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Zach
@thesecretbarn.bsky.social
1.7K followers 5.9K following 3.4K posts
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Usually self-aware reply guy
History, politics, elections. CA -> NM
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Hard disagree, but also I prefer a less-chunky boot
Screenshot of Google results for two different black Chelsea boots: one from Thursday and one from Doc Martens
October 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Another photo from Albuquerque today, showing a ton of people in the street, marching in front of a big building. A transformer sculpture is in the bottom right
October 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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This person is a bigot who wants the right to abuse her underage clients. This framing is fucking insane, @nytimes.com. You are getting people killed.
When Kaley Chiles welcomes therapy clients to her tranquil bungalow of an office, she offers loose-leaf tea and asks what brings them to counseling, what’s causing distress and how she can help them meet their goals. Under a 2019 Colorado law, if clients under 18 tell her that their same-sex attractions are causing them stress, as a licensed therapist, she is forbidden from counseling them to change their sexual orientation. If they want to talk about their gender identity, she cannot advise them to change it. Colorado lawmakers and major medical groups say that kind of counseling is ineffective and potentially harmful for minors, and it is therefore appropriate for state governments to outlaw it for licensed mental health professionals. Mrs. Chiles, an evangelical Christian with a master’s degree in clinical mental health from Denver Seminary, says the law violates her First Amendment rights, constraining what she is allowed to say in therapy sessions with young people who have sought out her care.
October 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Albuquerque balloon fiesta, Day 2
60+ hot air balloons, with a crowd of people in the foreground and the Sandia mountains in the background
October 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Oh yeah that’s me baby
Photo of a PowerMac G4 tower with a 21” CRT monitor, keyboard, and hockey puck single button mouse
September 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Grok two days ago
Screenshot of Twitter after the shooting. Grok is saying it’s a joke and not real
September 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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@jcsalterego.bsky.social you did it
Screenshot of the new bsky update with a Jerry skeet as the example
September 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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lol
Nate Silver tweet from 9/1/01: Electorally speaking it's more important for Democrats to avoid Blueskyism that leftism. Not that Bluesky is important but it embodies all the characteristics that make progressivism unappealing to normal people. If you could subtract those the left would win more often.
September 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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This is a work of art
@govpressoffice on Twitter screenshot: BIG MISTAKE BY DOZY DON!!!!! SPACE COMMAND BELONGS IN SAN FRANCISCO, NOT ALABAMA (A TOTAL DISASTER OF A STATE). EVERYONE KNOWS SAN FRANCISCO IS THE FUTURE HOME OF "STAR FLEET ACADEMY" ("LIVE LONG AND PROSPER"). THAT’S BECAUSE CALIFORNIA IS #1 FOR AEROSPACE, #1 FOR TECHNOLOGY, #1 FOR AI (ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, VERY SMART PEOPLE, MUCH SMARTER THAN JD “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO HAS LOW IQ). SAN FRANCISCO IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD FOR ENGINEERING AND INNOVATION... ROCKETS, SOFTWARE, "THE STARTUPS.” ALABAMA’S GOVERNOR “KRAZY” KAY HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON. JUST LIKE LITTLE HANDS, SHE IS SLOW AND BURPS A LOT. SHE HAS DONE NOTHING FOR HER PEOPLE AND MADE THE STATE VERY UNSAFE!!! A MURDER RATE 190% HIGHER THAN CALIFORNIA’S. "SPACE COMMAND" MUST BE HERE IN CALIFORNIA, THE GREATEST STATE IN AMERICA, WITH ME, THE YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL GOVERNOR GAVIN C. NEWSOM. THE SLEEPY GOLFER IN THE WHITE HOUSE DIDN’T MOVE IT HERE. HE HAS NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (NDS). SAD!!! — GCN
September 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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TIL. Ms. Now!
Ms. Magazine cover stolen from the Wikipedia article
August 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Infestor Hearthstone card
August 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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It’s all of them. This is Fresno last week
Fresno, CA Wendy’s sign
August 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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It’s true. Just took a road trip and saw it in multiple states.
Fresno, CA
August 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I grew up on my parents’ Doonesbury books, and that strip was especially memorable. Found it.
Doonesbury from May 9, 1976
August 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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They hear any criticism of *anyone* on the right, stop listening, and take deep personal offense. Immediate emotional response.
Matt Bors Nazi comic
July 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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I had to google sports for this burn, I hope you’re happy
Screenshot of UCLA men’s 2024 football record showing they lost more than they won
June 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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In which a Bernie Bro tells me to “shut up retard”
June 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Do they make straw-length manicotti
Photo of one piece of manicotti pasta
February 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Today's claim to fame lol
Screenshot of someone mad about dril who follows me
January 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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original You Don't Surf meme
December 17, 2024 at 2:49 AM
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Misha Collins and me in a Harris campaign office in Phoenix a few weeks ago
December 9, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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shot shot chaser?
NYT headline: Government Forces Withdraw From Damascus Suburbs, Monitors Say NYT headline: South Korea’s Leader Survives Impeachment Vote After His Power Grab NYT headline: Detectives Scour Thousands of Hours of Video for Clues in C.E.O. Killing
December 7, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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Thank god for the nuclear block
Screenshot of an interaction with an AI loving grift account
November 23, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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Lawyer dog meme
November 22, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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He doesn't, technically. This is the closest the article gets, I think.
Bastian did not specify which Biden regulations he considered overreach, but Delta and other carriers are suing the Transportation Department to kill a rule requiring greater transparency over fees that the carriers charge their passengers.
November 21, 2024 at 11:07 PM