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Snarkwing Duck
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I am the spit that hides in your dog whistle. I am the forensic evidence that sticks to your jackboot. I am… Snarkwing Duck!

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There are so many people today who are insanely obsessed with Mario 64 and it blows my mind. 🤣

When I was a kid, I think I only had one friend who even cared about it. We had a blast. We also finished Ocarina of Time in a single sitting, brand new to both of us. Good times.
December 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
In the end, the only instinct of a Trump is to screw everything and everyone - hard. The economy, the environment, his investors, his employees, his friends, our healthcare, our farmers,our allies, our national security, our wallets, our children and even our god damn White House.
December 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The worst part of it all? Those of us who don't live in a fantasy world of right wing tech bros and Q-anon nonsense? We knew all of this a decade ago.

Now we slow walk right into World War III with no way to turn back - unless our elected officials fulfill their constitutional duty to impeach.
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
....So?
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
They'll feel it slightly more than they feel any empathy towards human beings.
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Did you know that blowing smoke up one's ass was a real thing? They used believe that it could revive someone from drowning.
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I am a bottomless pit of random knowledge. 😂
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
...and that the VAIO played some sort of key role in Apple's transition to Intel, knowing nothing about Sony's long history with Apple (3.5" diskette, Trinitron) and NeXT (magneto-optical drives), or the fact that OS X's predecessor, NeXTSTEP, had already ran on Intel.

Kids these days.
December 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
He also stated that Sony didn't have success selling computers before the VAIO - blissfully ignorant of the MSX platform and the challenges of Japanese language encoding before Windows 95 and 32-bit computing, which opened the door for Japanese manufacturers.
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Maybe your bee's just mad that you're not passing the joint.
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I don't mean smoke it yourself. lol. That's how beekeepers used to tame the bees. They used some kind of blowing device that blows tobacco smoke at the bees. I guess it's rarely used today. According to the internet, burning paper or wood is more effective. Smoke makes them less defensive.
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Blow some tobacco smoke in his bee face. That’ll calm his ass down.
December 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Never too late to be a Ghostbuster. Literally. 😂
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Being a called a Nazi is not what incites violence.

It's BEING a Nazi that incites violence.

America isn't going to forget all that it's sacrificed to rid the world of Nazism - nor should it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Let's see here...

Both of his grandfathers were ardent Nazis.
He cheerleads for apartheid and the AfD.
He espouses the great replacement theory.
He sieg heils at the innauguration.
He's literally named after a character in a Nazi fanatasy novel.

"i'M nOt A nAZi!"

Okay, Elon von Fuckstick.
December 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM