ezra 🐍🏳️⚧️
@theserpentofeden.bsky.social
+18 he/him adhd (and autism?) user
Tell that to Mavis, Mevis and Mivis.
How come you matched with them in Tinder huh?
How come you matched with them in Tinder huh?
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Tell that to Mavis, Mevis and Mivis.
How come you matched with them in Tinder huh?
How come you matched with them in Tinder huh?
Captain Ezra for you, rodent!
I do not fear a wee quadruped being. You seem to forgot how many Royal Exes were dumped in this hole....
And they have told me the horrific truth about you.
*Clears throat for dramatic effect*
YOU ARE REVOLUTIONIST.
YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE REVOLUTIONIST.
I do not fear a wee quadruped being. You seem to forgot how many Royal Exes were dumped in this hole....
And they have told me the horrific truth about you.
*Clears throat for dramatic effect*
YOU ARE REVOLUTIONIST.
YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE REVOLUTIONIST.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Captain Ezra for you, rodent!
I do not fear a wee quadruped being. You seem to forgot how many Royal Exes were dumped in this hole....
And they have told me the horrific truth about you.
*Clears throat for dramatic effect*
YOU ARE REVOLUTIONIST.
YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE REVOLUTIONIST.
I do not fear a wee quadruped being. You seem to forgot how many Royal Exes were dumped in this hole....
And they have told me the horrific truth about you.
*Clears throat for dramatic effect*
YOU ARE REVOLUTIONIST.
YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE REVOLUTIONIST.
Joanne is demanding better food. I quote her words:
EEEK EK EKKKE EKEKEK
I would not try to confront her Royal Ex, as she seems quite adept with a knife. That and the gossip she has about his Royal Fatness that could destroy his power position.
EEEK EK EKKKE EKEKEK
I would not try to confront her Royal Ex, as she seems quite adept with a knife. That and the gossip she has about his Royal Fatness that could destroy his power position.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Joanne is demanding better food. I quote her words:
EEEK EK EKKKE EKEKEK
I would not try to confront her Royal Ex, as she seems quite adept with a knife. That and the gossip she has about his Royal Fatness that could destroy his power position.
EEEK EK EKKKE EKEKEK
I would not try to confront her Royal Ex, as she seems quite adept with a knife. That and the gossip she has about his Royal Fatness that could destroy his power position.
The Royal Exes told me, he is a fat ass alcohol drinker, and that he is in fact aright. He is just a dramatic mouse.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The Royal Exes told me, he is a fat ass alcohol drinker, and that he is in fact aright. He is just a dramatic mouse.
OFFICERS! MAY I HAVE SOME RUM?????? *Screaming from the bottomless pit* I AM STILL ALIVE
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
OFFICERS! MAY I HAVE SOME RUM?????? *Screaming from the bottomless pit* I AM STILL ALIVE
Please forgive me. In exchange, I offer this:
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Please forgive me. In exchange, I offer this:
Blimey...there are rats.... down with me....
So many rats....
I cannot count them...but I see their little eyes watching me...
AND THEY ARE APPROACHING.
OH NO.
OH NO.
STAND BACK YOU CRAPPY LITTLE THINGS OR I'LL-
So many rats....
I cannot count them...but I see their little eyes watching me...
AND THEY ARE APPROACHING.
OH NO.
OH NO.
STAND BACK YOU CRAPPY LITTLE THINGS OR I'LL-
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Blimey...there are rats.... down with me....
So many rats....
I cannot count them...but I see their little eyes watching me...
AND THEY ARE APPROACHING.
OH NO.
OH NO.
STAND BACK YOU CRAPPY LITTLE THINGS OR I'LL-
So many rats....
I cannot count them...but I see their little eyes watching me...
AND THEY ARE APPROACHING.
OH NO.
OH NO.
STAND BACK YOU CRAPPY LITTLE THINGS OR I'LL-
That is not Michael Sheen. This is my second aboard Michael "Rapscallion" Sheen. Please do not offend him that way.
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
That is not Michael Sheen. This is my second aboard Michael "Rapscallion" Sheen. Please do not offend him that way.
I had not? I have not threatened your integrity.
Just conveniently mentioned my ownership of a deathly item.
Just conveniently mentioned my ownership of a deathly item.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I had not? I have not threatened your integrity.
Just conveniently mentioned my ownership of a deathly item.
Just conveniently mentioned my ownership of a deathly item.
day 1/15.
check the alt for a surprise!
check the alt for a surprise!
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
day 1/15.
check the alt for a surprise!
check the alt for a surprise!
this feels like asmr
December 10, 2024 at 4:07 PM
this feels like asmr
i just got a new and better binder
yaaaay!
yaaaay!
November 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM
i just got a new and better binder
yaaaay!
yaaaay!
i just failed my 🏍️ exam again
November 20, 2024 at 11:04 AM
i just failed my 🏍️ exam again
why is this video hours long?
November 13, 2024 at 8:37 PM
why is this video hours long?
