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Sahara Duke
@thereelsahara.bsky.social
Former wrestler. Former multi-time multi-title champion. Soon to be former wife. Former sister. Former daughter. Former mother to the greatest kids.

I was happy once, for a fleeting moment.

Someone build me a time machine.
God fucking damnit Bears
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I remember having to watch Davey and Goliath in school as a kid.
January 17, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Confession time.

I like to sit alone at night, drink by my side, headphones in, noise canceling on… and listen to tunes that remind me of a past I’ve lost.

It makes me sad.

It makes me happy.

It makes me wonder what’s next that I’ll someday look back upon the same way.
January 15, 2026 at 11:26 PM
@insurgentsia.bsky.social I see you’re back on X where people actually exist. 😂
January 9, 2026 at 11:26 PM
2026, same shit as 2025+1 🤷‍♀️
January 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Why the fuck is this even a holiday
January 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I sometimes get the feeling that whoever writes sibling relationships in television shows and movies doesn’t have any… because I’ve never seen any actual siblings act like they’re written in these shows.
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
@insurgentsia.bsky.social I heard you sit alone at Smith and Wollensky and cry 😂
December 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It’s a Wonderful Life has one of the greatest endings in movie history.

Merry Christmas. And if you don’t celebrate Christmas, merry Christmas anyway.
December 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
For those of you wondering, yeah, it's the real me. Mostly Johnny. But also me.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
There comes a time in all of our lives where our collective choices catch up with us.

We may be done with our past; but our past ain’t done with us.

I’m afraid mine caught up with me.
April 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Lasted a lot longer than anyone thought…

But all bad things must come to an end.

But never… say…

I don’t have to finish that sentence, you did it for me.
February 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Reposted by Sahara Duke
//“Date Night.”
A CD piece ft. @thereelsahara.bsky.social

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a city skyline is visible behind a frozen lake
ALT: a city skyline is visible behind a frozen lake
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February 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I miss you all soooooo much.

All of you are world champions in my mind, in my soul.

I got one last run in me, and when the time is right and the situation presents itself…

I *will* return.
January 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Tried to ban people from commenting, but no sir… I’m gonna comment.

Put a shirt on!

Or don’t! lol 😝

Actually keep it odd lol
January 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Nobody tries to make meat taste like vegetables, but there is a billion dollar industry trying to do the opposite.

Because meat rules.

Suck my beefy bologna, vegans and vegetarians. 🤷‍♀️
January 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
wtf is an edgelord lol
January 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A love letter to memory of Lauren and Thaddeus Duke. I had it all, and just like a Mackay, I fucked it all up.
Christmas In Chicago Part III ft @lucywylde.bsky.social @thereelsahara.bsky.social in the way late final chapter, Thad and Lauren have a reckoning as Frankie’s holiday hangs in the balance.

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Christmas In Chicago: Part III
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January 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
You go glen coco
January 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Word of the day is antidisestablishmentarianism… which means the opposite of the opposite of the opposite of what you may have thought.
January 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If you thought 2024 was fucked, wait until you get a load of 2025 you stupid motherfuckers!!! 🤣

Anyway, I hope your new year sucks more than mine.
January 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Reese’s Fast Break, minis, Sticks, white chocolate, pretzels, chips, pieces, pieces cups, (insert holiday name) cups, crunchy, Nutrageous, bars, thins, popcorn, Take 5…

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHRE ARE THE PLAIN FUCKING REESES FUCKING GAS STATION
December 29, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Rest well, Jimmy Carter.
December 29, 2024 at 9:26 PM
The Christmas season is always so busy, I hope you all had a wonderful time!!! ❤️🧡💙
December 29, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Reposted by Sahara Duke
In part two of our story ft @lucywylde.bsky.social & @thereelsahara.bsky.social Thad finds the one person in Chicago that he knows could lead him to Lauren. Lucy doesnher best to keep his wits about him.

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Christmas In Chicago: Part II
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December 25, 2024 at 3:06 PM