nah some of that is just regular wet and some of it is goop wet there’s a definite distinction

and goopy. can’t forget goopy

brings a whole new meaning to city slicker

the one that erupted under the ocean?

build enough muscle your neck snaps itself

goodnite!!!

but this volcano isn’t underwater. was it a different volcano?

MarkDaniel’s has no idea what you’re talking about

I did have to delete the app like 6 times recently. I’m surprised I haven’t seen a single donger yet

I didn’t even get a warning wtf?

this Black Friday MarkDaniel’s would like to remind you that this hollowed day was first created as a way for small businesses to clear old stock at a discounted price to make room for next years hot new junk. then Big Corpo™️, MarkDaniel’s mortal enemy, got involved and made it about cheap crap

this is one of those occasions where they are definitely right. it still hurts Mark Tonite’s™️ feelings tho

MarkDaniel’s would like to introduce the newest member to the pantheon of marketable IP…

Mark Tonite™️!

he’s just some guy we found in Tucson with an abnormally large chin & forehead that we slapped some cool sunglasses & a suit on

WARNING: Mark Tonite™️ may cause cancer and reproductive harm