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♠️ Kevin Mears ♠️
@kevsallaces.bsky.social
The only Ace in a deck full of jokers. (Fictional)

https://kevinmears.carrd.co
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A throwback shot. And a casual one with my favorite sunglasses.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
No more Discover tab for the month. Almost forgot about that No Nut thing and there it was with dude showing he wasn’t bothering.
a man in a black shirt is pouring water into a glass with snl written on the bottom
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November 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
From a booking over the weekend.
October 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My new profile background for the 5 people who open profile pages.
October 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If you wake up to Cousin It though, you picked her.
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Fellas, don’t make fun of your girl’s beauty routine. If it makes her feel better about herself, support that shit. Just make sure you remind her she doesn’t need it for you.
October 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Putting in work.
a man wearing a black tank top that says fight
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October 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When your workout was especially good that day.
October 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Damn, I’m good at training and managing.
October 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If the Giants want to forfeit the rest of the season, I’ll understand.
October 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Off to Milwaukee.
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Leg day was a success. #Quadzilla
October 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hello, new followers. Welcome aboard. If your whole timeline is mostly just simping for someone, you probably won't get followed back.
October 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
October 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
😂
October 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Browsing Twitch, come across some girl doing laundry in a bikini with dudes throwing money at her. About to start managing e-thots….
October 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Thousands of people whose tongues looked like they were in prison when they smiled.
October 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Finally back home after taking a little detour first. Feel free to skip OKC in the future. Not seen so many people with so few teeth between them in a while.
October 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Every penny and so much more.
October 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Atomic proved that I’m worth every penny as a trainer. She already had the skills. Now we just put the pieces together the tight way. Onto Mrs. Ed Lopez.
a horse is standing in a stable and looking out the window .
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October 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Somebody hit a power pole near my house, sitting in the fucking dark till it gets repaired. I’d never make it as an Amish person.
September 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Maaaaaay have spit my drink everywhere. Thanks, Kevin!
It's called the Cinderella City because there's a serious number of ugly stepsisters.
September 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It's called the Cinderella City because there's a serious number of ugly stepsisters.
September 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Got everything needed for an afternoon of football. May stream tonight if my team picks up the win.
September 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM