ezra 🐍🏳️⚧️
@theserpentofeden.bsky.social
+18 he/him adhd (and autism?) user
OOOFICIALSSSSSSS
ME
DEMANBS+MORE
RUUUUUUUUUM
*tilts empty bottle*
ME IN BARS SEEE?
ME
DEMANBS+MORE
RUUUUUUUUUM
*tilts empty bottle*
ME IN BARS SEEE?
a close up of a yellow smiley face with a red nose and two hands on a white background .
Alt: passes away
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November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
OOOFICIALSSSSSSS
ME
DEMANBS+MORE
RUUUUUUUUUM
*tilts empty bottle*
ME IN BARS SEEE?
ME
DEMANBS+MORE
RUUUUUUUUUM
*tilts empty bottle*
ME IN BARS SEEE?
I am not amenable to returning to my cell.
a man with curly hair and a beard is wearing a sweater with the hashtag @itsscottiesstark on the bottom
Alt: too occupied with robbing in liquor stores around the place... *heavy drinking* gReTa alchhol here mateyyyyyyyy *really drunk now*
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November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I am not amenable to returning to my cell.
This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Ezra
a man with dreadlocks is wearing a pirate hat and a ring on his finger
ALT: a man with dreadlocks is wearing a pirate hat and a ring on his finger
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November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Ezra
HAROLD! *angry tone*
YOU FORGOT ME??!?! *grabs suspiciously heavy purse*
HOW *smacks*
HAVE YOU *smacks twice*
FORGOTTEN ME ALREADY *smacks thrice*
*angry rat noises continues*
YOU FORGOT ME??!?! *grabs suspiciously heavy purse*
HOW *smacks*
HAVE YOU *smacks twice*
FORGOTTEN ME ALREADY *smacks thrice*
*angry rat noises continues*
a brown rat is laying on a pink blanket in a cage .
ALT: a brown rat is laying on a pink blanket in a cage .
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November 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
HAROLD! *angry tone*
YOU FORGOT ME??!?! *grabs suspiciously heavy purse*
HOW *smacks*
HAVE YOU *smacks twice*
FORGOTTEN ME ALREADY *smacks thrice*
*angry rat noises continues*
YOU FORGOT ME??!?! *grabs suspiciously heavy purse*
HOW *smacks*
HAVE YOU *smacks twice*
FORGOTTEN ME ALREADY *smacks thrice*
*angry rat noises continues*
Which plan?
a close up of a cartoon rabbit 's face with vintagegal at the bottom
Alt: you can trust me
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November 26, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Which plan?
Not any more it seems. Although Her Royal Exes are nowhere to be found. I think they said something about revenge, tho. And feta cheese too.
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Not any more it seems. Although Her Royal Exes are nowhere to be found. I think they said something about revenge, tho. And feta cheese too.
Tell that to Mavis, Mevis and Mivis.
How come you matched with them in Tinder huh?
How come you matched with them in Tinder huh?
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Tell that to Mavis, Mevis and Mivis.
How come you matched with them in Tinder huh?
How come you matched with them in Tinder huh?
OH YOU DO DON'T LIE TO HER. BE A PROPER HAMSTER
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
OH YOU DO DON'T LIE TO HER. BE A PROPER HAMSTER
*suspicious rat noises*
Yeah, yeah, same ladies
*even more suspicious rat noises*
I won't say that! That is not gentlemanly for me to say.
*final rat noises*
We will accept a truce and help you with this terrific event as long as we receive rum, cheese, nail polish and getting my second aboard back
Yeah, yeah, same ladies
*even more suspicious rat noises*
I won't say that! That is not gentlemanly for me to say.
*final rat noises*
We will accept a truce and help you with this terrific event as long as we receive rum, cheese, nail polish and getting my second aboard back
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*suspicious rat noises*
Yeah, yeah, same ladies
*even more suspicious rat noises*
I won't say that! That is not gentlemanly for me to say.
