Keys
@theunfittingkey.bsky.social
I breathe! I sporadically indulge in altruistic contemplation too but nobody cares about that. (Any)
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For those keeping score at home:
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
For those keeping score at home:
Being autistic is wild because tell me why I got so offended at my mum pointing at a vitamin pill I'm going to take and crashing out over the hot chocolate powder being thrown away
#autistic #hotchocolate
#autistic #hotchocolate
February 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Being autistic is wild because tell me why I got so offended at my mum pointing at a vitamin pill I'm going to take and crashing out over the hot chocolate powder being thrown away
#autistic #hotchocolate
#autistic #hotchocolate
Is anyone using upscrolled? Can you explain what we're doing there? It's Palestinian owned and no billionaires in charge
January 28, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Is anyone using upscrolled? Can you explain what we're doing there? It's Palestinian owned and no billionaires in charge
Just had a terrifying moment of being unable to find my favourite spoon (there's only one). Found it in the sink. Makes you appreciate what you thought you lost more #autism
January 25, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Just had a terrifying moment of being unable to find my favourite spoon (there's only one). Found it in the sink. Makes you appreciate what you thought you lost more #autism
Sometimes, to find your way in this life, you just have to follow the twinks with coloured hair
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Sometimes, to find your way in this life, you just have to follow the twinks with coloured hair
Just spilt aftershave all over my hands, I'm a freak, a monster. I smell so good, yet it stings.
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Just spilt aftershave all over my hands, I'm a freak, a monster. I smell so good, yet it stings.
All my best status updates I just say to people and have to copy and paste them here when I realise it would have been better as a post 😩
January 20, 2026 at 8:39 AM
All my best status updates I just say to people and have to copy and paste them here when I realise it would have been better as a post 😩
Sick of AI silly slop. Nobody cares about high quality; low quality shitposting anymore.
January 20, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Sick of AI silly slop. Nobody cares about high quality; low quality shitposting anymore.
Can everyone else move their big toe on their own?
January 18, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Can everyone else move their big toe on their own?
Yeah pal, nice ragebait, not falling for it
The Tentacle Tango was full of ragebaiting by @theunfittingkey.bsky.social - WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY??
#skystreamer #twitch #steamgames
#skystreamer #twitch #steamgames
January 18, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Yeah pal, nice ragebait, not falling for it
Just been called Pierce without Troy from community. Might quit
January 15, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Just been called Pierce without Troy from community. Might quit
Blue blue sky. Green green grass. What's next? Absolute madness.
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Blue blue sky. Green green grass. What's next? Absolute madness.
I am eating curry AND rice
January 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I am eating curry AND rice
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Shamelessly plugging my new VODs channel! Watch my fail even when you miss a stream!! Starting with the Hollow Knight First Playthrough series!
www.youtube.com/@velsiraptor...
#youtube #vods #smallstreamer #hollowknight
www.youtube.com/@velsiraptor...
#youtube #vods #smallstreamer #hollowknight
January 10, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Shamelessly plugging my new VODs channel! Watch my fail even when you miss a stream!! Starting with the Hollow Knight First Playthrough series!
www.youtube.com/@velsiraptor...
#youtube #vods #smallstreamer #hollowknight
www.youtube.com/@velsiraptor...
#youtube #vods #smallstreamer #hollowknight
Why are owls up at night going "who who who". how how how about you shut the fuck up buddy
January 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Why are owls up at night going "who who who". how how how about you shut the fuck up buddy
Why are governments internationally acting like a fence-sitting streamer, who doesn't want to risk losing aura in their community and remains neutral when there is clearly a wrong side?
January 5, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Why are governments internationally acting like a fence-sitting streamer, who doesn't want to risk losing aura in their community and remains neutral when there is clearly a wrong side?
I am EXCITED and HUNGRY to announce, for the first time in the new timeline, I have a CONSISTENT SCHEDULE. Someone tell me they're proud 🥺 #twitch #schedule #smallstreamer
January 5, 2026 at 10:37 AM
I am EXCITED and HUNGRY to announce, for the first time in the new timeline, I have a CONSISTENT SCHEDULE. Someone tell me they're proud 🥺 #twitch #schedule #smallstreamer
sick, sick and twisted, so evil and sick. Now I'll never know who wanted to message me on bluesky and what they had to say to me
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 PM
sick, sick and twisted, so evil and sick. Now I'll never know who wanted to message me on bluesky and what they had to say to me
best part about bluesky is tiktok can't ban me here
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
best part about bluesky is tiktok can't ban me here
My fingers are really cold today, it could be- nay, it WOULD be a wise idea to put them in hot curry to reverse the chill effect the winter is having on them
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
My fingers are really cold today, it could be- nay, it WOULD be a wise idea to put them in hot curry to reverse the chill effect the winter is having on them
hello @pompyhq.bsky.social on bluesky
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
hello @pompyhq.bsky.social on bluesky
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(spoiler warning for Xenoblade Chronicles 3)
daily reminder to delete twitter xoxo
daily reminder to delete twitter xoxo
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
(spoiler warning for Xenoblade Chronicles 3)
daily reminder to delete twitter xoxo
daily reminder to delete twitter xoxo
My toes are cold, would anyone be interested in putting them in their nice warm mouths?
January 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
My toes are cold, would anyone be interested in putting them in their nice warm mouths?
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in case anyone who’s also left it was wondering how twitter is now
Elon's AI is now actively recommending a second Holocaust
July 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
in case anyone who’s also left it was wondering how twitter is now
July 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM