as much as I appreciate the lack of threat to Arsenal’s lead, it’s been rough to watch, man

if this isn’t a reference to “flagpole sitta” by harvey danger, please know that I took it as one anyway

Alternate text: Even Ms. Rachel supports Arsenal

4-1. Tottenham get battered everywhere they go. ❤️🤍❤️🤍❤️

Eze hat trick, you love to see it

I hate le saux so much, unctuous little troll

3-0

2-0 already, batter these chumps

he loves people who make people love them, he doesn't really care how because he doesn't actually understand why you would love anyone else anyway, he thinks it's all a grift so all that matters is how good at the grift someone is

[stern look in the direction of Final Fantasy VII]

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Cornjob is a fantastic name, to be fair

this realization brought to you by me watching the Game Center CX episode featuring ActRaiser and hearing the Japanese narrator pronounce Kasandora as if he were saying Cassandra, and not as "Kass-ann-DOR-uh," the way I've said it all my life

I don’t follow wrestling much any more but the pop Ziggler got when he cashed in on Del Rio the night after Wrestlemania has stuck in my memory for some reason. He was nuclear for a second there