast haste and protect on each other while also focusing your inner strength