*final rat noises*
We will accept a truce and help you with this terrific event as long as we receive rum, cheese, nail polish and getting my second aboard back
Yeah, yeah, same ladies
*even more suspicious rat noises*
I won't say that! That is not gentlemanly for me to say.
*final rat noises*
We will accept a truce and help you with this terrific event as long as we receive rum, cheese, nail polish and getting my second aboard back
Captain Ezra for you, rodent!
I do not fear a wee quadruped being. You seem to forgot how many Royal Exes were dumped in this hole....
And they have told me the horrific truth about you.
*Clears throat for dramatic effect*
YOU ARE REVOLUTIONIST.
YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE REVOLUTIONIST.
I do not fear a wee quadruped being. You seem to forgot how many Royal Exes were dumped in this hole....
And they have told me the horrific truth about you.
*Clears throat for dramatic effect*
YOU ARE REVOLUTIONIST.
YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE REVOLUTIONIST.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Captain Ezra for you, rodent!
I do not fear a wee quadruped being. You seem to forgot how many Royal Exes were dumped in this hole....
And they have told me the horrific truth about you.
*Clears throat for dramatic effect*
YOU ARE REVOLUTIONIST.
YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE REVOLUTIONIST.
I do not fear a wee quadruped being. You seem to forgot how many Royal Exes were dumped in this hole....
And they have told me the horrific truth about you.
*Clears throat for dramatic effect*
YOU ARE REVOLUTIONIST.
YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE REVOLUTIONIST.
Joanne is demanding better food. I quote her words:
EEEK EK EKKKE EKEKEK
I would not try to confront her Royal Ex, as she seems quite adept with a knife. That and the gossip she has about his Royal Fatness that could destroy his power position.
EEEK EK EKKKE EKEKEK
I would not try to confront her Royal Ex, as she seems quite adept with a knife. That and the gossip she has about his Royal Fatness that could destroy his power position.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Joanne is demanding better food. I quote her words:
EEEK EK EKKKE EKEKEK
I would not try to confront her Royal Ex, as she seems quite adept with a knife. That and the gossip she has about his Royal Fatness that could destroy his power position.
EEEK EK EKKKE EKEKEK
I would not try to confront her Royal Ex, as she seems quite adept with a knife. That and the gossip she has about his Royal Fatness that could destroy his power position.
The Royal Exes told me, he is a fat ass alcohol drinker, and that he is in fact aright. He is just a dramatic mouse.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The Royal Exes told me, he is a fat ass alcohol drinker, and that he is in fact aright. He is just a dramatic mouse.
OFFICERS! MAY I HAVE SOME RUM?????? *Screaming from the bottomless pit* I AM STILL ALIVE
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
OFFICERS! MAY I HAVE SOME RUM?????? *Screaming from the bottomless pit* I AM STILL ALIVE
Please forgive me. In exchange, I offer this:
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Please forgive me. In exchange, I offer this:
nothing personal against you dear 😔
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
nothing personal against you dear 😔
Blimey...there are rats.... down with me....
So many rats....
I cannot count them...but I see their little eyes watching me...
AND THEY ARE APPROACHING.
OH NO.
OH NO.
STAND BACK YOU CRAPPY LITTLE THINGS OR I'LL-
So many rats....
I cannot count them...but I see their little eyes watching me...
AND THEY ARE APPROACHING.
OH NO.
OH NO.
STAND BACK YOU CRAPPY LITTLE THINGS OR I'LL-
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Blimey...there are rats.... down with me....
So many rats....
I cannot count them...but I see their little eyes watching me...
AND THEY ARE APPROACHING.
OH NO.
OH NO.
STAND BACK YOU CRAPPY LITTLE THINGS OR I'LL-
So many rats....
I cannot count them...but I see their little eyes watching me...
AND THEY ARE APPROACHING.
OH NO.
OH NO.
STAND BACK YOU CRAPPY LITTLE THINGS OR I'LL-
You will never silence me. I will resist. There is no place that can contain me, Captain Ezra.
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You will never silence me. I will resist. There is no place that can contain me, Captain Ezra.