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TinCan
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me every morning when I wake up
A comic panel of a very distressed man in a green coat surrounded my smoke from men chiefin a bunch of big ol blunts around him. The speech bubble above him reads “1... NEED A MARIJUANA! I GOTTA HAVE A REEFER!!” with one of the men responding “TALK FIRST! START TALKING!”
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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with the power of nothing but mine own two hands I broke one of the jaws in half on my bench vice twisting the hub to unstuck this lug for my motorbike
A red bench vice with one jaw cracked in half exposing the grain of the steel and the the bolt that actuated the jaws A large aluminum hub with a mangled bolt and extractor bit protruding from it rests atop a red bench vice with one jaw cracked in half exposing the grain of the steel and the the bolt that actuated the jaws
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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the trick to doing your own motorbike maintenance at home is to be very fucking strong, kind of brave, and a little stupid
A red motor bike sits on top of a car rim and several pieces of wood with its rear wheel removed and an oil drip pan underneath.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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super cool and fun
A solid metal wheel hub with a snapped off lug bolt head resting on it while the rest of the bolt, mangled and jagged, protrudes from the hub A close up of a solid metal wheel hub with a snapped off lug bolt head resting on it while the rest of the bolt, mangled and jagged, protrudes from the hub
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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look at this fuckin mess I’ve got myself into
A red motor bike known as a “chuckus” (Chinese Honda ruckus) is suspended on a car rim and several pieces of wood. There are many tools and various parts strewn about. The bike has a sick ass new chunky tire on the back
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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show us your current vibe with something nearby
A beat up brass bowl full of WAY too many stumped out cigarette butts covered in a mound of ashes next to half full cold mug of coffee. Betwixt the two lays a red bic lighter
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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thats gonna be a no from me dawg
A giant Costco tub of Stonemill® KITCHENS CREAMY CRANBERRY JALAPEÑO Premium Dip The tub is clear plastic so as to show off the creaminess. It’s unsettlingly soft pink in color
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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hey poor kids our favorite snack went mainstream
Two boxes of “Ramen Crunch “ in original spicy. Small bricks of ramen with the powder seasoning already applied so you can just toss one in your mouth and crunch the fuck down on some dry ass ramen like you’re in the 5th grade again
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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so I’ve got some gifs if’n you need one for a special occasion

just look up TinCan Android
tenor An image of TinCan dancing with his big trash head Great job! Your latest share count milestone is 2000
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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given that we usually designate jerkies by what meat they are this label is fucked up
A bag of ORGANIC Dog Jerky ...CHICKEN•• (meat)
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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have you ever been compelled to eat popcorn with milk? good news!
A bag of NO ADDED SUGAR OR SALT ORGANIC PUFFED CORN CEREAL
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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these are the 4 types of guy online. no exceptions
The four hobbits Sam, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin stand with weapons at the ready. They are wearing many vestments and each a cloak. They look concerned as though combat is imminent
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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this cat has committed war crimes
A funny illustration of a tabby cat wearing an orange collar. The face of the cat is unsettlingly simplistic with just two dots for eyes and a single line “W” swoop style mouth in a devious smile
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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“Mister, you just assured me that I could speak. Look, I'm under what? Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. Have a look at the headlock here, see that chap over there? he- GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! This is the bloke who got me on the penis people. Why did you do this to me, for what reason, what is the charge? eating a meal? a succulent chinese meal. Oh, that's a nice headlock sir, oh, ah yes, I see that you know your judo well. Good one. And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis? How dare - get your hands off me! Tata, and farewell.” in the Zohran Mamdani campaign font
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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ok one more
FUCK ICE in the Zohran Mamdani campaign font
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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where death and decay lingers new heartier life takes root
An incredibly dead potted plant has been rustled out of the way and a slender cactus had been placed in the soil. The cactus is suspiciously shaped like a dong and balls
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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BIG NATURALS in the Zohran Mamdani campaign font
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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BUTT CHEEKS in the Zohran Mamdani campaign font
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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“ALF HOG FOR NEW YORK CITY ” in the Zohran Mamdani campaign font
November 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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“MUSTARD & ONIONS” in the Zohran Mamdani campaign font
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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“FUCKAAS Bitch” in the Zohran Mamdani campaign font
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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“ASS & TITTIES” in the Zohran Mamdani campaign font
November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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sometimes you just gotta add the word punch to something
A rectangular strip of cardboard with the word “UP” with arrows pointing towards the top of the strip in red ink. Over the red arrows in white the word “PUNCH” has been stenciled
November 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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back on my bullshit
A delicious looking bowl of mushroom soup rests on a plate next to some expertly grilled cheeses on sourdough. Some delicately sautéed shiitake mushrooms lay on top of the soup in the bowl. In the top left corner there is an adorable tortie calico kitty looking right at the camera with her big green eyes
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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celebrating today’s verdict
A very handsome hand holds a half eaten half of a turkey pesto sandwich over the other half of the turkey pesto sandwich
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM