Tate 🦕
@thetate.bsky.social
31 He/Him. CO-NC (Durham). Analytical Biochemist. Colorado Sports (and Canes Hockey). Paleontology enthusiast. 🇵🇸 This is not a professional account
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Tate 🦕
@thetate.bsky.social
· Nov 9
I don't make pipette mistakes
Having a MVP trophy for a regular season game that two teams have more changes than any other to win
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Having a MVP trophy for a regular season game that two teams have more changes than any other to win
Damn they got FOTC in an apple commercial
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Damn they got FOTC in an apple commercial
"you gotta catch that one" but like fr
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"you gotta catch that one" but like fr
Cowboys disappointing as is their nature
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Cowboys disappointing as is their nature
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Eminem and Jack White performing together! The closest we have come to this moment is when Jimmy Fallon did a dual parody of "Without Me" and "Fell in Love with a Girl" at the 2002 VMAs
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Eminem and Jack White performing together! The closest we have come to this moment is when Jimmy Fallon did a dual parody of "Without Me" and "Fell in Love with a Girl" at the 2002 VMAs
We need to freeze Tom Brady and shoot him off into space so that future generations can deal with his ass, like Khan in Star Trek. Get him out of my face
November 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
We need to freeze Tom Brady and shoot him off into space so that future generations can deal with his ass, like Khan in Star Trek. Get him out of my face
Ah Jack White, yeah that makes sense
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Ah Jack White, yeah that makes sense
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All these fucking patches on the NFL uniforms these days jesus
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
All these fucking patches on the NFL uniforms these days jesus
Happy Thanksgiving y'all
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Happy Thanksgiving y'all
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HAPPY THERIZGIVNG DAY!!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
HAPPY THERIZGIVNG DAY!!!
Bruce Brown at the Avs game
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Bruce Brown at the Avs game
Bayern? More like Bayer bc they're gonna keep aspirin after the beat down they're about to get
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Bayern? More like Bayer bc they're gonna keep aspirin after the beat down they're about to get
Jackie Chan-proofing your hideout as a concept is so fucking funny
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Jackie Chan-proofing your hideout as a concept is so fucking funny
Because I can't add I accidentally put 10 extra pounds on my deadlift and easily lifted it for all my sets
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Because I can't add I accidentally put 10 extra pounds on my deadlift and easily lifted it for all my sets
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By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
Holy shit this could change my entire life
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Holy shit this could change my entire life
Beginning to get desperate to find a cat sitter
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Beginning to get desperate to find a cat sitter
By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
Mamdani a Kroenke man
This whole interview was basically just an excuse for them to talk about Arsenal lol
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Mamdani a Kroenke man