thetruerift.bsky.social
@thetruerift.bsky.social
All locals are delicacies.

#JustCannibalThings
August 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I appreciate your extremely accurate description of these images, Mr. Green.

:)
August 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Genuine question, at what point is the use of force in self-defence against the gestapo justified? Because we're at the concentration camps and secret police phase.
August 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My favourite is from Cheap Trick ->

"The WACS recruited old maid for the war
But mommy wasn't one of those
I've known her all these years"

Clearly that last line is something like "I knew she was a whore.."
July 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Anything but spending money on actual veteran care or services. That would be too much like *helping people*
July 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
fuckin' 84 hours per week? Holy shit, even the employees are being treated like slave labour
July 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I don't have enough crayons to explain to Joe that *the message* is economic policies that help people who have less money than him. "Moderate" dems don't give a shit about those people and are afraid of those policies.
July 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
You show this to you boss, who seems to think somehow the "populist right" is going to change their minds and pressure donny?
June 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Multi-Level marketing schemes and venture capital
June 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It turns out that as loudly as they bitch, billionaires *really* love living in big metropolitain cities that have culture and art and educated people.
June 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
In NYC that's actually possible. It has the highest concentration of billionaires in the world. Bank CEOs, Hedge Fund CEOs, etc.
June 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It is an unmitigated racket, because the airport corps can charge effectively unlimited rent for space, and there are huge security costs. And it's a captive market. Bastardos.
June 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Funny, one of the few things I like about winter is darkness at 3pm :D
June 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
So I'm absolutely on the opposite end of the seasonal-enjoying spectrum (summer good, winter shit) but I fully support your level of spite.
June 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
a friend of mine who has played in cover bands for years *hates* this song.

I am trying to write a 45 minute version which we will tie him down and force him to listen to. Just sharing the madness.
June 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If Fuji-san's innards are full of soup... and he is a volcano... that means Big Geology lied to us when they told us not to eat the magma!

#ReferencingAncientMemes
June 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM